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by White Goodman
Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:26 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354588

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

One morning, a rabbit walks into a butcher shop and says, 'Hello, sir. Do you have any carrots?' The barber responds, 'Carrots? This is a butcher shop. We don't sell carrots here.' 'Oh', responds the rabbit, 'My apologies', and he hops out of the store. The next day, the rabbit comes back. 'Helloooo...
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:20 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28609
Views: 2071052

Re: Little things that irritate you

My Associate Director is leaving the firm . Fine. Get called over to Group HQ to discuss something confidential. Turns out we have had someone whistleblow on a minor issue which is incredibly common place in the market but could, if you were so inclined , turn into a massive ****ing event. Whilst th...
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:57 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).
Replies: 3044
Views: 187483

Re: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).

Mega Ron wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:56 pm
I've got a bone saw and shovel if you need help Whitey.

My number's in the Serial Killers Forum.
Cheers dude, I may call on you :)
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:56 pm
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Kobe Bryant
Replies: 28
Views: 616

Re: Kobe Bryant

Great basketball player obviously but I can't get past the feeling that if he wasn't stupendously rich and famous and able to pay to absolutely destroy someone pre trial, he'd have been in court for rape. Kobe Bryant the Plumber would probably have gone to jail. I am not saying he did it but he told...
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:08 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).
Replies: 3044
Views: 187483

Re: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).

A very humbling thread this and it sometimes put some perspective around your own troubles. I hope it works out for all those suffering in here. The divorce I mentioned over Christmas seems to be happening but she is really turning the bitch screw tonight and is saying she's been seeing someone , th...
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:44 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with
Replies: 124
Views: 4349

Re: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with

White Goodman wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:43 pm
I've asked before but nobody answered , why do I have to sign in to look at NUMB and certain other boards but I can see The Snug and General Discussion without doing so
This should of course be in things you've always wanted to know but can be arsed reposting it in there
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:43 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with
Replies: 124
Views: 4349

Re: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with

I've asked before but nobody answered , why do I have to sign in to look at NUMB and certain other boards but I can see The Snug and General Discussion without doing so
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:02 pm
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Which is hardest
Replies: 34
Views: 850

Re: Which is hardest

Also re a 147 there is always a chance of getting a kick. PS Must remember that there is actually a chance in Snooker of a 155, should you be left with a freeball. I think Jimmy White had a 155 in an exhibition or practice match. Jimmy’s problem isn’t getting a 147, it’s making sure that his hair d...
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:58 pm
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Which is hardest
Replies: 34
Views: 850

Re: Which is hardest

Factors don't change with the original 3 achievements. Don’t they? I appreciate that is the case for the 9 darter as the conditions will always be the same regardless of what my opponent does but the 147? If my opponent breaks and leaves every red ball near a pocket and an unimpeded black (at least...
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:53 pm
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Which is hardest
Replies: 34
Views: 850

Re: Which is hardest

I know amateur golfers who have got a hole in one. As pointed out above, once you're able to drive it far enough to go from tee to green on a par 3, you've got a chance at a hole in one by luck. I don't know any amateur snooker players who have achieved a 147 break. Or any amateur darts players who...
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:48 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Which is hardest
Replies: 34
Views: 850

Re: Which is hardest

Row X wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:42 am
I'll throw another one in there as the majority seems to agree the 147 is the hardest...

147 or a hole in one?
A hole in one is way more dependent on luck , once of course you are proficient enough at golf to go from tee to green .
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:06 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Coffin Club
Replies: 12
Views: 699

Re: Coffin Club

delbert wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:56 pm
"Return to Sender" would be an apt bumper sticker for the casket.....
Return to Sendo would be better.

I'd quite like to be there when the flatbed lorry rolls up outside his house to unload a succession of dead Kumbers .
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:57 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Masters Snooker Final
Replies: 12
Views: 281

Re: Masters Snooker Final

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by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:56 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Masters Snooker Final
Replies: 12
Views: 281

Re: Masters Snooker Final

Does Bingham still practise at Rayleigh Lanes Snooker Club?

It's just round the corner from me.

I was wondering if he would appreciate me popping down to give him my views on John Higgins and the perils of betting on your own matches.
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:54 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Masters Snooker Final
Replies: 12
Views: 281

Re: Masters Snooker Final

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by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:51 am
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Which is hardest
Replies: 34
Views: 850

Re: Which is hardest

It's hard to say . The odds of getting a single event 9 darter (environmental conditions aside) are pretty much static, yet it doesn't happen very often , it was and remains a pretty rare occurrence. Whilst undoubtedly incredibly hard , if the reds split a certain way in snooker ie room between the ...
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:31 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with
Replies: 124
Views: 4349

Re: Kumbers you’ve wanted to share a pint with

If I was a drinker I'd have pint with any of you, even those I disagree with in NUMB . I'm not actually as aggressive in real life. Ok maybe I am, just not all the time. Too many to mention for my 13 (!!!) years on KUMB but special mentions to DC, Clackers and Pinky (when he's not talking about tax ...
by White Goodman
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:21 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).
Replies: 3044
Views: 187483

Re: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).

sendô wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:18 am
Come on. Own up.

It was someone on here, wasn't it?

My money's on samba.
She hasn't told me what I said yet. Most likely DC if I'm being honest
by White Goodman
Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:07 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).
Replies: 3044
Views: 187483

Re: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).

Cheers mate. I am more bemused lately than anything else but it's no fun. I've taken the decision to try and ignore it . The alternative is to engage with her in this mood . Last time I did that I suggested she needed professional help and obviously that went down like a lead balloon. And yes she's ...
by White Goodman
Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The McDonald's of football
Replies: 20
Views: 1687

Re: The McDonald's of football

I'm not impressed. Yeah it's good management and probably the model for how to run a modern club but the ***** are still about 17 points behind Liverpool so they can **** right off.