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by southbrishammer
Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:52 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3922
Views: 367832

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Ok, I feel that this is a monstrously stupid question but it's ****ing with my head. Right. Lightspeed is the universal speed limit and takes roughly 8 mins to travel from the Sun to the Earth. If I could set up a rope between here and Sun (so 93 million miles long) and arrange it so it was just sh...
by southbrishammer
Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:16 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8361
Views: 760743

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Tandoori chicken masala flavour Pringles.
by southbrishammer
Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:33 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3922
Views: 367832

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Do extreme vegan mothers breastfeed their children? Not meant as a dig at any vegans on here, but I saw a pro-vegan post on Facebook the other day which said "Milk gives you strong teeth and bones. April Fool. Milk gives you cancer." I assume they meant non-human milk, but the post wasn't specific a...
by southbrishammer
Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042039

Re: Little things that irritate you

woodford wrote:the absolute **** on the Go Compare advert

Not the fat twat

The bald bloke who just says "fantastic"

Hanging is too good for him
If it's the same one I'm thinking of, Mrs SBH reckons he's the Dalai Lama, but I reckon that bloke off Masterchef.
by southbrishammer
Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042039

Re: Little things that irritate you

Listening to the Watford v Palace game on the radio earlier, every time the commentator mentioned Holebas I heard the word 'holibobs' in my head.
by southbrishammer
Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:36 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042039

Re: Little things that irritate you

I sat through a 'death by Powerpoint' H&S at Work training session yesterday. I was dragged out of my torpor by a slide which said "We are adrenalinly driven to 'fight or flight' when threatened"

Adrenalinly!
by southbrishammer
Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:15 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Alan Devonshire corner
Replies: 62
Views: 4949

Re: Alan Devonshire corner

Dani's Disco
by southbrishammer
Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:47 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042039

Re: Little things that irritate you

My council grit bin doesn't have a handy scoop, someone must have nicked it. I'm going to complain.
by southbrishammer
Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:40 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042039

Re: Little things that irritate you

jastons wrote:I'm lucky enough to live close by to a yellow council grit bin.
Me too, it's great isn't it?

Every time the kids' sandpit runs out, free refills!
by southbrishammer
Mon Jan 21, 2019 1:16 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042039

Re: Little things that irritate you

I saw 2 minutes of an 8 Out Of 10 Cats programme yesterday. Jimmy Carr was doing a loud, sycophantic laugh every time one of the other people said anything vaguely funny. I had to switch it off immediately.
by southbrishammer
Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:47 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042039

Re: Little things that irritate you

DasNutNock wrote:[quote="southbrishammer Except that's correct, isn't it?[/quote

Not with a silent “o”.
Well that's how I've always pronounced it, but then I say 'caramel' with a silent 'E', so what would I know?
by southbrishammer
Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:42 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042039

Re: Little things that irritate you

DasNutNock wrote: It’s a bit like the way broadcasters pronounce “police” as “pleece”.
Except that's correct, isn't it?
by southbrishammer
Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:06 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3922
Views: 367832

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

pablo jaye wrote:are Sweet loaded?????
In addition to the above answers, anomalies of overseas markets can help. Apparently The Sweet are huge in Germany (they play metal these days rather than the glam rock we know them for) and still play massive sellout concerts there.
by southbrishammer
Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The 147
Replies: 205
Views: 12182

Re: The 147

Valon Behrami
by southbrishammer
Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The 147
Replies: 205
Views: 12182

Re: The 147

Clive Allen
by southbrishammer
Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The 147
Replies: 205
Views: 12182

Re: The 147

Hugo Porfirio
by southbrishammer
Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The 147
Replies: 205
Views: 12182

Re: The 147

Andy Carroll
by southbrishammer
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:56 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Arsenal (12/01/19)
Replies: 817
Views: 45900

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Arsenal: match thread

Based solely on MOTD highlights, Nasri looks like a fantastic signing. When he got the ball 20 yards out and just waited for Anderson to arrive, he looked so cool and calm, which hopefully will spread across the team.
by southbrishammer
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:21 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3922
Views: 367832

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Why do bookmakers stop taking bets on events that are almost certain to happen (e.g. a team is 10 points ahead in the league with 4 games to go)?

Surely that's the best time to make money from gullible idiots.
by southbrishammer
Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:59 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3922
Views: 367832

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Is it really illegal to kill and eat a swan because they all belong to the Queen, or is that just a myth? And on a related note, would it also be illegal to cook and eat a swan's egg if you got one in a suitable unfertilised state? Not that I'm planning a late night trip to the local lake or anythin...