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by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ Manchester City v West Ham United:Match thread (19/02)
Replies: 1548
Views: 59057

Re: ⚽ Manchester City v West Ham United: MATCH POSTPONED (09/02)

Shitters. We had them scared and they pants'd it.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:03 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Skull Shaver
Replies: 17
Views: 695

Re: Skull Shaver

Mach 3. No mess, no fuss just pure impact.

8-)
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Sat Feb 08, 2020 2:51 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Call the Heddlu !
Replies: 62
Views: 1519

Re: Call the Heddlu !

The Valleys or more importantly the people are something else. Years ago I had a mate who was a Cardiff City fan I used to go to a few games home and a away with him. It was pretty violent in them days (I'm talking early 90s) when the Soul Crew were at their peak. The fellas from the Valleys were th...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Sat Feb 08, 2020 2:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ok hit me with it
Replies: 67
Views: 2826

Re: Ok hit me with it

Happy birthday mate.

Are you still spilling mustard down yourself and using a parka as a parachute or now turning old have you given all that up?
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:08 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8580
Views: 775077

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Why not? :eh: I have absolutely no idea what she meant, it just made me laugh. what most people would call Lady Grey . :lol: That sounds strangley sexual to me! That's just about my take on Earl Grey, cept I think of talcum powder. Also Lapsang Suchong - tastes like yesterday's dishwater Indeed sir...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:56 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 4030
Views: 374785

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

I bet it was his missus nagging him that the cave was in a terrible state, the fire had gone out and there's nothing for dinner.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:46 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Call the Heddlu !
Replies: 62
Views: 1519

Re: Call the Heddlu !

Have you ever been to the valleys? Jesus ...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:56 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8580
Views: 775077

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

I'm a tea fanatic, and I've never heard of French Earl Grey - it's about as British as you can get. Have you tried it? If not, can you please? I want to know how it tastes compared to ours. This is the one ... https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3D...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:49 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8580
Views: 775077

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

In the kitchen at work somebody has left a tin of "French Earl Grey Tea". An African woman who works here took one look at it, read out the words "French Earl Grey Tea" and exclaimed "Oh my god, we can't have that!".
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:56 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Selling a house
Replies: 47
Views: 1350

Re: Selling a house

Try Purple Bricks. They take less commission and overall they're much cheaper than dealing with some smarmy high street estate agent.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:52 am
Forum: Helpdesk
Topic: Sign In Problems
Replies: 0
Views: 69

Sign In Problems

For a good while now, I keep getting thrown out of the site and have to log in again. I always check the "keep me logged in" button but it'll still throw me out. Is this down to a limit to the number of connections from a single IP or something else? I would have thought that opening multiple topics...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:29 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Kids day out in London-ideas please.
Replies: 19
Views: 393

Re: Kids day out in London-ideas please.

They're never too young to discover the wonders of alcohol.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:28 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28647
Views: 2073607

Re: Little things that irritate you

Mayday wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:48 pm
checking to see if your back door is open to go in and snatch what they can.
Samba's back door is always open apparently.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:09 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Possible Takeover Bid ?
Replies: 424
Views: 29538

Re: Possible Takeover Bid ?

Gsbgsb wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:37 am
Why would G&S change the name to Red Bull West Ham?
The way Red Bull operate, it'd be London Red Bulls
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:04 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Protests against the board being planned
Replies: 3746
Views: 210296

Re: Protests against the board being planned

Italian Hammer wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:33 am
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/51405905

Unbelievable.
Words fail me with this ****. Is he on a deliberate wind up?
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:18 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Boilers
Replies: 14
Views: 446

Re: Boilers

Vailant and Worcester-Bosch are the best

It'll be north of 3 large in most cases unless you know someone.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:16 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28647
Views: 2073607

Re: Little things that irritate you

Samba listened to what the mysterious stranger had to say. As he was talking, Samba slid his hand into the top pocket of his pyjama shirt and pulled out a pack of Capri super slims. Removing one from the packet,he placed the cigarette between his trembling lips. As the lighter flickered into action...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Banned By The Club For Wearing Anti-Board Shirt
Replies: 262
Views: 13005

Re: Banned By The Club For Wearing Anti-Board Shirt

sutts07 wrote:
Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:38 pm
Imagine an owner banning people just because they thought they'd spoken out against them... :hush:
Yep, I can certainly see that in my minds eye.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Possible Takeover Bid ?
Replies: 424
Views: 29538

Re: Possible Takeover Bid ?

If West Ham is already dead, why are so many people protesting and fighting for it? It's an incomparable phenomenon that a football club can command the utmost loyalty from people (usually blokes) even more so than a marriage or sometimes even family. It's a businessman's dream as a "product". But,...