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by last.caress
Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:04 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Getting a cat to take tablets
Replies: 40
Views: 658

Re: Getting a cat to take tablets

We have to give our cat half a steroid tablet each morning at the moment. The first task there of course is to split this teeny-tiny b*stard of a pill in half without it shattering into forty-thousand pieces of grit. Assuming we achieve that miracle, mrs.caress and I handle the task of administering...
by last.caress
Tue Dec 31, 2019 8:38 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: A Happy New Year To You All .
Replies: 29
Views: 495

Re: A Happy New Year To You All .

Happy New Year to each and every one of you saucy bumfingerers. xxx
by last.caress
Sun Dec 29, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Manager 18 - David Moyes: yes or no? [POLL]
Replies: 282
Views: 11271

Re: Manager 18 - David Moyes: yes or no? [POLL]

Went with no. I don't believe for a moment that he's in the frame because of any reason related to ongoing footballing success. He's on the top of the wish-list because the two-bob grifters running the show won't have to compensate another club. That's it, that's all. Obviously, not wanting him here...
by last.caress
Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Merry christmas
Replies: 41
Views: 1127

Re: Merry christmas

Merry Christmas every one of you dirty hobbits xxx
by last.caress
Sun Dec 22, 2019 8:39 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Manager of the Decade
Replies: 44
Views: 1124

Re: Manager of the Decade

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by last.caress
Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: RIP Martin Peters
Replies: 131
Views: 5360

Re: RIP Martin Peters

Sad at his passing but also glad that the Alzheimer's that's been eating him for three years can't hurt him any more.

RIP :crest: :kumb:
by last.caress
Sat Dec 14, 2019 9:42 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Christmas food or drink recommendations, or otherwise..
Replies: 75
Views: 2049

Re: Christmas food or drink recommendations, or otherwise..

Chop your sprouts in half and fry them in butter with bacon lardons. :thup: We've been getting a goose rather than a turkey for the last few years. You can get them for £20 from the Lidl freezer section, not as much meat as you would get on a turkey but the flavour is amazing, like melt in your mout...
by last.caress
Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:40 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Controversial Question?
Replies: 65
Views: 1990

Re: Controversial Question?

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by last.caress
Sat Nov 02, 2019 10:19 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The end of TOTS
Replies: 61
Views: 2572

Re: The end of TOTS

Only went to TOTS once, only went to Raquels once, Time once, The Factory once, Pzaz once, Kings once. That's literally the extent of my regular nightclubbing experience. Six visits to six venues, a thousand years ago. In each case it was either someone's birthday or someone was leaving work. I've n...
by last.caress
Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:54 am
Forum: Helpdesk
Topic: Welcome to the new KUMB Forum
Replies: 259
Views: 11876

Re: Welcome to the new KUMB Forum

Small point. I'd like to see a direct link to the forums from the front page. There is. About halfway down the page there are direct links to the GD, the Sports Bar and the Music, Film & TV forums: https://imgur.com/efWQDqi.jpg Also, near the bottom of the page in the "tags" section, click the "for...
by last.caress
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:00 pm
Forum: Helpdesk
Topic: Welcome to the new KUMB Forum
Replies: 259
Views: 11876

Re: Welcome to the new KUMB Forum

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1s58rW0_LN4 https://youtu.be/kl1LP81eSKY https://mobile.twitter.com/Eurekavideo/status/1169656702767120384 https://twitter.com/Seinfeldism1/status/1168615839765020672?s=19 Ah, fantastic! Just copy/paste a twitter or YouTube link straight in - either from your browser or...
by last.caress
Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:26 am
Forum: Helpdesk
Topic: Welcome to the new KUMB Forum
Replies: 259
Views: 11876

Re: Welcome to the new KUMB Forum

Good stuff, gents. Let's be honest: This place was badly in need of some work. It feels like we've finally joined the 21st century. :) Only main issue I've seen so far is that the burger menu button which opens up the sidebar menu (very nice!) from the main page doesn't do anything once I'm in the f...
by last.caress
Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:16 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Five players you wish had never worn the Claret and Blue
Replies: 106
Views: 5504

Re: Five players you wish had never worn the Claret and Blue

1.CARLOS TEVEZ - The Tevez/Masch coup felt suspect from the off and, although we were ultimately punished for entirely different - and entirely unjust - reasons and none of it was the fault of the player himself, the entire episode just cost us too much; both financially and with regard to our place...
by last.caress
Sat Jul 27, 2019 2:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The crossed arms hammer thingy
Replies: 42
Views: 3937

Re: The crossed arms hammer thingy

IIRC - the first person to do the crossed hammers thingy was the bloke that made his p*ss, wasn’t it? :wink: He was the pioneer who first combined the crossed arms with making his p*ss, whilst shouting drunkenly at a roomful of country music enthusiasts (Toby Keith fans, specifically). His name was...
by last.caress
Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:38 am
Forum: Helpdesk
Topic: Can't post Youtube videos or access them on Kumb .
Replies: 24
Views: 1381

Re: Can't post Youtube videos or access them on Kumb .

Cuenca , LC , et al - I figured out what was causing the problem and I'm still using Google Chrome - Up by the top right of the screen , just left of the little star which controls your ' favourites ' was a little logo - I right clicked on it and clicked ' allow unsafe content ' - . Did that on my ...
by last.caress
Tue May 28, 2019 8:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Non WHU Sheikh bin Zayed Al Nehayan:
Replies: 98
Views: 7542

Re: Non WHU Sheikh bin Zayed Al Nehayan:

It is a dilemma as to wether we would want to be owned by a multi billionaire sheikh and lose our identity ? We're already a "lost our soul" club like Chelsea and Man City, but without any success whatsoever to show for it. The worst of both worlds. So at this stage we might as well get in an overs...
by last.caress
Mon May 27, 2019 4:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Non WHU Sheikh bin Zayed Al Nehayan:
Replies: 98
Views: 7542

Re: Non WHU Sheikh bin Zayed Al Nehayan:

-DL- wrote:G&S have put too high a price on us
I reckon that's it, right there. Its not that nobody wants to buy, it's that they don't want to give up their tickets on the gravy train, and they've priced us out.
by last.caress
Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:30 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bored Of It All Now
Replies: 178
Views: 15458

Re: Bored Of It All Now

bristolhammerfc wrote:I think this place is my last true strand of West Ham Utd now.
:thup: Same, although - the final, glorious throwback season at the Boleyn aside - I've felt like this for some time now. Maybe since as far back as Duckers, Zola, "The Project" etc.