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by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:14 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

beckton wrote:Ogogo clearly lost the last round by some margin. I hope his overall performance deserved the victory otherwise that's the second home town decision in the boxing.
Me too and I agree, the Ukrainian looked the better fighter in that round.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:53 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

This bloke is keen ...

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by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:03 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

Morocco Mole wrote:He must be all of 10 stone soaking wet. Where does he get the power from...?

Sideburns mate, its the sideburns !
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:43 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28582
Views: 2066968

Re: Little things that irritate you

People who rob my milk piss me off. If I had the balls, I would buy an extra half pint, pour aabout 1/5 out, drop in 5 or 6 laxatives, and put it back in. Would soon find out who is doing it. That's an easy one. Just put a little drop of green food dye into your milk carton. Completely tasteless bu...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:40 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

Hold on, you wanted stats (which have been provided) but you would have seen it for yourself the number of people who've turned out, getting into the spirit. That's hardly me saying that carrying the Olympic torch doesn't mean anything to the people carrying them. Your argument was that because the...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:30 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

Tell you what if you can bare it, turn over to BBC 1 and look at some of those who have carried the torch and what it's meant to them. Including a corporal who had his legs blown off in Afgan. Then tell me it doesn't mean anything. Err ... show me where I've said that carrying the Olympic torch doe...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:54 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

If we knew 7 years ago what was going to happen with the economy, we wouldn't be in the mess we're in. What did you really expect to happen in 2007? We've changed out minds? No but we could have looked at the Olympic legacy and planned for it properly instead of constructing a stadium which has lit...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:38 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

If you needed any more evidence of people loving to hate, this thread would be it. You are symptomatic of the self centred, me me me, society we live in today. How some of you managed to pro-create is beyond me. If you can't cope with 2 weeks upheaval then you really are as bitter as a lorry load o...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:04 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

I can't avoid Central London as I work in Whitehall. Well, I can, because from Sunday, I will be on a Turkish beach for a fortnight, thus missing the whole bloody snorefest. And before you call me miserable or anything else, I have been working on Olympic stuff for the last year or more so am sick ...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:21 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

GCRO. Name a bigger show. Not some made up fantasy but an actual event which is bigger and goes to various cities around the world. The FIFA World Cup. More than 200 countries play in the world cup from all six continents. Can you honestly tell me that normal life stops in cities in South America, ...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:30 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

derek zoolander wrote:The tube was ****ing horrific this morning.

Lots of ***** is the best way I can describe it.

Lots of ***** with no idea of how the tube works or where they were meant to be going.
Isn't that like every morning on the tube ?
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:09 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

Agree. The Greatest Show On Earth would be a race between all the reality "celebs" down a crocodile infested river. This is like an idea for a political party we came up with down our local whereby we'd bring back the Colosseum and put politicians, various criminals and general pain in the arses in...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:34 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

clawhammer wrote: what is...for once with no hype...the Greatest Show on Earth!!!
In the words of Captain Mainwaring ...

"You stupid boy ! "
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:40 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28582
Views: 2066968

Re: Little things that irritate you

Belly button fluff is irritating. Why is it always a different colour to any clothes you've actually worn? That'd be the fairy fluff mother ... probably. The cab driver who was parked outside my house on Sunday morning at 5am and thought it was ok to hoover it out. Then the **** had the nerve to ge...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:51 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Olympics
Replies: 4180
Views: 113392

Re: The Olympics

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by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:15 pm
Forum: The 2018 World Cup Finals
Topic: Predictable Sepp Blatter...
Replies: 26
Views: 2772

Re: Predictable Sepp Blatter...

Football is a fast, free flowing, game. This is what makes it so great, Rugby is stop start anyway, they are welcome to even more delay and to be blunt, if that is what you are into, go watch Rugby. Anything that would interrupt the flow of a game should not be considered. My other problem is who d...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:44 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28582
Views: 2066968

Re: Little things that irritate you

Denzil wrote:The general public
Its the Human Race who do it for me mate.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon May 07, 2012 1:22 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8528
Views: 771647

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

terrapinstation wrote:Haven't bothered to look through the thread to see if its been posted... wiping your arse after a pristine dump and having the toilet paper come up spotless. :raver:
Fuckin' poser!
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon May 07, 2012 1:07 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28582
Views: 2066968

Re: Little things that irritate you

the oldham stripper wrote:the bbc
:lol:

Nuke 'em ... on my day off preferably !
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon May 07, 2012 12:51 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: POSF1: Cardiff City 0 West Ham Utd 2 (03/05/12)
Replies: 1124
Views: 104629

Re: Cardiff City v West Ham Utd: (play off) match thread

Had a few good mates who were Cardiff through and through. Good blokes who'd back you up no matter what. Went to a few away games with them years ago and believe me, they could have it. Found myself fighting for my life on numerous occasions at various northern dumps. Stayed with them during the two...