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by Welling
Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:04 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Allardyce: Stick or twist?
Replies: 29502
Views: 2119077

Re: Allardyce: Stick or twist

Romford wrote:Anyone who cannot admit their shortfalls is a bit of a w@nker in my book

I've never seen the fella admit he was ever wrong....
TBH, I cannot remember many other managers doing this either. :(
by Welling
Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:49 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Allardyce: Stick or twist?
Replies: 29502
Views: 2119077

Re: Allardyce: Stick or twist

Hello old mate, I know but after watching that tonight I feel really low. I know how you are feeling, believe me, I feel the same. I've never been a fan of Allardyce, nor our current owners (although I do understand what they have done for the club). My frustration is that they are worth well over ...
by Welling
Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:07 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Allardyce: Stick or twist?
Replies: 29502
Views: 2119077

Re: Allardyce: Stick or twist

If Allardyce is our future then I am not. But you posted this 9 days ago ......."Although it's all going tits at the moment,if there is one manager who will keep us out of relegation it's Allardyce" I know you're upset and disillusioned like many of us, but you stayed supporting the club through th...
by Welling
Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:24 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Crystal Palace 1-0 West Ham Utd (03/12/13)
Replies: 1108
Views: 86970

Re: Crystal Palace v West ham United: Match Thread

Why we lost tonight...... **** defending for their goal, Free header for Chamakh, God knows what Jussi was doing! No one in our team played well tonight, not even Morrison. We had a perfectly good goal disallowed for no reason. Although a poor side overall, Palace worked hard and were boosted by the...
by Welling
Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:17 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Crystal Palace 1-0 West Ham Utd (03/12/13)
Replies: 1108
Views: 86970

Re: Crystal Palace v West ham United: Match Thread

rogerthedodger wrote:This game is all about respecting the point. 10 men behind the ball at all times, nothing too risky, just a good solid defensive display. If chasing the game then yes bring on a striker. Otherwise settle for the 0-0.
You are Alan Curbishley and I claim my £5!
by Welling
Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:09 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12039
Views: 1262248

Re: Carroll thread.

I'm pretty sure that if everything had gone to plan, the vast majority of West Ham fans would have agreed that the intended line-up of Jaaskelainen Demel Reid Tomkins Rat Downing Noble Diame Morrison Jarvis Carroll Subs: Adrian, O'Brien, Collins, Diarra, Nolan, Vaz Te, J Cole Would have been one of ...
by Welling
Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:46 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28648
Views: 2073625

Re: Little things that irritate you

Paloma Faith. :twisted:
by Welling
Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:00 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7507
Views: 1356723

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Bloke turns up at a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back.

The host asks him what he has come as........

"A Snail" the bloke says.

The host replies "I don't get it"

The bloke replies " Well that's Michelle"

:oops:
by Welling
Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:52 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7507
Views: 1356723

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Apparently, a Spurs fan was arrested yesterday for singing "Diame, Diame, Diame" :oops:
by Welling
Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:17 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Tottenham Hotspur 0-3 West Ham Utd (06/10/13)
Replies: 1620
Views: 184741

Re: BM@TB

I'll be the first to reply then.....

Pleased to hear you're recovered from your op.

What's the film about?
by Welling
Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:57 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Tottenham Hotspur 0-3 West Ham Utd (06/10/13)
Replies: 1620
Views: 184741

Re: Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United: Match Thread

Ticket 2 Ryde wrote:
He's not! :raver:
He's better than the spuds midfielders I think you'll find.
by Welling
Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:05 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Hull City 1-0 West Ham Utd (28/09/13)
Replies: 1042
Views: 73206

Re: Hull City v West Ham Utd: match thread

Who exactly has given up? I haven't read one post on here that says we are certs to be relegated and we are doomed. It's your issue if you choose to misinterpret comments that if things don't dramatically improve that we are going to be embroiled in a relegation battle, somehow translating it into ...
by Welling
Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:04 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Hull City 1-0 West Ham Utd (28/09/13)
Replies: 1042
Views: 73206

Re: Hull City v West Ham Utd: match thread

HarrowInnHammer, Beckton, Pop and anyone else who may think the same way...... Take a couple of minutes to think about the following...... Firstly the financial implications for the club if during season 2014/15, the clubs income from TV dropped from circa £60m, down to £11m which would be the parac...
by Welling
Sat Sep 28, 2013 7:08 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Hull City 1-0 West Ham Utd (28/09/13)
Replies: 1042
Views: 73206

Re: Hull City v West Ham Utd: match thread

HarrowInnHammer wrote: "]Anyone fancy a Birmingham? By that I mean, win the league cup and go down?

Wouldn't mind a trophy myself.."

Take that all day long, Europe next year as well.
Quite possibly, the stupidest post on this site for a long time! :oops:
by Welling
Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:51 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7507
Views: 1356723

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Bloke in work told me he is shagging twins, who both like it up the Arse.

I asked him, "how does he tell them apart" ?

He said .. "That's easy .......

Sally has huge tits .. and Brian has a moustache
by Welling
Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:47 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7507
Views: 1356723

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Old Macdonald had Tourettes
E-I, E-I, b*llocks!
by Welling
Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:09 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7507
Views: 1356723

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Arthur and Gladys, both in their seventies lay in bed, Arthur, as he has done for the past 40 years, farts loudly. Gladys turns over and looks at him and says, One day you are going to fart your guts out. He dismissively tells her, Don’t be so silly. Christmas morning, only a few days later, Gladys ...
by Welling
Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:57 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7507
Views: 1356723

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

As I was pulling off my boxers last night. The wife said............."you spoil those dogs!!"
by Welling
Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:54 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7507
Views: 1356723

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Siamese twins walk into a Toronto bar and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson drafts please.” The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Be...
by Welling
Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:21 pm
Forum: KUMB News Digests
Topic: tuesday's news 3rd sept includes west ham
Replies: 29
Views: 6202

Re: Dicksie on the Hammers window

Check out The Terminator's views on the Hammers window and how he believes it will reflect on rest of season. This was written prior to Carlton's return http://claretandhugh.wordpress.com/2013/09/03/dicksie-hammers-will-be-ok-this-season/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="win...