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by Tarte Encore
Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham United DNA
Replies: 18
Views: 877

Re: West Ham United DNA

There is such a thing as the 'warrior gene' (MAOA) commonly found to be prescient in murderers/serial killers that predisposes them to acts of violence and an alarming lack of empathy. It's not always triggered but a traumatic/abusive childhood often lights the fuse. It's also common in high flying,...
by Tarte Encore
Sun Feb 04, 2024 1:37 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670483

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

What's Plymouth Argyle fan Morten Harket's favourite road trip?

🎵 Torquay away 🎵
by Tarte Encore
Fri Sep 29, 2023 1:09 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Poll of funniest chants. West Ham 2nd
Replies: 111
Views: 9400

Re: Poll of funniest chants. West Ham 2nd

steveyrockstar wrote: Fri Sep 29, 2023 12:47 am Forest striker Jason Lee
First time I heard it was from our section at Filbert Street in the mid 90s aimed at Leicester's Jamie Lawrence, which definitely pre-dates Jason Lee getting it in the neck from Skinner and Baddiel on fantasy football. Remember it clear as day.
by Tarte Encore
Wed Aug 30, 2023 12:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3538115

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

:wolfy:
spod wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2023 11:28 am Little-known fact that I stumbled across completely by accident this morning: Don Estelle’s real name was Ronnie Edwards.

With your permission, I’d like to nickname this lad Lofty, if he signs.
A whispering grass could be very disruptive in the dressing room. Hard pass.
by Tarte Encore
Tue Aug 29, 2023 9:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3538115

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

LongShot wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2023 9:25 pm He cost £10m. Not thirty.
Fee and wages!...... 6.5m smackers a year but only takes home a measly 3.9m. Not bad for a sub eh?
by Tarte Encore
Tue Aug 29, 2023 4:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3538115

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

He's actually a good player though and it irks me a tad to read him mostly described these days as a passion merchant. He's both Aztec and a thoroughly decent human being to boot. I also think he's got a big part to play in an up-to-60 game campaign on 4 fronts. An intrinsic and essential part of t...
by Tarte Encore
Sat Aug 26, 2023 11:43 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: ⚽ Brighton & Hove Albion 1-3 West Ham Utd (26/8/23)
Replies: 1811
Views: 74145

Re: ⚽ Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham Utd: match thread

Brighton are the equivalent of a bloke whose got himself into a fight and then does all the ol karate noises and poses, and we are the geezer who just drops him with one smash to the chops. Have that. Like Indiana Jones standing there in the market place watching that swordsman flail his scimitar a...
by Tarte Encore
Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3538115

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

steveyrockstar wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:35 am Eh?? Home leg of what? :chin:
The Thameslink Classico..... always over 2 legs. Keep up!
by Tarte Encore
Thu Aug 24, 2023 11:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3538115

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

EastVillageHammer wrote: Thu Aug 24, 2023 11:19 pm For clarification, because ive mentioned it many times - I've been told Kudus is earmarked for right wing, Bowen up front. No expectations for Fornals to leave.
Senor West Ham.
by Tarte Encore
Thu Aug 24, 2023 11:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3538115

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

i’ll believe nothing until i see the private jet pic. The deals not done until Tim S has them at gunpoint heading to Stratford…. They'll be a slight delay before take off as they have to reconfigure the Timbo Jet's cabin with more lay-zee boys to accommodate Mo's entourage of agents. Excess baggage...
by Tarte Encore
Tue Aug 22, 2023 7:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3538115

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

Monkeybubbles wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 5:34 pm Bubble's in the air
This and Tresor Booking from a few pages back deserve more appreciation.....2 pearlers.
by Tarte Encore
Sat Aug 19, 2023 10:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: End of an era - of sorts. West Ham Clips has called it a day
Replies: 18
Views: 1997

Re: End of an era - of sorts. West Ham Clips has called it a day

'What a thundercunt from the Romford Riquelme' is borderline poet laureate.
by Tarte Encore
Mon Aug 07, 2023 4:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3538115

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

neathiron wrote: Mon Aug 07, 2023 2:54 pm So have we actually signed anyone today or have they just agreed in principle to terms? This is West Ham, anything can go wrong. I won't actually believe it until I see these transfer targets wearing our shirt.
So Alvarez's head photoshopped onto Bowen's body a few pages back doesn't count then?
by Tarte Encore
Mon Jul 31, 2023 4:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3538115

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

StevePottsGoalsReel wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 2:32 pm Alright Sting :five:
Fantantric.
by Tarte Encore
Sat Jul 29, 2023 9:54 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread
Replies: 56476
Views: 3538115

Re: Summer 2023/24 Transfer Thread

pdbis wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 9:39 am I don't let the lack of transfers get to me anymore. We as fans can't influence who we sign or sell and just accept what will be will be.
El Hadji Diouf says hello.
by Tarte Encore
Thu Jul 27, 2023 3:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 👋 Farewell, Gianluca Scamacca
Replies: 4464
Views: 322851

Re: ✍ Gianluca Scamacca

All he has to do is smile and half his critics' will suddenly change their tune It's ridiculous Yep, resting bitch face they call it. "Cheer up, It might never happen." "I'm fine, Apologies for not grinning from ear to ear 24/7." From personal experience, hear it enough on repea...
by Tarte Encore
Tue Jun 27, 2023 11:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Declan Rice
Replies: 24775
Views: 1744734

Re: Declan Rice

Is there any reason why negotiations between West Ham and Arsenal can’t take place over a 30 minute zoom call? Arsenal: ‘Will you take 70mil plus some unobtainable add ons spread over the average life span of a bowhead whale? West Ham: No Arsenal: 80mil plus said unobtainable add ons? West Ham: We’...
by Tarte Encore
Tue Jun 27, 2023 9:33 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Declan Rice
Replies: 24775
Views: 1744734

Re: Declan Rice

Bubbles Fortuna wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2023 8:50 am Arsenal fans seem to think Man City are only bidding because they're 'scared' of Arteta.

They're honestly moronic.
7-2 on aggregate wasn't it season just gone?.....Guardiola must be incontinent with fear.....absolute weapons.
by Tarte Encore
Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:28 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Declan Rice
Replies: 24775
Views: 1744734

Re: Declan Rice

I'm going on strike to force a move away from Danny Murphy. I'll let you know how it's going lads.. Trying to push through a move to Laura Woods. 😏😎 In that case you'll have to force a move to BT/TNT not TS as she's replacing Jake Humphreys. You'd then be swapping Danny Murphy for Rio Ferdinand as ...
by Tarte Encore
Mon May 22, 2023 8:18 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Takeover talk
Replies: 7985
Views: 872588

Re: Takeover talk

Puff Daddy wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 7:54 am To those who oppose this, I say to you. Do you ever want us to beat Brighton and Brentford ? Well, there you are then
Identify nitty gritty and get down to it.