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by Suffolk Iron
Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:46 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Manchester City 1-0 West Ham Utd (27/02/19)
Replies: 776
Views: 49071

Re: ⚽ Manchester City v West Ham Utd: match thread (27/02)

Remember Manchester City coming to our place, early/mid 80's I think. We sent them down. Most of the South Bank came on to the pitch at the end and went towards their corner to that little bit fenced off for away fans. Seriously thought it would all kick off. But no. We sang "You'll be back". I thin...
by Suffolk Iron
Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:35 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Fulham 0-2 West Ham Utd (15/12/18)
Replies: 617
Views: 44893

Re: ⚽ Fulham v West Ham United: Match Thread

S-H wrote:BT sport on the phone watching the hammers win.

Ghostbusters on the t.v.

Rum & ginger beer, in my glass..

Do Saturday nights get any better?!?!!


Get in!!!!!
Substitute The Lion King on bluray and red wine for the rum and you've nailed it for me mate!
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13946
Views: 1868839

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Wembley1966 wrote:^^^ Perhaps Burnley at home each season could be that celebration day!
A 10 minute chant of "We want our West Ham back?" Obviously

Obviously have to put down the popcorn, giant bucket of coke, the sweeties and stop taking selfies though! I
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:40 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7482
Views: 1351358

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Went into the local shop tonight to buy a loaf of bread. £1.03 the surly teenager said. I have her a £20 note. Have you got any thing smaller? That will use up all my change. She asked. Sorry, no, but I can pay by card if it helps I replied. Sarcastically, she said Of course it would help. As I pres...
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:30 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Liverpool 4-0 West Ham Utd (12/08/18)
Replies: 1323
Views: 57240

Re: Liverpool v West Ham Utd: match thread (12/8/18)

sendô wrote:I absolutely detest everything about that club.
Agreed.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Jul 29, 2018 4:04 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7482
Views: 1351358

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

After reading in the paper about how it would be better to give homeless women feminine products than money, I took it on board. Coming out of the tube yesterday, I saw a young woman who was obviously homeless. Being the gentleman I am, I popped into the nearby Boots and came out with a well filled ...
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: good old days..
Replies: 24023
Views: 2363878

Re: good old days..

cockney hammer wrote:Image
my favourite ever photo of the church
Mind too. As it was, as it still is in my heart, as it will always be to me.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13946
Views: 1868839

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

SullySpecial wrote:Why does Brady want 3,000 more empty seats?
She doesn't care how many empty seats there are, just as long as they've been paid for.
by Suffolk Iron
Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Gold and Sullivan ???
Replies: 12506
Views: 1346781

Re: Gold and Sullivan ???

These three are still at the pinnacle of inadequacy and general buffoonery. Their unique mixture of deviousness, selfishness and incompetence astounds me every single day. They could win the World Cup, Eurovision and Junior Kickstart for all I care, I would still happily put my cigarette out on the...
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:33 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 West Ham Utd (04/01/18)
Replies: 1306
Views: 61430

Re: Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham Utd match thread

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:They're going to have to come out of their SHELF and attack us now :)
Amended for you. COYI's
by Suffolk Iron
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:23 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham United 1-0 Chelsea (09/12/17)
Replies: 570
Views: 38576

Re: West Ham -United -v- Chelsea Match Thread

Still nothing from Preview Percy.

Hope he's ok.

That matron, at the Avram Grant Home for the Bewildered is a bit of a dark horse, I'm led to believe.
by Suffolk Iron
Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13946
Views: 1868839

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Doc H Ball wrote:Really looking forward to Spurs and Palace away this coming week.

Couldn't give a toss about the next 'home' game.

It!s like supporting 2 different Clubs - one you care about and one where you feel like a tripper.
Well put Doc.
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:15 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7482
Views: 1351358

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

badgermax wrote:So the new Doctor Who is a woman. I bet she'll keep bringing up the past.
I don't see a problem with the new Dr Who being a woman. It's not as if she has to actually park the Tardis is it?
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:08 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28568
Views: 2063186

Re: Little things that irritate you

It's worse than that[/quote]
"He's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim"
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:54 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7482
Views: 1351358

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Probably breaking all the rules but here goes.

The leader of ISIS in Britain has gone into hiding and surrounded himself with 72 virgins.

A Police spokesman said "At least we know he's not in Essex!"

"Coat"
by Suffolk Iron
Tue May 30, 2017 2:26 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28568
Views: 2063186

Re: Little things that irritate you

"Can I get..." instead of "Can/may I have.." Hear this more and more in pubs/bars. "No. You can't, you're not allowed behind the bar! Tw@t. Smokers who think the world is a giant ashtray. Smokers used to be able to use ashtrays. Now we have to stand in the street. Nothing worse than sitting in a pu...
by Suffolk Iron
Tue May 23, 2017 6:47 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Things you've always wanted to know......
Replies: 3996
Views: 372479

Re: Things you've always wanted to know......

somerset-hammer wrote:What came first, the lighter or the match??
Durr!
by Suffolk Iron
Sun May 21, 2017 2:49 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28568
Views: 2063186

Re: Little things that irritate you

Hammers Dad wrote:Being 50 :(
You lucky lucky b@5t@rd
by Suffolk Iron
Sun May 07, 2017 5:55 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: what pub have you been in today ? Rate it out of 10
Replies: 2008
Views: 262741

Re: what pub have you been in today ? Rate it out of 10

Wentworth Arms, Mile End. Went there before the game yesterday. Old school East End pub with no frills. Decent juke box, efficient bar staff and surprisingly decent pint of Guinness. 8/10 Best pub I know. Was my Grandad's local. As soon as I was legal to go in there I did. Before then I would have ...
by Suffolk Iron
Sun May 07, 2017 5:34 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7482
Views: 1351358

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

-DL- wrote:The Monkees are touring Switzerland and my wife threatened to leave me unless we flew out there to see them.

I thought she was joking.......

Then I saw her face, Now I'm in Geneva
I laughed out loud at this in the pub. Well played sir.