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by Suffolk Iron
Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:24 pm
Forum: KUMB News Digests
Topic: tuesday's news 25 november includes the irons
Replies: 40
Views: 6671

Re: tuesday's news 25 november includes the irons

Cheers CH welcome back :scarfer:
by Suffolk Iron
Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:10 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28582
Views: 2066933

Re: Little things that irritate you

Who is Rita Orla?
What is her nickname?
Would she make a grumpy old git happy, I have a pulse (mostly).
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Sep 21, 2014 5:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: good old days..
Replies: 24026
Views: 2366675

Re: good old days..

cockney hammer wrote:Image
Bobby Moore explains tactics to the next generation

Never realised how much resemblance there is between Bobby Moore and Clive Allen.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Sep 21, 2014 5:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: good old days..
Replies: 24026
Views: 2366675

Re: good old days..

cockney hammer wrote:Image
Bobby Moore explains tactics to the next generation

Never realised how much resemblance there is between Bobby Moore and Clive Allen.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:54 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8528
Views: 771621

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Stopped off for a pint on the way home earlier, sat in the pub garden enjoying the sunshine, Bruce Springsteen's "The River" came on the outside speakers. Transported me back to 81. Cold beer, sitting in a pub garden, great music, West Ham didn't lose this weekend, those were the days.. Made me smil...
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:56 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28582
Views: 2066933

Re: Little things that irritate you

AndyCarrollsBarber wrote:Quiet Sunday morning breakfast at the cafe that gets interrupted by an influx of annoying milfs who talk too loud and their 100x more annoying kids. A plague on all your houses.
ACB
Please look after the kids and send the milfs round to my place. THANKING YOU IN ANTICIPATION.
by Suffolk Iron
Sat Aug 23, 2014 6:29 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: COC2: West Ham Utd 1-1 Sheff Utd (4-5 pens) (26/08/14)
Replies: 1298
Views: 130427

Re: League Cup Rd 2: WHU v Blunts: The Final Settlement :-)

Oldun wrote:I had to change too,but normally do when the prices are the same all around the ground,also gives me a chance to sit (?) with an higher class,more knowledgable type of fan. :)
Good to know you'll be STANDING next to me in the BML Old Un.
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:51 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28582
Views: 2066933

Re: Little things that irritate you

.......But I bet you would

4 pints :thup:[/quote]

I'm off to the cashpoint. If she will for four pints, I'll get an extra tenner out in case she fancies a kebab after.
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:03 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: Ipswich Town 0-0 West Ham Utd (17/07/14)
Replies: 155
Views: 30786

Re: Ipswich Town vs West Ham Utd: match thread

Riverside a bit quiet so far
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:11 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: Ipswich Town 0-0 West Ham Utd (17/07/14)
Replies: 155
Views: 30786

Re: Pre season v Ipswich

Kesgrave Hammer wrote:The riverside (station hotel) is open n filling up already I will be joining them soon:
On the way, see you there. :scarfer:
by Suffolk Iron
Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:58 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7489
Views: 1352819

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Three Ways to Win an Argument.




1. Have a v*gina.
2. That's it!
3. YOU WIN!
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:44 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: Ipswich Town 0-0 West Ham Utd (17/07/14)
Replies: 155
Views: 30786

Re: Pre season v Ipswich

Booked mine. Not as local for me as my user name suggests, I moved back to London from Suffolk last year. Always a good day/night out at Ipswich, the boozer opposite the station is welcoming for away fans, used to be called the Station Hotel but I think it's now called the Waterfront or Riverside or...
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:32 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28582
Views: 2066933

Re: Little things that irritate you

LincolnshireHammer wrote:[quote="sendô"

and no one batters an eyelid.
Battered eyelids. Well known delicacy in certain parts of Glasgow.
by Suffolk Iron
Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:39 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7489
Views: 1352819

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

I got a bit fed up with all the horrible things being said about Katie Price, so I decided to send her a prresent to show that not everyone is against her. On Amazon, I saw a large scented candle, ordered it to be delivered as agift, it arrived back five days later with a note saying "It made my fa#...
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: good old days..
Replies: 24026
Views: 2366675

Re: good old days..

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10173797_10152889483774816_3401165406526486391_n.jpg Chelsea away 1980 i was in the shed that day :D Me too, probably with a few others on here, CH, frightening how long ago it was. I still had dark hair then! Never mind, that's why the ...
by Suffolk Iron
Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:04 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7489
Views: 1352819

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Whilst watching Nigella's latest cookery programme, my wife sighed " I wish I could look like that." "With a bit of professional make up and a bit of camera trickery, you'd be identical." I said. "Do really think I could look like Nigella?" She smiled, cuddling up to me. "Oh, sorry," I replied, "I t...
by Suffolk Iron
Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:18 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Aston Villa 0-2 West Ham Utd (08/02/14)
Replies: 1078
Views: 77690

Re: Aston Villa v West Ham United: Match Thread

Just got home from the game. Glass or two of red and will actually watch MOTD. Two weeks in a row. Bet we're on near the end though.
by Suffolk Iron
Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:03 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Chelsea 0-0 West Ham Utd (29/01/14)
Replies: 1280
Views: 83302

Re: West Ham United vs Chelsea: Match Thread

the wren wrote:Ah memories!! V Chelsea 2nd May 1988....the good old days when Chelsea were ordinary... :)


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by Suffolk Iron
Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:33 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7489
Views: 1352819

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Dover KUMB fan wrote:FFS!!
What is the name of the Indian Karaoke champion?

Gerrupta Singh.

Poor I know, but this thread needed a bit of saving!

He had a lesbian sister

Minjeeta