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by IABATAC
Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:06 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Arsenal :Match thread (9/12)
Replies: 68
Views: 1979

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Arsenal :Match thread (9/12)

Based on both team's recent performances I think we're both going to lose.
by IABATAC
Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Protests against the board being planned
Replies: 425
Views: 18648

Re: Protests against the board being planned

With so much wrong with the club it's very difficult to know where to begin when it comes to protesting. Unfortunately, this plays directly into the hands of our owners - with so many groups and individuals, each with a multitude of axes to grind, there doesn't seem to be one core issue around which...
by IABATAC
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:03 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1350
Views: 79538

Re: caption time thread

Sully: **** me, the team stinks.

Gold: Actually, it's the entire club.

Sully: I want whoever is responsible banned for life.

Gold: I'll get our coats.
by IABATAC
Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pochettino leaves Spurs. (Mourinho confirmed)
Replies: 288
Views: 12120

Re: Pochettino leaves Spurs.

I'd love it if they got Arsene Wenger in......
by IABATAC
Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:28 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: I hated them.....but now I don't.
Replies: 71
Views: 2361

Re: I hated them.....but now I don't.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Yet another darling of the media from a privileged background who rose to fame and blah blah blah. So I avoided Fleabag like the plague yet still managed to decide it was a pile of pony. But after much persuasion and threats of violence on the part of Mrs IABATAC I caved in and...
by IABATAC
Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Newcastle United: Match thread (2/11)
Replies: 704
Views: 25854

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Newcastle United: Match thread (2/11)

IABATAC wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 7:34 am
If we adopt a radical new approach to our attacking strategy whereby we attempt to kick the ball in the direction of the opposition's goal rather than trying to walk the ball over the goal line then perhaps we stand a chance.
I rest my fukcing case...............
by IABATAC
Sun Oct 27, 2019 7:34 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Newcastle United: Match thread (2/11)
Replies: 704
Views: 25854

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Newcastle United: Match thread (2/11)

If we adopt a radical new approach to our attacking strategy whereby we attempt to kick the ball in the direction of the opposition's goal rather than trying to walk the ball over the goal line then perhaps we stand a chance.
by IABATAC
Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Manuel Pellegrini West Ham United’s 17th manager
Replies: 8314
Views: 458701

Re: Manuel Pellegrini West Ham United’s 17th manager

I literally fell asleep in the ground today.
by IABATAC
Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:02 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7342
Views: 1324510

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Staying in a small pension in the hills of Spain, I became violently ill halfway through the night. Amazingly, there was a doctor there and he set me right quickly. When I told him how surprised I was that they had a doctor, he said: No one expects the Spanish-inn physician. I stayed at that inn an...
by IABATAC
Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:23 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: You Say Bagel, I say Beigel
Replies: 36
Views: 1377

Re: You Say Bagel, I say Beigel

Bagel? What's that all about? Plats-alls are better than biegels......as are Johnny Wall's torpedoes, which are better than baguettes... Chopped herring on an Onion Platzel - now there's a treat! Plenty of Listerine afterwards though else yer missus'll think you've been..... urrgh that's disgusting.
by IABATAC
Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:22 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: You Say Bagel, I say Beigel
Replies: 36
Views: 1377

You Say Bagel, I say Beigel

Ever since my old dad used to take me down Brick Lane on a Sunday back in the late sixties and early seventies I have always pronounced it BYE GALL as opposed to BAY GALL. What do you call them? Are you a normal, decent, salt of the earth Bye Gall person? Or are you a wrong 'un? Do tell.........
by IABATAC
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:31 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Football or Muggy Bonehead?
Replies: 28
Views: 1410

Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

For a more rounded appreciation of where this all stems from, try this. It has most of the original documentary and the follow up "where are they now " documentary. And its definitely football!

Enjoy.......

by IABATAC
Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:47 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Football or Muggy Bonehead?
Replies: 28
Views: 1410

Re: Football or Muggy Bonehead?

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:06 pm
Could there be any other outcome but "football".

Jim White
Muggy, muggy Bonehead


Larry David
by IABATAC
Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:09 am
Forum: Helpdesk
Topic: Welcome to the new KUMB Forum
Replies: 257
Views: 10511

Re: Welcome to the new KUMB Forum

Very nice.

Just one thing - unless I'm missing something, there doesn't appear to be a HOME button on the mobile site. Otherwise, the mobile site is superb.
by IABATAC
Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:34 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7342
Views: 1324510

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I took part in a blindfold w@anking competition. I don't know where I came.
by IABATAC
Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:54 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1350
Views: 79538

Re: caption time thread

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by IABATAC
Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:48 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1350
Views: 79538

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image

No matter how hard he tried, Rod Hull just could not remember where he left Emu.
by IABATAC
Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:49 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7342
Views: 1324510

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I just ordered a chicken off Amazon and an egg off eBay. I'll let you know........
by IABATAC
Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:13 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27994
Views: 2007767

Re: Little things that irritate you

When in a restaurant or cafe and they serve your sandwich etc with the serviette UNDERNEATH the fkcuing thing so it gets covered in exactly the muck that you needed the serviette for in the first place.
by IABATAC
Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:02 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27994
Views: 2007767

Re: Little things that irritate you

Fkucing bus drivers who pull out and THEN indicate.