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by Joyeux Marteau
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:19 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27855
Views: 1985901

Re: Little things that irritate you

Having to spend £23 on a taxi to get to work this morning because no buses turned up. No official silence planned this morning, still did it though even though other people were talking. Having a really crap day. Then no buses turning up to get me home. And to top it all off one of the cats was sick...
by Joyeux Marteau
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:27 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7302
Views: 1315043

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I was watching porn last night when my Mother walked in.

Not the best way to find out about her new job.
by Joyeux Marteau
Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:26 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8057
Views: 735931

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:50 pm
I shouldn't really smile, but our cat has got chlamydia.

Really not happy......

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Someone's going to pay for that! There'll be a protest poop in the near future!

Handsome cat though MB.
by Joyeux Marteau
Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:22 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27855
Views: 1985901

Re: Little things that irritate you

There's awful footage online of a poor pet rabbit in a hutch, shivering from the fright of fireworks & then finally dying of fear causing a heart attack. What irritated me was that instead of filming, there seemed to be no attempt to physically comfort the poor thing or even take it indoors. Don't ...
by Joyeux Marteau
Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:28 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27855
Views: 1985901

Re: Little things that irritate you

****ing FIREWORKS!
by Joyeux Marteau
Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27855
Views: 1985901

Re: Little things that irritate you

James P wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:40 pm
I find it annoying when people say “Can I ask a question?”
I like to go back with a classic "You just did"!

It soon stops or people get so annoyed with you they don't ask you again, either way job done.
by Joyeux Marteau
Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:47 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27855
Views: 1985901

Re: Little things that irritate you

QUESTION.

Why are people unable to ask a question without saying Question first? Trust me I'll know it's a question.

Also "Much Appreciated". Either appreciate it or don't but don't tell me it's much appreciated you goon.
by Joyeux Marteau
Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1277
Views: 75403

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:01 pm
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I dunno boss, I'm no financial expert but *insert potentially libellous comment here*
by Joyeux Marteau
Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:02 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27855
Views: 1985901

Re: Little things that irritate you

fjthegrey wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:41 pm
Dave Grohl is going to re-record Nirvana song 'Rape Me' with the lyrics changed to 'Hug Me'.

That is unacceptable.
by Joyeux Marteau
Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Newcastle United: Match thread (2/11)
Replies: 704
Views: 24210

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Newcastle United: Match thread (2/11)

Any one else putting Newcastle players in their Fantasy Football team?

Andy Carroll (if playing) nailed on to score.

Hopefully if we do win we will get some momentum back into the Season.
by Joyeux Marteau
Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: A place to call home: where next?
Replies: 197
Views: 5020

Re: A place to call home: where next?

Gloucestershire has some good options.

There's loads to do around here as well, great places to walk and visit.

Not Gloucester though!
by Joyeux Marteau
Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:02 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 27855
Views: 1985901

Re: Little things that irritate you

People that press the button on the bus for the next stop when just passing the last one.
by Joyeux Marteau
Tue Oct 15, 2019 9:58 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Subbuteo
Replies: 53
Views: 1158

Re: Subbuteo

Amazing.

My brother had it when we were kids!

Do you remember that one box could be several teams? I don't remember it being so expensive.

I saw a rugby Version at the Malvern Flea market, I wish I bought it now.
by Joyeux Marteau
Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1277
Views: 75403

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:01 pm
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Is it safe?
by Joyeux Marteau
Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:30 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Beer/Lager Thread
Replies: 219
Views: 7096

Re: Beer/Lager Thread

Beavertown Neck Oil.

So nice I might have borrowed a glass.

I think one of the big companies has bought them out though.
by Joyeux Marteau
Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1277
Views: 75403

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image
Sulli think I found your dignity.
by Joyeux Marteau
Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Payet? [POLL]
Replies: 442
Views: 17786

Re: Payet? [POLL]

Oui sil vous plait.

That feeling of watching him step up for a free kick. . .

Sure he didn't leave us on a good note but let bygones be bygones.

:scarfer:
by Joyeux Marteau
Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Adrián San Miguel del Castillo
Replies: 3090
Views: 263335

Re: Adrián San Miguel del Castillo

A real shame to see you go, one of my favourite West Ham players of all time.

I hope you have a great rest of your career.

:cry:
by Joyeux Marteau
Thu May 09, 2019 11:04 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: My name is .... and I'm ....
Replies: 164
Views: 7880

Re: My name is .... and I'm ....

All the best to you V-M and just for you (from a previous comment) Bon chance mon ami!