Those little spots or sores you get inside your nostril......stinging like a bastardo :twisted:

Done a cheeky Noble and 1-0 at 125/1

Took 20/1 Ole Gunnar Solksjaer to be new Blackburn manager...in to evens now

Going into a shop to ask if you could have half a dozen of their old flattened boxes because you are moving and being told "we cant do that anymore" because of "Health and Safety" !!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

Had Poulter at 16s,very handy as PP account was down to £6.50

Need a red card in the Citeh match for a red card treble...£74 for my £1 bet ...

Letting agents that charge the pair of you £420 to do reference checks,then take 3 weeks doing them then tell you that the guarantors letter that you have sent back signed and witnessed within a day will take a week to "Process".....****ers :twisted:

West Ham Dave wrote:My mate's shagging twins who both like it up the ar*e
I asked him "how do you tell them apart"
He replied, "Its easy, Sally's got massive t*ts, and Derek's got a moustache"

Possibly my favourite so far :lol:

Just admitted to the missus that I got a gambling problem and it's breaking my heart to type this (tears are streaming down my face) I got 2 kids and a wonderful missus and can't lose them But it's probaly the only way I can admit to my problem by confessing to the missus and also by saying so on h...

Had a quid on Ivanovic first goal at 25s as a cheeky bet

Women, they call, you miss the call by about a second, you call straight back and they don't pick up. What the **** is that about? Slightly different but along same lines. Yesterday im out Window Cleaning and get a text from her " Why dont you pop round for a cuppa ?"....."Ok ill jus...

Childrens parties for 6 year olds, Little shitbags the lot of them :evil:

sicknote wrote:poults at 6's you can get at the moment in the PGA is on a roll

Had Poults at 50s before the start Sicknote, when he got to 8 under i thought he was going to go on and win it,trouble is with him is that when he makes one error he falls apart,only just sneaked in eachway in the end

Ive backed my old favourites all E/W. D Clarke and Jimenez both at 125/1, Schwartzel at 40/1 and although he is suffering bad form like crazy i took 250/1 about Paul Casey on the hope that he can play staright and lond for four days and creep into the top 7

Dyl wrote:
well done

Just covered rounds 4,5,6,7 only for a couple of quid each but a nice little bonus to wake up to

Had Danny Garcia 4th round 55/1

Dunking my biscuits before work and they snap off and drop into my coffee :twisted:

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:Ask me in a couple of months what I hoped it was

Of course, £2.50

:lol:

rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:No sweat.

I took BSB's advice and stuck £250 e/w on it with Boylesports, but on 66/1

I do hope that was £2.50 and not £250 :shock:

I actually have a potentially ok tip. From my brother, who loves his cycling, is a triathlete. Edvald Boasson Hagen to win the young riders jersey at the Tour De France. 50/1 He says he is one of the rising stars in the sport and will be marshalling Bradley Wiggins, which could drive his performanc...