jastons wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 5:53 pm Has anyone given their Kids West Ham related names ? My son is called Bobby, for obvious reasons

Our Grandson is called Billy.

I wouldn't bother. You'd be the biggest shithouse in the pub in their eyes for pointing out their stupidity. Never understood that. Why risk it, even for the ae of your license, never mind your kids lives? Wouldn't bother me being "the biggest shithouse in the pub" Obviously used to drink...

I went to see my doctor as I started to have problems with diction.
"How d'you mean?" he said
"Well" I said," I'm having trouble pronouncing the letters F ,T and H "
"Well" he said " You can't say fairer than that then,can you?"

Alan Pardew's Dad wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 8:34 pm You are the first person I’ve ever known that has found that ***** funny.

You’ve certainly met the brief for this thread of controversial opinions

I find them both as funny as a raging toothache

No matter how poor West Ham perform and how depressed I get ,I know that Mrs Brown's boys or Michael McIntyre will always return a smile to my face.

The university library in West Road here in Cambridge has 130 miles of shelving ,over 7 million books,1and a half million periodicals plus it receives approx 1000 books a week as a legal deposit library. That's a lot of quiet please for your money.

Personalised number plates on a car are such a marvellous non egotistical idea. I've always been interested in who you are and what you drive.

Only the last 56 years,bit Hazy after that.

I remember us playing Wimbledon at home on a Thursday. April 13th 1995. Pretty much the norm these days but very unusual in those days.

Always gave 100% on and off the field. Did amazing work for the charities that are close to us at West Ham. Only met him once when my Partners company supplied some of table decorations for his wedding but moreover he was one of the good guys. Fair play to him

Population of Newham is quite a bit higher than Newcastle! But it is a fair point. You get much more local identity outside of London as cities are much easier to define than areas within a large city.lpl So if you are from Neecastle there is a fair chance you will have a strong affinity to the cit...

Hayday wrote: ↑Fri Jan 12, 2024 3:27 pm I thought it was Coufal who wanted cash

Who? Cash or Czech?

Have to say coming back from cheeky few days in majorca last year,I too refused to book seats as its only us two and its only a couple of hours away. However there were people who hadn't booked seats that were separated from their kids. People who had paid £15pp were refusing to move to accommodate ...

We_are_BML wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 9:12 pm Going to get stick for this but I'd take Rooney at West Ham.

Not doing Dry January then?

My nephew had a premonition that we would win this game 5-0 and subsequently had a couple of quid at 80/1. He just disappeared to Ladbrokes under the Bobby Moore stand to collect his winnings when Lazaridis made it 6-0 in the 90th minute. How we laughed!

Yosemite national park. Back in the 90's we were part of a small tour group travelling between Vegas, Los Angeles and San Francisco. We were "allocated" 2 days in Yosemite. Great, I thought, a walk through the woods. Turned out the best 2 days out of the 26 day tour. Amazing eye opener.

My Mrs bought Malteser advent calendars for the grandkids but every chocolate be it Santa,a snowman or xmas stocking looks like a cowpat. Probably tastes like one as well.

Can't get over the fact there is such a thing as a street WhatsApp group. Cambridge is so behind the times. There is however, a Facebook group called Babble in the village,which just contains inane requests from people with a fear of missing out should their voice not be heard for a few days. Or may...

dasnutnock3 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 7:04 pm

I have family members affected by the acts of Peter Sutcliffe,but if you think its funny crack on

Away at Hull City, clutched a wayward shot above my head and nonchantly tossed it back to Jimmy Walker getting a thumbs up from the big man.