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by Porkeyes
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lawro at it again !
Replies: 3716
Views: 615965

Re: Lawro at it again !

Always felt for the bloke after losing both his moustache and ballbag in that nasty hoovering accident circa 2002.
by Porkeyes
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:52 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Samir Nasri (Signing Confirmed)
Replies: 689
Views: 63842

Re: Samir Nasri (Signing Confirmed)

I didn't like the fella at all and was 100% against this signing but as loads have already said I also trusted PelBoy on this one. early stages still but he obviously is a top player by what we've seen so far. Let's hope he can keep a lid on the attitude. With his fine touch and fast flicks / short ...
by Porkeyes
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:25 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Arsenal (12/01/19)
Replies: 817
Views: 46823

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Arsenal: match thread

Their front 2 will have too much for us and Arsenal will capitalise on the small leg ups they get throughout game when ref gives them every tight decision.

1-4 and everyone puzzled on the way home as to how that was the actual score.
by Porkeyes
Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:00 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Marko Arnautovic
Replies: 6151
Views: 561991

Re: Marko Arnautovic Signs

Let him go but get as much as possible for the greedy prick. What goes round comes around eh, he did it to Stoke and I always thought deep down he'd do the same to us. He's not exactly WH legend status is he? Decent but let's not go overboard. Worst thing is the timing of all this on the eve of a Lo...
by Porkeyes
Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Away tickets 2019 / 2020 season
Replies: 2477
Views: 206841

Re: Away tickets 2018 / 2019 season

Regarding that link, Isn't the away section down the end of that stand? or has it changed this year? could it be a tout fishing for WH fans to unwittingly pay up for those without looking at it thoroughly?
by Porkeyes
Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:41 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Southampton 1-2 West Ham Utd (27/12/18)
Replies: 854
Views: 38670

Re: ⚽ Southampton v West Ham United: Match Thread

I hope the two chubby retards who ran on the pitch to give it the Barry at the end last year enjoyed that one :thup:
by Porkeyes
Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:26 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Newcastle Utd 0-3 West Ham Utd (01/12/18)
Replies: 632
Views: 38326

Re: ⚽ Newcastle Utd v West Ham Utd: match thread (01/12)

It's the "Who hates their owners more?" clash of the season.

I still think our 3 lying, thieving pricks can out-wanker Ashley even on his own patch.

On the pitch however I will respect the point, a 1-1 that feels like a loss after a late Barcode deflected pea roller.
by Porkeyes
Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:26 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Jan Transfer Window 18/19
Replies: 6110
Views: 542883

Re: Jan Transfer Window 18/19

It might be wise to break Carroll up and sell him for spare parts. Flowing locks and peak fitness Xbox thumb should fetch a few quid/
by Porkeyes
Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13999
Views: 1878502

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

All this messing about why can't we be unique and have an oval pitch right up to the seats and only sign massive players for the benefit of people in the upper tier?
by Porkeyes
Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:47 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 3-1 Manchester Utd (29/09/18)
Replies: 851
Views: 43477

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Manchester Utd: match thread (29/9)

We've had some right stinkers with refs in these games over the last few years. For once let us have a fair crack at them without them getting any leg ups. Come on West Ham smash the glory hunting pillocks out the park.

:crest:
by Porkeyes
Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:01 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13999
Views: 1878502

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Fingers crossed some nosey sod uncovers it all. Come on Journo scumbags here are 3 people whose lives really are worth ruining.
by Porkeyes
Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13999
Views: 1878502

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Please correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't the whole shitpit built for a temporary purpose? I thought that after the Olympics the top (temporary) tier was to be removed just leaving the lower tier for an athletics legacy stadium. For those noticing the wear and tear already I doubt parts of it will h...
by Porkeyes
Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lawro at it again !
Replies: 3716
Views: 615965

Re: Lawro at it again !

The monkey dust sniffing jizz absorber.
by Porkeyes
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: New Tottenham stadium (non-WHU)
Replies: 1094
Views: 112482

Re: New Tottenham stadium (non-WHU)

It looks like it's going to be a lovely building, much like Wembley and Emirates. The modern clientele and business brigade will cream themselves over it. "Best ground in the country" you can "look" at the players just before they come out of the tunnel when the other 60k people get to "look" at the...
by Porkeyes
Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:17 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Summer Transfer Window 2018
Replies: 21112
Views: 1716348

Re: Summer Transfer Window 2018- 18 days remaining

Part one : Spend a lump of cash on some exciting talent / pace to liven up what was a dreary squad last season. Check Part two : Sell out Season Tickets on the back of the above and with the squad looking much improved. Check Part three : Claw back much of initial outlay in Part one by offloading so...
by Porkeyes
Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:11 pm
Forum: The 2018 World Cup Finals
Topic: #62 England 1-2 Croatia - Semi-Final 2
Replies: 762
Views: 29770

Re: #62 England 1-2 Croatia - Semi-Final 2

Well done all round , smashed expectations I never thought I'd see that togetherness again with regard to the England team/support. The England management / FA must not sit back and do nothing like West Ham do after a decent season. The skeleton of a decent side is there it just needs some midfield ...
by Porkeyes
Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:27 am
Forum: The 2018 World Cup Finals
Topic: #62 England 1-2 Croatia - Semi-Final 2
Replies: 762
Views: 29770

Re: #62 England v Croatia - Semi-Final 2 ~ Match thread

It's just occurred to me. We are in a World Cup semi Final tomorrow night.

WTF is that and where did it come from? :scarfer:
by Porkeyes
Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:56 am
Forum: The 2018 World Cup Finals
Topic: Gareth Southgate
Replies: 126
Views: 17589

Re: Gareth Southgate

Win or lose tomorrow Southgate has made me like England again. Just look at some of the fists in that list of managers above. I hated the non-English ones who were paid fortunes to do the job. Looking at Gareth when he celebrates it really means something especially as in the depth of his mind he mu...
by Porkeyes
Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:06 pm
Forum: The 2018 World Cup Finals
Topic: #59 Sweden 0-2 England - Quarter Finals
Replies: 445
Views: 32773

Re: #59 Sweden v England - Quarter Finals ~ Match thread

Couple of tweaks needed: Sterling out, headless chicken, you can't get by in international football when all you can do is run fast. the modern Tony Daley for me. no more chances. Rashford in. Ali out. Hasn't looked fit at all. we can't carry players in this one it's going to be ****ing hard. Loftus...
by Porkeyes
Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:38 am
Forum: The 2018 World Cup Finals
Topic: VAR, For or against
Replies: 74
Views: 13854

Re: VAR, For or against

The fact that a World Cup game last night was dominated by people clambering for VAR for every single incident is reason enough to ditch it. The players were just pathetic. As soon as someone touches someone else they leap in the air a roll around the floor grimacing whilst all their team mates are ...