Ian Darke trying to do the curse of the commentator job. Commentate on this game.

Ironheart wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:25 pm I’d take him off now

But he loses it if he is taken off. He has to stop tackling till the end of the match.

Junco Partner wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:00 pm They gotta lose sometime, why not tonight

I would take the draw tonight and the win at home. To win twice will not be easy. But we can hope.

I was driving behind a car that had 59URS as part of its plate. It wasn’t a big car but I bet it thought it was.

I remember when you referred to a woman as “she” you would be asked who’s she the cats mother and told I do have a name.

I was putting petrol in the car. After paying I was walking back to the car when this young bloke opened the car door and put his fag out on the floor inches from the petrol pump.

Allen McKnightnurse

Take me away
John Wayne is Big Leggy

Talking about their kids reminds me of going to the cinema when I was young. We used to have a short film before the main one, the B film. The prices used to vary where you would be sitting. The courting section at the back used to be the more expensive. The tuck shop used to have loads more choice ...

We had a lovely rescue cat who's owners had kicked her out on to the street. She was very nervous of anything mechanical like the hoover or the lawn mower. She was an indoor/our garden only cat but my daughter still wanted her to have her injections. Taking her to the vet she got in a terrible state...

Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four

If you're from North Wales, it's “Taid” (pronounced like English “tide”). In South Wales it's “Tad-cu” (pron. “tad-key”.)

A vacation in a foreign land, Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

With these small single storey properties if they are on a big enough plot they wil knock them down and build a big house instead.

The Straw wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 8:55 pm Dear oh dear, Dermot Gallagher. That is truly pathetic.

Not much better from LotB, either.

You like this one Dermot Gallagher defending defending Zuma after he kicks through the back of Jesus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdxhmLFDr1g

Mothers Instinct. Good performances from Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain. After a while you will work out where it is headed generally. After seeing it I did wonder who chose which part each of them would play. And for a change it was only about 90 minutes long. 7/10 for me. If anyone does see it...

TOMOS, glad things are ok. stone hammer, I wish you all the best. Many have gone through it and you will come out the other side. I had a failed marrage and it was tough for a while but I survived. I left Wales and came to London and within 2 years I was married to my now wife. That was over 42 year...

'clear and obvious' I think the first one was a foul by Coufal. Clumsy. But I also think Gordon was offside. All Gordon had to do was toe poke the ball across and away from Coufal. But he didn’t, instead he totally ignored the ball went past it and placed his foot were he knew there would be contac...

He ain't heavy, he's my brother

Anthony Gordon gets in to Garth crooks team of the week.