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- Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:23 pm
- Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
- Topic: 🏆 UCLF: ACF Fiorentina 1-2 West Ham Utd (7/6/23)
- Replies: 3836
- Views: 253635
- Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:26 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
My wife has thrown me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.
As I walked out of the door I turned around, fixed her with a steely glare and said “I shall return presently”.
As I walked out of the door I turned around, fixed her with a steely glare and said “I shall return presently”.
- Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:34 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: New Funny GIF/JPG Thread
- Replies: 5002
- Views: 635905
Re: New Funny GIF/JPG Thread
Note prescient use of COVID-19 face mask...
- Wed Apr 15, 2020 3:57 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
She would still be alive if she hadn’t got that trumpet for her birthday.
- Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:21 am
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: New Funny GIF/JPG Thread
- Replies: 5002
- Views: 635905
- Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:13 am
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Did you hear about the one-armed angler?
He once caught a fish that was THIS BIG!!!
He once caught a fish that was THIS BIG!!!
- Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:55 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Monday - stayed at home
Tuesday - stayed at home
Wednesday - stayed at home
Thursday - stayed at home
Friday - stayed at home
Saturday - stayed at home
Sunday - stayed at home
I’m here all week
Tuesday - stayed at home
Wednesday - stayed at home
Thursday - stayed at home
Friday - stayed at home
Saturday - stayed at home
Sunday - stayed at home
I’m here all week
- Sat Apr 11, 2020 11:20 am
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: Little things that irritate you
- Replies: 40025
- Views: 2771713
Re: Little things that irritate you
Anyway , I don't know if I'm getting overly grumpy in my old age but what's been getting to me lately are all these clips of how various people are coping with Coronavirus - today it was the turn of young mothers and their kids ' Oh , it's been a whole week and I don't know if I'm going to cope wit...
- Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:00 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
After all the grief Jose Mourhino got recently over training his Tottenham team during the lockdown I was amazed to see David Moyes & some of our players in the local park kicking a stray cat about the place. I was just about to call the police and the RSPCA when the cat went 1-0 up. I'm here al...
- Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:51 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: Little things that irritate you
- Replies: 40025
- Views: 2771713
- Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:33 am
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Two men of limited intelligence are looking through a mail order catalogue. Patrick says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too." Michael agrees "I'm ordering one right now". 3 weeks later Patrick says to Michael "Has your woman turned up yet ?" &q...
- Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:03 pm
- Forum: News up Mother Brown
- Topic: The Labour Party Thread
- Replies: 3557
- Views: 122392
Re: Next Labour Leader
Jimmy had a lot of friends - https://i.ibb.co/K06Lwmw/hague-savile.png https://i.ibb.co/jfwj39d/heath-savile.png https://i.ibb.co/9ZgY9GW/thatcher-savile.png Now then now then now then... https://www.leftfutures.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/image002-e1350256532688.jpg
- Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:18 am
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: Little things that irritate you
- Replies: 40025
- Views: 2771713
- Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:00 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
I thought my wife must be having an affair after I heard her crying out “Frodo! Frodo! Bilbo! Bilbo!” in the middle of the night, but it turns out she was only Tolkien in her sleep.
I’m here all week.
I’m here all week.
- Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:27 am
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Time to get silly...
What do you call a man who has no shinbones?
Tony
I'm here all week.
What do you call a man who has no shinbones?
Tony
I'm here all week.
- Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:34 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
I rather like the motto of the French Navy, which translates to English as:
"To the water; It is the hour"
I’m here all week.
"To the water; It is the hour"
I’m here all week.
- Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:43 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
- Replies: 15530
- Views: 1201737
Re: Little things in life that make you smile
This afternoon's BBC1 TV schedule...
1:30 BBC News London & South East
1:45 Doctors
2:15 London Kills
3:00 Escape To The Country
1:30 BBC News London & South East
1:45 Doctors
2:15 London Kills
3:00 Escape To The Country
- Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:35 pm
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
This self-isolation business is a pain but at least we are allowed out for one bit of exercise.
Today I went down to our local park and gave IOUs to the ducks.
I'm here all week.
Today I went down to our local park and gave IOUs to the ducks.
I'm here all week.
- Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:45 am
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Just seen my Scouse neighbour climbing through his bathroom window.
“Did you lock yourself out?” I asked.
“No mate”, he replied, “I’m working from home”.
I’m here all week.
“Did you lock yourself out?” I asked.
“No mate”, he replied, “I’m working from home”.
I’m here all week.
- Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:01 am
- Forum: Romford's Snug
- Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
- Replies: 9739
- Views: 1699234
Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
I’ve forgotten the lyrics to “Blackberry Way” by The Move.
What am I supposed to do noooooowwwww?
I’m here all week.