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by Welling
Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12039
Views: 1261766

Re: Carroll thread.

Coledinho. Have you ever played Professional Sport at the highest level? Have you ever earnt £80,000 per week at the age of 24? Have you ever had an injury that has kept you from playing a sport or doing your job for months on end? Have you drunk alcohol in your life? Have you ever considered what i...
by Welling
Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:39 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12039
Views: 1261766

Re: Carroll thread.

We have seen pictures of him pissing it up in both places man. They have been posted in this thread most likely. Sam said he injured himself from over doing it in his comeback. I have no doubt this is true. Most players who dont take rehab seriously end up this way.You cant cram a 4 week pre season...
by Welling
Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:02 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12039
Views: 1261766

Re: Carroll thread.

He needs a 6 week pre season due to his lack of professionalism in his rehab really. If you cant maintain proper fitness base when injured in todays game then you really are not dedicated enough to your craft. You can read through Sullivans comments that he is none too happy with how the Carroll th...
by Welling
Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:12 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The Sam Allardyce Poll
Replies: 1290
Views: 164318

Re: The Sam Allardyce Poll

bristolhammerfc wrote:It never fails to amaze me that those who are the most ardent at calling for the manager to be sacked are also the most obsessed on the transfer thread and the biggest drum bangers for premiership football...
In my humble opinion the best post on this forum over the last couple of weeks. :clap:
by Welling
Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12039
Views: 1261766

Re: Carroll thread.

hammerdivone wrote:It also appears that they are playing on a slippery green surface - incredibly reckless
I just hope that they're not using a real ball. Should be one of those "wind-floaters" that you get at the seaside. We don't want any unnecessary bruises or injuries.
by Welling
Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:50 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354659

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Q. Why did Amy fall off the swing?

A. Because she hasn't got any arms!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Not Amy!
:oops:
by Welling
Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:46 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354659

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

The two lesbians that live next door called round earlier with a Xmas present for me. After they left, I unwrapped it and can't believe they've bought me a Rolex!

I think they must have misunderstood, when I said " I wanna watch!"
:oops:
by Welling
Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:43 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354659

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I ordered a pizza from Dominos and half an hour later Diana Ross turned up at my door!

Well, I did order a thin and crusty supreme!

Coat, Hat and scarf on. :oops:
by Welling
Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12039
Views: 1261766

Re: Carroll thread.

Sloop John B wrote:Is it me or does his left leg look a bit... well... hoofish?

Has he turned into a Centaur... Mr Tumnus upfront??
Admit it, you're looking at his lower body with a strange leer and hand lotion in your palm aren't you? :wink:
by Welling
Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12039
Views: 1261766

Re: Carroll thread.

Looking forward to seeing him on the end of a cross! :wink:

If he'd have played last night we would have had Jesus AND Judas on the same pitch! With Diame you could also include Mohammed !
by Welling
Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:22 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: COC QF: Tottenham Hotspur 1-2 West Ham Utd (18/12/13)
Replies: 1513
Views: 133583

Re: Tottenham Hotsp*r v West Ham United: Match thread

This guy has just heard that Allardyce is going to rest some players for tonight's game!

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by Welling
Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:01 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Allardyce: Stick or twist?
Replies: 29502
Views: 2117659

Re: Allardyce: Stick or twist

Georgee Paris wrote:I wonder what Hope Powell is up to?
Drinking from the furry cup I reckon. :wink:
by Welling
Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:43 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Allardyce: Stick or twist?
Replies: 29502
Views: 2117659

Re: Allardyce: Stick or twist

West Ham Matt wrote:He spent £22 million on Jarvis and AC - it is incompetence is what it is.

If Zola, for all of his flaws, had had that money, we'd have been playing lovely football, like we did during spells of his tenure.e
And you know that for certain yes?
by Welling
Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:02 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354659

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Just been reading about Ombongo Bangafloosie the Rwandan Tutsi Heavyweight boxer. Apparently he had all of his toes chopped off at the age of 10 by the Hutu's during the horrific tribal massacre's that happened many years ago, but has just become African Heavyweight Champion. He's done really well a...
by Welling
Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:38 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354659

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

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by Welling
Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:57 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Allardyce: Stick or twist?
Replies: 29502
Views: 2117659

Re: Allardyce's replacement (hypothetical)

I think that it's a pretty nailed on certainty that the board will stick with Allardyce if we beat Sunderland (which I expect us to do). If we don't beat Sunderland, I also think it's pretty certain that Allardyce will go and his preferred replacement will be Glenn Hoddle. I also wouldn't be surpris...
by Welling
Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:07 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Liverpool 4-1 West Ham Utd (07/12/13)
Replies: 995
Views: 77853

Re: Liverpool vs West Ham: Match Thread

Kesgrave Hammer wrote:

That's where I'm going, but it is my 1st time in bin dipper land. I hope the pub has a roof on :wink:
Off topic I know, but do you drink in the Bell in Kesgrave?

Got some friends that live in Kesgrave and spent quite a few boozy nights in there!
by Welling
Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:03 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354659

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

The big garage up the High Street closed down yesterday. R.I.P. Nissan Main Dealer! :cry:
by Welling
Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:31 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Liverpool 4-1 West Ham Utd (07/12/13)
Replies: 995
Views: 77853

Re: Liverpool vs West Ham: Match Thread

I think Taylor could be useful in centre mid for this one. We need hard working players to destroy their build up, plus he can pick a pass on the break. ------------------------Jussi Demel----Collins------Tomkins---Rat -------------Taylor---------Noble Downing-----------Nolan----------Jarvis ------...
by Welling
Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:53 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Allardyce: Stick or twist?
Replies: 29502
Views: 2117659

Re: Allardyce: Stick or twist

Bobby Orangeboom wrote:It was JOB who was marking and lost Chamakh for the goal, not Nolan.
yep.