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by Porkeyes
Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favourite FA Cup semi final memory [POLL]
Replies: 70
Views: 5013

Re: Favourite FA Cup semi final memory [POLL]

Bill. I watched the game from the forest end (in my colours) as my forest supporting neighbour sorted the tickets. Even in the midst of them, even as they were banging in their goals, it was all you could hear. Lots of them were slapping me on the back telling me how in awe they were at our support...
by Porkeyes
Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:20 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Marko Arnautovic
Replies: 6214
Views: 634543

Re: Marko Arnautovic Signs

If he does play tomorrow and in the middle of his forlorn sulky act he manages to score a goal lets not lap it up too much eh. He's made it quite clear he wants money and money only and has no real affection for this club which unless you are a bit stupid you must've realised before given the way we...
by Porkeyes
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:41 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Lawro at it again !
Replies: 4241
Views: 711033

Re: Lawro at it again !

Always felt for the bloke after losing both his moustache and ballbag in that nasty hoovering accident circa 2002.
by Porkeyes
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:25 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Arsenal (12/01/19)
Replies: 817
Views: 53272

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Arsenal: match thread

Their front 2 will have too much for us and Arsenal will capitalise on the small leg ups they get throughout game when ref gives them every tight decision.

1-4 and everyone puzzled on the way home as to how that was the actual score.
by Porkeyes
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:00 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Marko Arnautovic
Replies: 6214
Views: 634543

Re: Marko Arnautovic Signs

Let him go but get as much as possible for the greedy prick. What goes round comes around eh, he did it to Stoke and I always thought deep down he'd do the same to us. He's not exactly WH legend status is he? Decent but let's not go overboard. Worst thing is the timing of all this on the eve of a Lo...
by Porkeyes
Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:41 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: Southampton 1-2 West Ham Utd (27/12/18)
Replies: 854
Views: 43104

Re: ⚽ Southampton v West Ham United: Match Thread

I hope the two chubby retards who ran on the pitch to give it the Barry at the end last year enjoyed that one :thup:
by Porkeyes
Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:26 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: Newcastle Utd 0-3 West Ham Utd (01/12/18)
Replies: 632
Views: 42769

Re: ⚽ Newcastle Utd v West Ham Utd: match thread (01/12)

It's the "Who hates their owners more?" clash of the season.

I still think our 3 lying, thieving pricks can out-wanker Ashley even on his own patch.

On the pitch however I will respect the point, a 1-1 that feels like a loss after a late Barcode deflected pea roller.
by Porkeyes
Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:26 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Jan Transfer Window 18/19
Replies: 6110
Views: 605245

Re: Jan Transfer Window 18/19

It might be wise to break Carroll up and sell him for spare parts. Flowing locks and peak fitness Xbox thumb should fetch a few quid/
by Porkeyes
Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 17271
Views: 2367014

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

All this messing about why can't we be unique and have an oval pitch right up to the seats and only sign massive players for the benefit of people in the upper tier?
by Porkeyes
Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:47 am
Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 3-1 Manchester Utd (29/09/18)
Replies: 851
Views: 48412

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Manchester Utd: match thread (29/9)

We've had some right stinkers with refs in these games over the last few years. For once let us have a fair crack at them without them getting any leg ups. Come on West Ham smash the glory hunting pillocks out the park.

:crest:
by Porkeyes
Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:01 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 17271
Views: 2367014

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Fingers crossed some nosey sod uncovers it all. Come on Journo scumbags here are 3 people whose lives really are worth ruining.
by Porkeyes
Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 17271
Views: 2367014

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Please correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't the whole shitpit built for a temporary purpose? I thought that after the Olympics the top (temporary) tier was to be removed just leaving the lower tier for an athletics legacy stadium. For those noticing the wear and tear already I doubt parts of it will h...
by Porkeyes
Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:48 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Lawro at it again !
Replies: 4241
Views: 711033

Re: Lawro at it again !

The monkey dust sniffing jizz absorber.
by Porkeyes
Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:17 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Summer Transfer Window 2018
Replies: 21112
Views: 1880790

Re: Summer Transfer Window 2018- 18 days remaining

Part one : Spend a lump of cash on some exciting talent / pace to liven up what was a dreary squad last season. Check Part two : Sell out Season Tickets on the back of the above and with the squad looking much improved. Check Part three : Claw back much of initial outlay in Part one by offloading so...
by Porkeyes
Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:11 pm
Forum: The 2022 World Cup
Topic: #62 England 1-2 Croatia - Semi-Final 2
Replies: 762
Views: 35766

Re: #62 England 1-2 Croatia - Semi-Final 2

Well done all round , smashed expectations I never thought I'd see that togetherness again with regard to the England team/support. The England management / FA must not sit back and do nothing like West Ham do after a decent season. The skeleton of a decent side is there it just needs some midfield ...
by Porkeyes
Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:27 am
Forum: The 2022 World Cup
Topic: #62 England 1-2 Croatia - Semi-Final 2
Replies: 762
Views: 35766

Re: #62 England v Croatia - Semi-Final 2 ~ Match thread

It's just occurred to me. We are in a World Cup semi Final tomorrow night.

WTF is that and where did it come from? :scarfer:
by Porkeyes
Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:56 am
Forum: The 2022 World Cup
Topic: Gareth Southgate
Replies: 126
Views: 19965

Re: Gareth Southgate

Win or lose tomorrow Southgate has made me like England again. Just look at some of the fists in that list of managers above. I hated the non-English ones who were paid fortunes to do the job. Looking at Gareth when he celebrates it really means something especially as in the depth of his mind he mu...
by Porkeyes
Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:06 pm
Forum: The 2022 World Cup
Topic: #59 Sweden 0-2 England - Quarter Finals
Replies: 445
Views: 42885

Re: #59 Sweden v England - Quarter Finals ~ Match thread

Couple of tweaks needed: Sterling out, headless chicken, you can't get by in international football when all you can do is run fast. the modern Tony Daley for me. no more chances. Rashford in. Ali out. Hasn't looked fit at all. we can't carry players in this one it's going to be ****ing hard. Loftus...
by Porkeyes
Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:38 am
Forum: The 2022 World Cup
Topic: VAR, For or against
Replies: 74
Views: 19675

Re: VAR, For or against

The fact that a World Cup game last night was dominated by people clambering for VAR for every single incident is reason enough to ditch it. The players were just pathetic. As soon as someone touches someone else they leap in the air a roll around the floor grimacing whilst all their team mates are ...
by Porkeyes
Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 17271
Views: 2367014

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Still not as **** as ours, 3 sides of it are close and square as well as there not being trampolines separating the top and bottom crowd.