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by uptonparkhurst
Sun May 12, 2019 5:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1497
Views: 86066

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image
Here's Mikhail Antonio after yet another electrifying burst!
by uptonparkhurst
Sun May 12, 2019 5:56 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Watford 1-4 West Ham Utd (12/05/19)
Replies: 492
Views: 31589

Re: ⚽ Watford v West Ham United: Match Thread

For once, we got the rub of the green wrt refereeing decisions: the sending off changed the course of the game when it looked as if we'd shot ourselves in the foot by conceding so early in the 2nd half. As for our substitutions - Zabaleta was (uncharacteristically) awful,and Sanchez looked unfit (an...
by uptonparkhurst
Thu May 09, 2019 9:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Isla Caton: good news
Replies: 96
Views: 5138

Re: Isla Caton: good news

What a little battler! Fantastic news! :scarfer:
by uptonparkhurst
Mon May 06, 2019 4:53 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 3-0 Southampton (04/05/19)
Replies: 359
Views: 21182

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Southampton: Match Thread

Southampton were not the worst side I have seen this season. But were a very ordinary side. And apart from the first 10 minutes of the 2nd half when Redmond started to cause us problems never really looked that threatening. They really lacked any sort of quality and I don't think they have any play...
by uptonparkhurst
Mon May 06, 2019 4:32 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Watford 1-4 West Ham Utd (12/05/19)
Replies: 492
Views: 31589

Re: ⚽ Watford v West Ham United: Match Thread

I sincerely hope Quina doesn't get a game (you know how these things pan out), and that the manager keeps Deulofeu under wraps for the FACF.
by uptonparkhurst
Mon May 06, 2019 2:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12020
Views: 1251695

Re: Andy Carroll

Judging by his last few performances he doesn't seem capable of running faster than jogging speed any more. I'd be surprised if any club offers him a contract other than "pay as you play". He's made his pile and should put himself out to grass if, as rumoured, he's not particularly interested in foo...
by uptonparkhurst
Sun May 05, 2019 1:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Taxi for Karren ? Is one due ?
Replies: 3034
Views: 426553

Re: Taxi for Karren ? Is one due ?

DasNutNock wrote:https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/mea ... sband.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I'm feeling nauseous - I couldn't get to the end.
by uptonparkhurst
Sun May 05, 2019 12:09 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7435
Views: 1341784

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

After successive defeats, Spurs have apparently sacked their Director of Tactics - Juan Nil.
by uptonparkhurst
Sun May 05, 2019 11:24 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Week's other games (4-10/05/19)
Replies: 1317
Views: 36867

Re: Weekends other games (04/05/19)

Spurs should have had Dier sent off too. Pocchetino seemed to be moaning about the Hoyt decision! There are some nasty sods in that squad - Delle,Dier,Vertongen, but Son was the last player I would have expected to throw a strop when things weren't going for him. It put me in mind of the Chelsea mat...
by uptonparkhurst
Sat May 04, 2019 10:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Jack Wilshere
Replies: 1113
Views: 94943

Re: Jack Wilshere

Mostly due to the way he shields the ball and tries to ride tackles,almost every tackle attempted on Wilshere wipes his legs out at the same time. Sadly, he's never going to be far away from the next injury (imo).
by uptonparkhurst
Sat May 04, 2019 8:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Transfer news and rumours
Replies: 1897
Views: 166748

Re: Transfer news and rumours

bubbles1966 wrote:West Ham after Irfan Kahveci
The other player mentioned in that article,Dorukhan Tokoz,looks good (to me): works his socks off,fights
for every ball,gets crosses in, and has a good shot on him. (Yes, I know it's only YT clips..)
by uptonparkhurst
Sun Apr 28, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 West Ham Utd (27/04/19)
Replies: 842
Views: 60575

Re: ⚽ Tottenham Hotspur V West Ham United: Match Thread

The toasters produce the "stamp" effect by only toasting the bread around it.
To see it clearly you probably need to burn the toast (as in the picture on the box) :P

Obviously WHFC sold hardly any, but on the other I expect Spurs..
by uptonparkhurst
Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:00 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 West Ham Utd (27/04/19)
Replies: 842
Views: 60575

Re: ⚽ Tottenham Hotspur V West Ham United: Match Thread

mushy wrote:Are we allowed to bring our carpet with us?
No, you need to buy a piece of the green carpet that was removed: :)

https://www.amazon.in/Sole-Threads-Gras ... B00KT66IAQ
by uptonparkhurst
Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:00 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 West Ham Utd (27/04/19)
Replies: 842
Views: 60575

Re: ⚽ Tottenham Hotspur V West Ham United: Match Thread

The Old Man of Storr wrote:Ok , I've just had my entrails out and I predict ......


Tottenham Hotspur 0 West Ham United 2
That's a gutsy prediction!
(You do realise you're not supposed to use your own entrails, I hope?) :)
by uptonparkhurst
Sat Apr 20, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 2-2 Leicester City (20/04/19)
Replies: 471
Views: 21638

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Leicester City: match thread (20/04)

The linesman has to spot the moment that the ball is played forward, and at that moment switch his focus to decide if the forward is onside. The faster the switch, the more likely he is to make the right call. In the case of the first decision, it was Obiang's shot - so easier to get right (imo). I ...
by uptonparkhurst
Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mind the carpet.
Replies: 311
Views: 17003

Re: Mind the carpet.

They should have gone with blue -then it would have looked like a moat.
Throw on a few inflatable sharks when we score.

Força West Ham! Underlay! Underlay!
by uptonparkhurst
Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 18
Views: 1038

Re: Caption Competition

kayahammer wrote:Image
Hands knees and boomps a daisy!..
by uptonparkhurst
Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 18
Views: 1038

Re: Caption Competition

Image

Citeh take it in turns to subjugate Palace player.
by uptonparkhurst
Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:11 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Man Utd 2-1 West Ham Utd (13/04/19)
Replies: 730
Views: 24873

Re: ⚽ Man Utd v West Ham Utd: match thread (13/4)

The game yesterday was unbelievably open - a bit like the Arsenal match. We do well when teams give us time and space, but when these are denied to us then we struggle: hence the poor results against the "lesser" sides. I had to check my calendar as - with the luck we got it might as well have been ...
by uptonparkhurst
Fri Apr 12, 2019 11:38 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: So let's talk Yossi
Replies: 70
Views: 5362

Re: So let's talk Yossi

Vienna wrote:Awesome debut, great quick turns and very good player, but not in Berkovic's league.
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Agreed. Wasn't it Berkovic who encouraged Yossi to sign for us?