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by Suffolk Iron
Fri May 08, 2015 1:49 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Aston Villa 1-0 West Ham Utd (09/05/15)
Replies: 538
Views: 51912

Re: Aston Villa vs West Ham Utd: match thread

prophet:marginal wrote:There's gotta be a Cammo chant on Saturday...
Apart from the obvious "David Cameron's claret and blue ARMIES" which might even get the Holte End joining in.

we then respond with "He's one of our own"
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:49 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354573

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

The news of Keith Harris's death has hit me like a golt ought of the glue.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Mar 15, 2015 5:46 pm
Forum: KUMB News Digests
Topic: sunday's news and gossip 15 march includes the irons
Replies: 47
Views: 7386

Re: sunday's news and gossip 15 march includes the irons

Happy Anniversary to you both.
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:13 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8548
Views: 773462

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

That's all very well Burny...........all very nice and all that.. But you've underplayed the excitement of ...the blow job .........you just glossed over it really. You can never have enough blow jobs...... :wink: Lovely story http://www.kumb.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_thumbsup.gif Edited for yo...
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:40 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 West Ham Utd (22/02/15)
Replies: 1305
Views: 120200

Re: Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United: Match Thread

Just got one Park Lane End Upper, away ticket. Still a few available I think they must have released an extra block for us. :scarfer:
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:54 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354573

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I wouldn't want to be Sean Connery's driver.

Imagine a guest being invited to "Sit on the Sofa"
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:28 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28608
Views: 2071035

Re: Little things that irritate you

Sorry to hear DL. Thoughts with you.
by Suffolk Iron
Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: good old days..
Replies: 24030
Views: 2369706

Re: good old days..

One of my favourite threads here. Was wondering. Seeing as our affair in the Boleyn is nearing to an end. Was wondering if someone can make a thread purely on the ground itself?? Farewell Boleyn etc. Just a thought. Would love to see that as a thread. I know CH has posted a lot of old pics of the g...
by Suffolk Iron
Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:37 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354573

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Once went out with a girl who was very shy.

"Can we turn the lights off?" She asked.

We crashed into an oncoming car.
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:28 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354573

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I went into the local tattoo parlour and asked "Can you do a tattoo of a beautiful woman's face?" "Certainly sir, where would you like it?" The tattooist said. "On my wife." I replied. When my wife yells "Harder! Deeper!" I respond by yelling "Tighter! Wetter!" Who the hell does she think she is? I'...
by Suffolk Iron
Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:43 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7498
Views: 1354573

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

After visit his friend in Barnsley, Tin Tin arrives home and realises that he has lost his signet ring. He immediately phones his Yorkshire mate and says "I think my signet ring may have slipped off while we were eating those Quality Street, came you have a look for me?" His mate goes to check, come...
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:44 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: FAC3R: West Ham Utd 2-2 Everton (9-8 pens) (13/01/15)
Replies: 1580
Views: 128297

Re: West Ham Utd v Everton: match thread (FA Cup 3R Replay)

Nearly home, only 5 stops on the tube but had to pop into tho pub for a celebratory pint, followed by a few large Scotches. West Ham, you do this to me so often. :scarfer: y
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:46 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: FAC3: Everton 1-1 West Ham Utd (06/01/15)
Replies: 1145
Views: 143659

Re: Everton vs West Ham Utd (F ACup 3rd Rd): match thread

Went with the expectation of losing but just that bit of hope of getting a result.

"Enjoyed" the usual up and then down of being a West Ham supporter.

Ah well........ Fortune's always hiding.
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:46 pm
Forum: KUMB News Digests
Topic: christmas eve news and gossip includes the irons
Replies: 50
Views: 8364

Re: christmas eve news and gossip includes the irons

Thanks for all your hard work Steve, Happy Christmas to you and your family.
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:46 pm
Forum: KUMB News Digests
Topic: christmas eve news and gossip includes the irons
Replies: 50
Views: 8364

Re: christmas eve news and gossip includes the irons

Thanks for all your hard work Steve, Happy Christmas to you and your family.
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:46 pm
Forum: KUMB News Digests
Topic: christmas eve news and gossip includes the irons
Replies: 50
Views: 8364

Re: christmas eve news and gossip includes the irons

Thanks for all your hard work Steve, Happy Christmas to you and your family.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:14 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Chelsea 2-0 West Ham Utd (26/12/14)
Replies: 1030
Views: 151690

Re: Chelsea v West Ham United: Match Thread

Shame we can't take the shed anymore, that was always a highlight of my youth despite the result. :)

Could not agree more - always the best away day of any season.


Sad to think that we now have to have tickets to get into the shed , after all those years of just being there, because we could.
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Dec 17, 2014 3:38 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 2-0 Leicester City (20/12/14)
Replies: 731
Views: 110538

Re: West Ham Utd v Leicester City: match thread

woodford wrote:my mate missed the last match as he had an opportunity to take his Mrs up the shard.

understandable I suppose
That Conran restaurant is pretty good, if he fancies taking her up the Oxo Tower :D