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by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:12 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 4005
Views: 373282

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Yep - I used to deliver Chinese takeaways when I first got a car so saw all the tricks of the trade. I continued working there when I was back home from uni and one evening at work I was moaning about how bad I am at cooking. The chef gave me a small tub of MSG powder - from then on my cr*ppy bolog...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:07 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8527
Views: 771569

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Ian Bishop liking one of my tweets. Sad I know ...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:49 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Cultural Appropriation .
Replies: 49
Views: 1240

Re: Cultural Appropriation .

I think that Guinness derives from porter which was a London style of beer. I could be wrong though, I think that somebody told me this at a beer festival. Guinness does share it's roots from Porter but it's a "stout" which was a term that was used to denote it's strength (stout was an old term for...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29059

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

Noble - past it, should never have played IMO.
Haller - lazy and really doing my nut in
Lanzini - isn’t up to it any more
Masuaku - rubbish
Rice - showed flashes of brilliance but needs to up his game

Ref - ****
VAR - *****
Sullivan - still a ****
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29059

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

Rice's effort was miles offside. That wouldn't have counted.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29059

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

This ref is getting on my ****ing tits. What the **** was all that about with Rice ?
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29059

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

Noble again. Get him off, he's ****ing past it.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29059

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

Lanzini you twat !!

Great save Fabianski!
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29059

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

Where's VAR now ?? ****'s SAKE !! This ref is a ****.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29059

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

Looked like handball to me ... I'm sure they'd have given it against us
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Jack Wilshere
Replies: 1151
Views: 98619

Re: Jack Wilshere

I said this would be a disastrous signing when we were linked with him and received quite a lot of flak for saying so. It was a complete and utter gamble signing. I hate being proved right on this but he was finished at Arsenal. The terms of his contract is the real galling part of all this can we j...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Wed Jan 29, 2020 10:14 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7488
Views: 1352789

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED BY AN IRISHMAN Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.' Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money b...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sunday Supplement
Replies: 629
Views: 35338

Re: Sunday Supplement

RichieRiv wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:50 pm
Most corporate CEO's are megalomaniacs.
Bang on mate. They have to be and it becomes something that's ingrained into them the older they get until the money is irrelevant to an extent.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sunday Supplement
Replies: 629
Views: 35338

Re: Sunday Supplement

In the name of the greater good, how much more f**king money do you need before you feel you have enough! Trouble is mate, it's beyond our comprehension. When you have that amount of money, it's not about "having enough" as we know it. It's the pursuit of money that they get off on. Yeah, the wealt...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29059

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

sirwilliambonds wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:02 pm
Personally, I think Robertson is, at best, an average full back and TAA isn't much better.
Dude ... think about what you just said and maybe you'll want to edit your post. To say they're both average is just plain wrong.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29059

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

sanchoz wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 12:40 pm
If Liverpool are quite clearly 3 or 4 nil up and coasting, can see it turning pretty nasty in the stands towards our current owners. Would not be put down to "negativity from fans" affecting player performance.
Good. Maybe that'll be what it takes.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon Jan 27, 2020 1:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Scrap the Whole team and restart
Replies: 22
Views: 1414

Re: Scrap the Whole team and restart

I looked around the stadium yesterday and it was practically full. We deserve better. Herein lies the problem. People still keep going to games and putting up with this ****. If everyone just stayed outside on a matchday (preferable at a televised game) and protested rather than go in, the media wo...
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon Jan 27, 2020 1:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Let's Not Talk About Football ...
Replies: 15
Views: 562

Let's Not Talk About Football ...

It's not "inclusive" and is a gateway to "laddish" behaviour ... :lol:

Normally I get the hump about stuff like this but not talking about football at work suits me down to the ground at the moment ...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51261999
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon Jan 27, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham say pay to have your say in club affairs
Replies: 269
Views: 20488

Re: West Ham say pay to have your say in club affairs

Anyone who signs up to this is an absolute mug and when you lose your money I will have no sympathy whatsoever.

They really are taking us for mugs.
by Greatest Cockney Rip Off
Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:01 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham say pay to have your say in club affairs
Replies: 269
Views: 20488

Re: West Ham say pay to have your say in club affairs

Still unbelievably offensive considering we’re one of only 2 clubs without a recognised independent supporters group and the current direction of the clubs fanbase. I think you've just answered your own question there as to why there isn't an independent supporters group - it really wouldn't work w...