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by southbrishammer
Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:56 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Arsenal (12/01/19)
Replies: 817
Views: 45931

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Arsenal: match thread

Based solely on MOTD highlights, Nasri looks like a fantastic signing. When he got the ball 20 yards out and just waited for Anderson to arrive, he looked so cool and calm, which hopefully will spread across the team.
by southbrishammer
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:21 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3927
Views: 368147

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Why do bookmakers stop taking bets on events that are almost certain to happen (e.g. a team is 10 points ahead in the league with 4 games to go)?

Surely that's the best time to make money from gullible idiots.
by southbrishammer
Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:59 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3927
Views: 368147

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Is it really illegal to kill and eat a swan because they all belong to the Queen, or is that just a myth? And on a related note, would it also be illegal to cook and eat a swan's egg if you got one in a suitable unfertilised state? Not that I'm planning a late night trip to the local lake or anythin...
by southbrishammer
Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:16 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28348
Views: 2043231

Re: Little things that irritate you

Auld Lang Syne
by southbrishammer
Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:32 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28348
Views: 2043231

Re: Little things that irritate you

Putting the dishwasher on before I went to bed, and the **** is still going this morning! https://media1.giphy.com/media/22CEvbj04nLLq/giphy.gif?cid=3640f6095c1b432c67552e7341b387d9 Mine did that recently. The pump didn't stop because the water didn't all clear out. Try clearing any crap out of the...
by southbrishammer
Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:35 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3927
Views: 368147

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

What does the phrase "hold my beer" mean (apart from the obvious)?
by southbrishammer
Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:27 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28348
Views: 2043231

Re: Little things that irritate you

On the subject of Amazon deliveries, we had one yesterday while we were out; the card through the door said it was in the garden. We have a pretty small garden, but it's only accessible either over a wall or over a locked gate, both of which are over 6 feet high. Somehow the delivery person had got ...
by southbrishammer
Wed Oct 31, 2018 5:57 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28348
Views: 2043231

Re: Little things that irritate you

DasNutNock wrote:Image
I was going to watch Halloween tonight, but that picture kind of put me off.
by southbrishammer
Sat Oct 27, 2018 9:52 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28348
Views: 2043231

Re: Little things that irritate you

In work, planning a Powerpoint presentation for a meeting, and someone says "can you talk to the slides?" No, I can talk about the content of the slides, I can't talk to them, they aren't sentient.

Also, when did it become normal to call PowerPoint a slide "deck"?
by southbrishammer
Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:24 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28348
Views: 2043231

Re: Little things that irritate you

Whatever happened to Ginger John?
by southbrishammer
Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:24 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28348
Views: 2043231

Re: Little things that irritate you

Checking into a Travelodge and hearing over the PA one of those awful female acoustic cover versions so beloved of ad agencies. This one? The American by Simple Minds.
by southbrishammer
Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lawro at it again !
Replies: 3716
Views: 612943

Re: Lawro at it again !

Pogba
Mourinho
Pogba
Mourinho
It's all going wrong at the Red Devils
0-2 because they'll want to put their troubles behind them.

I love his logic, the big monkey shagger.
by southbrishammer
Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:07 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28348
Views: 2043231

Re: Little things that irritate you

For those concerned about Baby Shark: My kids were singing it about 3 years ago You'll be pleased to know that the novelty wears off for them in about 6 months.
by southbrishammer
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:52 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3927
Views: 368147

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

Monkeybubbles wrote: Got some sweet nuts for you right here, sugardrawers.
Oh. Errrr..... I think I'll pass thanks.

Sometimes it's best just to not know the answer.
by southbrishammer
Wed Sep 12, 2018 4:16 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28348
Views: 2043231

Re: Little things that irritate you

My year old daughter will hardly eat anything, but she loves cherry tomatoes, and would happily snack on them all day. Her latest thing is to dip them into strawberry yoghurt.

Personally I hate tomatoes. I'm wondering if I should arrange a DNA test.
by southbrishammer
Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:02 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3927
Views: 368147

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

The phrase 'as sweet as a nut' - what's that about? As far as I know, nuts are oily and taste like polystyrene, but aren't sweet. Am I missing something?
by southbrishammer
Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:02 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: CCR2: Wimbledon 1-3 West Ham Utd (28/08/18)
Replies: 767
Views: 37159

Re: AFC Wimbledon v West Ham Utd: match thread (28/8)

My 11 year old daughter just went to bed, saying "I hope West Ham win, or at least score. And if not, I hope they learn from their mistakes."

The naivety of youth.
by southbrishammer
Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Positivity Thread 2018/19
Replies: 238
Views: 19525

Re: Positivity Thread 2018/19

Crystal Palace lost their first seven games without scoring last season and still finished above us. We have scored two goals already, there's no need to panic just yet. :scarfer:
by southbrishammer
Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:03 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28348
Views: 2043231

Re: Little things that irritate you

Got a new Ford S-Max last August; the air-con didn't work. Six trips to the nearest Ford dealer have yielded the following results: 1) Visual check suggested everything was ok, but air-con testing machine was broken, awaiting parts - please re-book 2) Air-con testing machine indicated no leaks; re-...
by southbrishammer
Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:29 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8366
Views: 761287

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

My four year old son was watching this on his tablet earlier today. I wonder what sort of person he's going to grow up as. [youtube]<iframe width="964" height="542" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/h-bn5nAVgEg" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/youtube] W...