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by Dave Hedgehog
Wed Mar 27, 2024 12:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sam's ear
Replies: 78
Views: 3364

Re: Sam's ear

the pink palermo wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 12:07 pm If you are ever asked the question " does my bum look big in this", understand the only acceptable answer to the person asking is "no".
I prefer, "wait a second, I'll just take a few steps back so I can fit it all in".
by Dave Hedgehog
Wed Jan 03, 2024 1:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ben Johnson
Replies: 2065
Views: 150091

Re: Ben Johnson

He looked a bit short of confidence last night and didn't seem to want to take chances on overlapping runs etc. I still think there's a half-decent player in there though.
by Dave Hedgehog
Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:01 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39925
Views: 2703709

Re: Little things that irritate you

SoulCircus wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 11:41 am See Al Pacino is having another kid at age 83. Totally irresponsible in my book.
Just when he thought he was out...
by Dave Hedgehog
Thu Apr 20, 2023 12:36 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Other Countries Humour
Replies: 50
Views: 1450

Re: Other Countries Humour

In my experience Germans don't do humour, and don't get humour. Bar one comedian on WILTY, ugly fooker, but funny as fook, forget his name. Japanese, they literally laugh at anything, particularly if someone hurts themselves. Robin Williams once pointed out the reason Germans aren't known for havin...
by Dave Hedgehog
Tue Mar 28, 2023 12:54 pm
Forum: News up Mother Brown
Topic: America - Guns & Mass Shootings
Replies: 1168
Views: 58680

Re: America - Guns & Mass Shootings

sendô wrote: Tue Mar 28, 2023 12:21 pm Most of them are paranoid as **** that they'll get into a shootout in Starbucks over how much tip they've left for their caramel latte.
To be fair, a friend of mine was in Miami recently and said tips were as high as 40% in some places.
by Dave Hedgehog
Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:34 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39925
Views: 2703709

Re: Little things that irritate you

People who bring their kids to pubs, then let them watch cartoons on their phone without wearing headphones.
by Dave Hedgehog
Tue Jan 24, 2023 12:52 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 15497
Views: 1176119

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

My old pair of slippers have bit the dust so I ordered a nw pair from t'internet. Bought on Sat, delivered Sun and since them I've known a new level of joy. They are like ankle boots with a lovely non animal fleece inside and a trainer like sole on the outside, giving a combination of both comfort ...
by Dave Hedgehog
Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:24 am
Forum: News up Mother Brown
Topic: America - Guns & Mass Shootings
Replies: 1168
Views: 58680

Re: The Latest Mass Shooting In America

The only way to stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.
by Dave Hedgehog
Thu Jan 05, 2023 1:09 pm
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: ⚽ Leeds Utd 2-2 West Ham Utd (4/1/23)
Replies: 1688
Views: 45268

Re: ⚽ Leeds United v West Ham United: match thread

Considering we have lost five on the bounce, I thought we played alright last night - it certainly didn't seem like people's heads have dropped.
by Dave Hedgehog
Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:33 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 15497
Views: 1176119

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Regardless of how she felt, he should have only done that if he was absolutely certain he'd never want kids (or more kids assuming he already has them). If he came to the decision that he doesn't then it shouldn't have really mattered whether she dumped him or not. I had the snip because I already ...
by Dave Hedgehog
Tue Nov 22, 2022 12:47 pm
Forum: The 2022 World Cup
Topic: British TV coverage of Qatar World Cup
Replies: 132
Views: 12324

Re: British TV coverage of Qatar World Cup

I tried to log on to the ITV website about 10 minutes into the Argentina Vs Saudi Arabia match, but couldn't remember my password. The game is now over, and they still haven't sent me the link to change my details.
by Dave Hedgehog
Tue Nov 15, 2022 12:50 pm
Forum: The 2022 World Cup
Topic: Wales consider name change
Replies: 15
Views: 602

Re: Wales consider name change

S-H wrote: Wed Nov 02, 2022 7:28 am Only got yourselves to blame.

Too busy balls deep in sheep.

:wink:
I hate people who make sheep shagging jokes about the Welsh.

I mean, haven't you ever heard of The Lost Prophets?
by Dave Hedgehog
Thu Nov 10, 2022 12:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ben Johnson
Replies: 2065
Views: 150091

Re: Ben Johnson

I don't think he's a bad player, but his confidence is down at the moment. I'd be gutted if he left.
by Dave Hedgehog
Mon Nov 07, 2022 12:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: David Moyes' Claret and Blue Army!
Replies: 67377
Views: 2968215

Re: David Moyes' Claret and Blue Army!

We won a lot of games last season by the odd goal and I remember thinking we were a bit lucky. This season we just don't appear to be getting the rub of the green, and results are going against us. We have also bought in a lot of players, most towards the end of the transfer window, and it takes a w...
by Dave Hedgehog
Wed Oct 26, 2022 1:05 pm
Forum: News up Mother Brown
Topic: Earthquakes
Replies: 77
Views: 4422

Re: Earthquakes

This reminds me of my boss, who was in the earthquake that hit the north of England in 2008. He only realised there had been an earthquake later that day when he saw it on the news, and couldn't work out how he didn't notice it.

Then he remembered: he was having a J Arthur Rank at the time.
by Dave Hedgehog
Wed Oct 19, 2022 1:10 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39925
Views: 2703709

Re: Little things that irritate you

Eastcote wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:37 am People who start a senrence with, look, the prcede to ramble on about how this and that
I suppose you probably have a different way of doing things over in Japan :winker:
by Dave Hedgehog
Tue Aug 02, 2022 12:55 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: A place to call home: where next?
Replies: 1102
Views: 50540

Re: A place to call home: where next?

I'm looking at moving out of the capital to Nottingham in the next year. I'm thinking Beeston - but does anyone know what it's like or can recommend some areas around the city to take a look at? I went up to Beeston a few weeks ago as someone offered me a job there. It wasn't for me, but a lot of o...
by Dave Hedgehog
Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:01 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Summer Transfer Thread 2022.
Replies: 54837
Views: 5379261

Re: The Summer Transfer Thread 2022.

Scamacca reminds me more of Arnautović than Haller. I'd be happy if we got him.
by Dave Hedgehog
Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:44 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39925
Views: 2703709

Re: Little things that irritate you

AnthraxDave wrote: Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:38 pm People who have public conversations on their mobile whilst they have it on speakerphone.

You're not important, mate. Nobody else wants to hear it.
If it sounds like they are talking to their other half, lean over and say "come back to bed, sweetie".
by Dave Hedgehog
Fri May 20, 2022 12:41 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Lawro at it again !
Replies: 4241
Views: 698247

Re: Lawro at it again !

You do realise what this means, don't you? We're going to have to start a petition to reinstate him!

The absolute hairy clown's pie.