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by Sauce!
Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:26 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

My wife has thrown me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.

As I walked out of the door I turned around, fixed her with a steely glare and said “I shall return presently”.
by Sauce!
Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:34 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: New Funny GIF/JPG Thread
Replies: 5001
Views: 624266

Re: New Funny GIF/JPG Thread

Note prescient use of COVID-19 face mask...

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by Sauce!
Wed Apr 15, 2020 3:57 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Dover KUMB fan wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:50 pm You are the ghost of Ann Frank & I claim my £5
She would still be alive if she hadn’t got that trumpet for her birthday.
by Sauce!
Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:21 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: New Funny GIF/JPG Thread
Replies: 5001
Views: 624266

Re: New Funny GIF/JPG Thread

bitter-iron-ny wrote: Sun Apr 12, 2020 4:17 pm Image
Even better with the soundtrack...

by Sauce!
Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:13 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Did you hear about the one-armed angler?

He once caught a fish that was THIS BIG!!!

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by Sauce!
Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:55 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Monday - stayed at home

Tuesday - stayed at home

Wednesday - stayed at home

Thursday - stayed at home

Friday - stayed at home

Saturday - stayed at home

Sunday - stayed at home



I’m here all week :oops:
by Sauce!
Sat Apr 11, 2020 11:20 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39920
Views: 2702010

Re: Little things that irritate you

Anyway , I don't know if I'm getting overly grumpy in my old age but what's been getting to me lately are all these clips of how various people are coping with Coronavirus - today it was the turn of young mothers and their kids ' Oh , it's been a whole week and I don't know if I'm going to cope wit...
by Sauce!
Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:00 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

After all the grief Jose Mourhino got recently over training his Tottenham team during the lockdown I was amazed to see David Moyes & some of our players in the local park kicking a stray cat about the place. I was just about to call the police and the RSPCA when the cat went 1-0 up. I'm here al...
by Sauce!
Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:51 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39920
Views: 2702010

Re: Little things that irritate you

S-H wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 1:12 pm Yeah me too, mate.

Going to try to hold off until the weekend, if i can. Although I've got a Brewdog delivery today and a beersofEurope delivery next week..

I do know booze ain't the answer.. but..

If booze isn’t the answer, you are asking the wrong questions.
by Sauce!
Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:33 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Two men of limited intelligence are looking through a mail order catalogue. Patrick says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too." Michael agrees "I'm ordering one right now". 3 weeks later Patrick says to Michael "Has your woman turned up yet ?" &q...
by Sauce!
Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:03 pm
Forum: News up Mother Brown
Topic: The Labour Party Thread
Replies: 3518
Views: 112083

Re: Next Labour Leader

Jimmy had a lot of friends - https://i.ibb.co/K06Lwmw/hague-savile.png https://i.ibb.co/jfwj39d/heath-savile.png https://i.ibb.co/9ZgY9GW/thatcher-savile.png Now then now then now then... https://www.leftfutures.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/image002-e1350256532688.jpg
by Sauce!
Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:18 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 39920
Views: 2702010

Re: Little things that irritate you

djclipz wrote: Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:40 am The braggers on facebook posting about how many bottles of alcohol they have got through in the last week. Oddly, it is primarily females.
Prosecco selfie anyone?

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by Sauce!
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:00 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I thought my wife must be having an affair after I heard her crying out “Frodo! Frodo! Bilbo! Bilbo!” in the middle of the night, but it turns out she was only Tolkien in her sleep. :oops:


I’m here all week. :(
by Sauce!
Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:27 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Time to get silly...

What do you call a man who has no shinbones?

Tony


I'm here all week. :(
by Sauce!
Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:34 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I rather like the motto of the French Navy, which translates to English as:

"To the water; It is the hour"


I’m here all week. :(
by Sauce!
Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:43 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 15495
Views: 1175073

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

This afternoon's BBC1 TV schedule...

1:30 BBC News London & South East

1:45 Doctors

2:15 London Kills

3:00 Escape To The Country
by Sauce!
Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:35 pm
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

This self-isolation business is a pain but at least we are allowed out for one bit of exercise.

Today I went down to our local park and gave IOUs to the ducks.

I'm here all week. :(
by Sauce!
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:45 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Just seen my Scouse neighbour climbing through his bathroom window.

“Did you lock yourself out?” I asked.

“No mate”, he replied, “I’m working from home”.

I’m here all week. :(
by Sauce!
Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:01 am
Forum: Romford's Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 9713
Views: 1670356

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Dover KUMB fan wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:48 am Sauce :lol:
I’ve forgotten the lyrics to “Blackberry Way” by The Move.

What am I supposed to do noooooowwwww?

I’m here all week. :(