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by Suffolk Iron
Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:28 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28568
Views: 2063262

Re: Little things that irritate you

Seriously though, leaving your house and wearing something resembling halfway decent attire only requries a modicum of self respect - are there really that many people out there that don't have enough to think that putting clothes on before leaving the house is a basic requirement? Am I alone here?...
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
Replies: 757
Views: 187424

Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

"One Mabel Arnold
There's only one Mabel Arnold"

If you haven't watched Iron Men, I just don't think you'll understand. :scarfer:
by Suffolk Iron
Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:24 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7482
Views: 1351373

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Ran out of Rizlas in the pub earlier.

Asked the Eastern European bloke standing next to me if he'd got any papers.

He was out the door in seconds.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:15 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8511
Views: 770156

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

DasNutNock wrote:Recalling the time that I peeled a huge scab off my knee and threw it into the garden, only to notice a few hours later that a bird was pecking at it.
Did you go out with her again?
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:13 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7482
Views: 1351373

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Wednesday the 9th of November 2016 will always be remembered as a pivotal point in history.







The day they changed the shape of Toblerone.
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:27 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8511
Views: 770156

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

bubbles1966 wrote:Image

What - just what, seriously - in my browsing history suggests I'd be tempted? :D

TV guide with Emmerdale? Countryfile?

Did you log in as Old Un?
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: good old days..
Replies: 24024
Views: 2363913

Re: good old days..

He's over on Hammerschat
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:30 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: FACQFR: West Ham Utd 1-2 Manchester Utd (13/04/16)
Replies: 1947
Views: 209107

Re: Manchester Utd v West Ham Utd: FAC QF Match Thread 7pm

Good luck tonight, lads. I think they're there for the taking as they're not playing well at all. There's only one team I want to win the FA Cup and it's West Ham. The ale houses of E6 will be busy tonight. Just finished work and a certain ale hose in E1 is about to get a visit before I make my way...
by Suffolk Iron
Mon Mar 14, 2016 5:23 pm
Forum: The Olympic Stadium
Topic: Close to a Full House?
Replies: 87
Views: 53605

Re: Close to a Full House?

Rocketron wrote:We're lazy B&stards today, we prefer to sit. :wink:
I don't, still stand in the Chicken Run.
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: good old days..
Replies: 24024
Views: 2363913

Re: good old days..

Unless you were with me and about 400 others in the Shed end.[/quote]

Was there with the rest of the MEM.

Good old days.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:44 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: FAC5: Blackburn Rovers 1-5 West Ham Utd (21/02/16)
Replies: 826
Views: 179487

Re: Blackburn Rovers V West Ham United Match thread

Randy Pike-Collins-Ogbonna-Cresswell Payet-Noble-Obiang-Moses Carroll-Emenike Adrian, Chambers, Henry, Noble, Kouyate, Lanzini, Jelavic Start of basically where we left of against Norwich. I know Noble has been in impressive form the last few games, but putting him in the starting line up and on th...
by Suffolk Iron
Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:49 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7482
Views: 1351373

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Thanks to Burnigaham for reminding me of this one. A farmer goes to market. While there he buys a piglet, two chickens, an anvil and a new bucket. As he walks home, he is approached by a little old lady, who asks "Do you know where Acorn Lane is?" "I'm going that way myself." Says the farmer, "Come ...
by Suffolk Iron
Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:45 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7482
Views: 1351373

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

When NASA announced that they had some important news about life on Mars, I was actually hoping it had something to do with sailors fighting in the dance hall!
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: good old days..
Replies: 24024
Views: 2363913

Re: good old days..

erifles wrote:Image

1936 - West Ham supporters at Upton Park protect their eyes during a solar eclipse.
Of course all the blokes are all in ties, the Queen Mum is in the second row of the Chicken Run, all together now "One's forever blowing bubbles"
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Aug 16, 2015 6:14 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8511
Views: 770156

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

GCRO

All the best to you and Mrs GCRO

Enjoy the Devon weather, hope it's kind to you both.
by Suffolk Iron
Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)
Replies: 757
Views: 187424

Re: The West Ham United Songbook

^

Hat off to you sir.

Get the words to fit the "Sloop John B" tune and you never know, people might join in. :lol:
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:32 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: ELQ2: West Ham Utd 1-0 Birkirkara (16/07/15)
Replies: 808
Views: 85380

Re: West Ham Utd v Birkirkara (1st leg): match thread

Thank God for Tomkins.
by Suffolk Iron
Sat May 23, 2015 5:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: good old days..
Replies: 24024
Views: 2363913

Re: good old days..

Always dive in when I see this thread back on page 1, it usually means CH has posted sometime new (old).

Thanks for all your efforts CH and others.
by Suffolk Iron
Tue May 12, 2015 7:13 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Aston Villa 1-0 West Ham Utd (09/05/15)
Replies: 538
Views: 51825

Re: Aston Villa vs West Ham Utd: match thread

ahah i think we saw them wandering around birmingham new street early doors....they looked like they had peaked early..;-)[/quote]

They were doing the Columbian marching powder in the Witton Arms both before and after the game.
by Suffolk Iron
Sat May 09, 2015 9:51 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Aston Villa 1-0 West Ham Utd (09/05/15)
Replies: 538
Views: 51825

Re: Aston Villa vs West Ham Utd: match thread

Well thats 12 hours and £110 quid I'll never get back! How he has to bemoan our conversion rate leaves me speechless , you have to create chances to convert them. Oh well perhaps I'll see a goal next week. Highlight of the day who's the ****** in the red Too true CF, I sometimes wonder why we bothe...