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by Sauce!
Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ Liverpool v West Ham United:Match thread (24/02)
Replies: 838
Views: 27847

Re: ⚽ Liverpool v West Ham United:Match thread (24/02)

Fornaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get in baby!!!
by Sauce!
Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ Liverpool v West Ham United:Match thread (24/02)
Replies: 838
Views: 27847

Re: ⚽ Liverpool v West Ham United:Match thread (24/02)

Jonathan Moss needs to up his game, or Klopp will hook him at half time.
by Sauce!
Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ Liverpool v West Ham United:Match thread (24/02)
Replies: 838
Views: 27847

Re: ⚽ Liverpool v West Ham United:Match thread (24/02)

Jon wrote:
Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:07 pm
We signed Bowen to score goals and keep us up. Call me old fashioned but I think he needs to play to achieve that....
This seasons Jordan Hugill. If we (miraculously) stay up he will spend next season on loan back at Hull.
by Sauce!
Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ Liverpool v West Ham United:Match thread (24/02)
Replies: 838
Views: 27847

Re: ⚽ Liverpool v West Ham United:Match thread (24/02)

DasNutNock2 wrote:
Fri Feb 21, 2020 6:42 pm
I’ve got a very good feeling about this match. Very good indeed.
So who’s your ffl captain - Salah or Mane?
by Sauce!
Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Protests against the board being planned
Replies: 3638
Views: 204270

Re: Protests against the board being planned

Saturday 29th feb. Unfortunately we have been informed that there are no trains in or out of Kings Cross that day.People wishing to attend the Protest/Southampton game who usually travel via Kings Cross will have to make alternative arrangements. Trains from the north are only going as far as St Ne...
by Sauce!
Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:22 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7501
Views: 1356195

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

pablo jaye wrote:
Fri Feb 21, 2020 6:29 am
I bought 14 tonnes of tippex the other day.

It was a big mistake.

While deep sea fishing in the North Sea I almost caught the worlds largest merluccius merluccius, but it got away.

It was a big missed hake. :oops:
by Sauce!
Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:13 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: New Funny GIF/JPG Thread
Replies: 3697
Views: 513623

Re: New Funny GIF/JPG Thread

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by Sauce!
Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:07 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7501
Views: 1356195

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Why do people take an instant dislike to Liverpool fans?

To save time.
by Sauce!
Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: KUMB MOTM
Replies: 26
Views: 422

Re: KUMB MOTM

VAR

Failing that, Declan Rice.
by Sauce!
Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Home Form
Replies: 21
Views: 887

Re: Home Form

S-H wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:46 pm
We don't have a home.
Statistics show this to be the case (this season so far).

“Home”

W 3 D 3 L 7

“Away”

W 3 D 3 L 6

We sold our soul for a toilet bowl. :thdn:
by Sauce!
Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 2019/2020 Relegation Thread
Replies: 1096
Views: 57081

Re: 2019/2020 Relegation Thread

Plashet Grove Pete wrote:
Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:27 pm
If we are going to be relegated (and sorry to say, I'm sure we will) I'd rather we finished bottom. Just to run the Sp*nk Brothers and the Fat Sows grubby noses in it.

Tumours, the three of them.
No, I’m not having that.

Tumours are easier to remove.
by Sauce!
Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Brighton and Hove Albion match thread
Replies: 871
Views: 28395

Re: West Ham Utd v Brighton and Hove Albion match thread

It wasn’t hand ball As soon ( i.e. 3+ minutes prevaricating) as VAR gave the goal an image flashed up on the screens which made it look very much like a deliberate handball. Understandably this pissed the crowd off even more, but they didn’t have much else to go on Unfortunately it sounds like they...
by Sauce!
Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:38 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Valentines Day
Replies: 42
Views: 1390

Re: Valentines Day

sendô wrote:
Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:05 pm
We never bother on valentines day. I'm not buying her a git because the card companies say I should. If I'm getting her a gift it's because I want to get my end away.
Sounds like she’s already got one.
by Sauce!
Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:59 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7501
Views: 1356195

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Never take Viagra and iron supplements at the same time.

I did and spent the rest of the day facing north.
by Sauce!
Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29539

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

If Jon Moss books Diop and Noble then he has to book Firminio (on Lanzini 1st half) & Alexander Arnold (on Noble 2nd half).

He should stick to selling records, not helping Liverpool break them.

All we fans ask for is consistency.
by Sauce!
Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Welcome Tomas Soucek
Replies: 191
Views: 11034

Re: Welcome Tomas Soucek

Interesting fact:

Tomas Soucek is an anagram of “suck o’ ma toes”.

Let’s hope he never puts a foot wrong.
by Sauce!
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29539

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

Naby Keita nearly finding a way through there... :lol:
by Sauce!
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29539

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

kenthammer1984 wrote:
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:05 pm
What the **** is up with this website on match days?! It is literally unusable!!
It's probably all the Liverpool fans in the home end.
by Sauce!
Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29539

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

Reading the live commentary on BBC Sport. You can almost taste the semen. :thdn:
by Sauce!
Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29539

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

Joke yellow for Noble. If VAR did its job properly etc.. :thdn: