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by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1489
Views: 85392

Re: caption time thread

https://scontent.flhr2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/82409339_181326283228689_2879780193352810496_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_oc=AQlnQkwQA8ND3uqykvaPBhWRjmJ9keJcVSFZseepo43dIBJCpQD4YqIZytuhUilCImU&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr2-2.fna&oh=ae4d7fd3dfb843fdf2fb7d336a2ce054&oe=5EAA3AF7 Paul Peschisolido's mum told him the ...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1489
Views: 85392

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm
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Kate:- "Who's getting the drinks in at half time?"
William:- "No sweat."
Kate:- "Oh. I didn't even know Uncle Andrew was here."
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1489
Views: 85392

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm
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"Wills, which one of the players is Peter File then? Uncle Andrew says he's meeting him after the match."
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Bournemouth: Match thread (01/01)
Replies: 652
Views: 28032

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Bournemouth: Match thread (01/01)

Universidad-de-Chile wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:36 pm
But you forgot the bad luck we had not getting, for example a pen with Antonio on the Palace game (taken from his shirt by Tompkins)... :)
No I didn't.....hence the 'heyho' comment. :wink:
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Bournemouth: Match thread (01/01)
Replies: 652
Views: 28032

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Bournemouth: Match thread (01/01)

Was a soft pen but heyho...Noble on a hatrick? What next? Stadium noise is so quiet...and we're 3-0 up. Just shows how poorly designed this toilet bowl is. If you dropped a bomb on the place I reckon it would still sound like a wet fart. (Hopefully one day someone will drop a bomb on it and it can t...
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Dec 31, 2019 12:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1489
Views: 85392

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:11 am
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"Hey boss....I know you're on edge but 50 packets of chewing gum?...at once?"
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:08 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: David Moyes - 18th Permanent Manager of WHUFC
Replies: 1675
Views: 64017

Re: David Moyes - 18th Permanent Manager of WHUFC

Moyes is the perfect owner for this board honestly. 1. Unemployed 2. Cheap 3. Desperate enough for work that he won't complain 4. Just good enough to keep you up 5. Won't complain if not allowed to spend 6. No ambition 7. Sully has a couple of those DM branded tracksuits left over from last time he...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1489
Views: 85392

Re: caption time thread

https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article21168462.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Crystal-Palace-v-West-Ham-United-Premier-League.jpg RH - "I'm such an old duffer I came out earlier with my jacket on the wong way wound." MP - "Ah yes...funny...that's the name of my local Chinese takeaway." RH - "Aww....
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1489
Views: 85392

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:01 pm
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"I've ad enough of this sh*t....I want that 'personal' meet with Kaz NOW....hehe, that's it!.....sub Haller for Antonio...YES...GET IN!!"
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)
Replies: 574
Views: 17597

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)

The apathetic press conferences from Pellers sum up the bloke for me. Drab, dire, slow and predictable. I imagine that's how he is with team talks in that low mumbly manner, and it doesn't inspire anyone. Guess today will be his usual 'state the bleedin' obvious' thoughts on the game. 'We concede a ...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)
Replies: 574
Views: 17597

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)

Where on earth has Anderson's pace gone? Even on a break away he ambles up the pitch!!!
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)
Replies: 574
Views: 17597

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)

mattyD wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:58 pm
Jesus christ where is the f ****ing support?
A wooden cross.
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend's games (21/22 Dec)
Replies: 204
Views: 6731

Re: Weekend's games (21/22 Dec)

Spurs fans? Being racist? Surely not! They cry everytime the 'Y' word is sung and demand it stops, whilst they carry on singing the 'P' word to us.

They wouldn't...couldn't....surely not.
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend's games (21/22 Dec)
Replies: 204
Views: 6731

Re: Weekend's games (21/22 Dec)

Oh, but Son was sooooo innocent with his tackle on Gomes of Everton, some were saying........

Yeah right. He's an absolute bellend and a snide who gets away with murder normally.

Give him a lifetime ban I say. :thup:
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: First Time At Upton Park
Replies: 76
Views: 2599

Re: First Time At Upton Park

West Ham United v Huddersfield Town, 04 March 1972. Cold and foggy I remember. I was 8 and the first game my Dad took me to. Miss him. Won 3 - 0. Two for Clyde Best and one for Pop Robson. I distinctly remember one of Best's goal was a thumping header that he smacked with such force, it echoed round...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Dec 14, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Southampton 0-1 West Ham Utd (14/12/19)
Replies: 783
Views: 24323

Re: ⚽ Southampton v West Ham United: Match thread (14/12)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Board vs Pellegrini [POLL]
Replies: 217
Views: 9980

Re: Board vs Pellegrini [POLL]

Samba wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:47 pm
Strangely, Gold didn't seem the slightest bit embarrassed..
Yeah, but remember Samba...we're talking about an old fart who regularly pisses himself in public. :lol:
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Board vs Pellegrini [POLL]
Replies: 217
Views: 9980

Re: Board vs Pellegrini [POLL]

It appears even Bielsa had the Dildo Bros. cards marked back in 2015.

https://www.90min.com/posts/6514263-mar ... d-sullivan
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Board vs Pellegrini [POLL]
Replies: 217
Views: 9980

Re: Board vs Pellegrini [POLL]

Yeah sure, all the above have their part to play in this current situation but ask yourselves this..what's the constant in all this over the years? Who's the common denominator? Our board. End of. They run our club like a FIFA video game. Trying to pinch a star player on the cheap here, a brand name...