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by Eggs'n'nuts
Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:32 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042007

Re: Little things that irritate you

I say put the fire out AND punch him!
by Eggs'n'nuts
Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:41 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042007

Re: Little things that irritate you

Where are going to/from?

Edit: Just seen your later post, you have two hopes.......[/quote]

Exactly what I was thinking yesterday and today.
by Eggs'n'nuts
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:56 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042007

Re: Little things that irritate you

I'm in Weybridge and work near Surbiton. Takes me longer to drive home 6 miles past Esher during the flower show than it takes me to cycle 9 miles along the Thames. Not as bad as when I lived in Ascot, though. First year I was there, it took me 2 hours to drive from one end of the high street to th...
by Eggs'n'nuts
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:36 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8361
Views: 760731

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

And where the sun shines from! :D
by Eggs'n'nuts
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:32 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042007

Re: Little things that irritate you

My office is 1km from Hampton Court. This week, I shall mostly be cycling to the office, or phoning it in.[/quote] I have to get to Pinewood near Iver from North Cheam. I usually go through Hampton Court, out to Sunbury Cross, Crooked Billet roundabout, up to the Colnbrook by-pass missing out the ca...
by Eggs'n'nuts
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:14 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042007

Re: Little things that irritate you

Trying to find a route around the f**king Hampton Court flower show without using the M25. Looks like I'm going to have to bite the bullet for the rest of the week.
by Eggs'n'nuts
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:07 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042007

Re: Little things that irritate you

sendô wrote:When you take a large bite out of a jam doughnut and get a mouthful of nothing but doughnut.
Or even worse; you bite into what you THINK is a jam doughnut and get a mouthful of cold custard. Admittedly not the worse taste in the world, but certainly not the best when you're expecting jam.
by Eggs'n'nuts
Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:37 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042007

Re: Little things that irritate you

The ****ing video adverts on this site will be it's end. These ****ers at the bottom of the page are ruining this site for me. I've mentioned it before but it is now unbearable. I've also had a couple today from trivago where the entire page of kumb just randomly jumps to a solitary video in the to...
by Eggs'n'nuts
Thu Jun 22, 2017 2:24 pm
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Tennis Thread 2017 - US Open
Replies: 481
Views: 37057

Re: Tennis Thread 2017 - Queens & Wimbledon

I wouldn't be at all surprised if the top players at Queens were contractually obliged to be there and didn't fancy it. I don't think that's the case MR. Isn't this their Wimbledon warm up; a chance to blow away the cobwebs on grass before the big one. With regards to Murray's drop in form, I could...
by Eggs'n'nuts
Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:54 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042007

Re: Little things that irritate you

Juncsh, you've got to sort these embedded videos out at the bottom of the pages. I don't want to put on an adblock but I'm going to have to if they keep pulling me to the bottom of the screen and not let me scroll away from them. Glad I'm not the only one fj. Up until a few days ago, they've been d...
by Eggs'n'nuts
Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:55 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042007

Re: Little things that irritate you

When your having a **** on the toilet and a little bit of piss squirts out and goes in between the seat and drips down the toilet bowl. Also sexist toilet seats as soon as you lift up to have a piss it falls down so one hand holding up the seat , the other hand holding your junk. This! Or worse, th...
by Eggs'n'nuts
Sun May 21, 2017 6:04 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28325
Views: 2042007

Re: Little things that irritate you

An artificially-engineered 'substitution' so that a player that's leaving the club gets a 'guard of honour'. And even worse when it's all his idea. Yes, John Terry, I'm looking at you! :thdn: I haven't seen it yet, but it sounded absolutely cringeworthy. Even the pundits on BT sport this afternoon ...
by Eggs'n'nuts
Mon May 15, 2017 11:34 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8361
Views: 760731

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

hammerdivone wrote:And Eleanor Tomilinson's "plunging neckline"

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/445/cps ... nsonpa.jpg
And a redhead to boot! Get in!!
by Eggs'n'nuts
Mon May 15, 2017 11:30 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8361
Views: 760731

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

How did you drive , I was almost using brick walls to feel my way along the street,[/quote]

Sunglasses, squinting and very, very carefully!
by Eggs'n'nuts
Fri May 12, 2017 6:21 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8361
Views: 760731

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

I had them several years ago. The ex came with me to bring me home. Went back again a couple of weeks later on my own being led to believe I was going to be given/told the results.

"Oh no Mr. Eggs! It's another test" Said the nurse.

A very slow, painful drive home took place!
by Eggs'n'nuts
Mon May 08, 2017 2:12 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 0-4 Liverpool (14/05/17)
Replies: 747
Views: 77474

Re: West Ham Utd vs Liverpool: match thread

Preferably a win, but as long as we get something out of this game. It's p***ed me off (until recently of course!) the way they've s**t on us over the years, deeming us 2/3 easy points season after season. Come on West Ham! Keep the unbeaten run and clean sheets going until the end of the season!!
by Eggs'n'nuts
Mon May 08, 2017 1:54 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Tottenham (05/05/17)
Replies: 1242
Views: 106753

Re: West Ham Utd vs Tottenham: match thread

I've just got to post this again for those that missed it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_2Bbv_BpAQ Typical know nothing Spurs fans. :lol: The bit that makes me grin (very wide!) is about 2:05 in and the pair of handpumps start laughing at our line-up (in particular, that AC isn't even on the be...
by Eggs'n'nuts
Sat May 06, 2017 5:07 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Tottenham (05/05/17)
Replies: 1242
Views: 106753

Re: West Ham Utd vs Tottenham: match thread

I only listened to the game on 5 live, but I think Dion Dublin on Football focus this morning hit the nail on the head. He said, "Tottenham weren't bad, in fact they were very good. It was just West Ham were brilliant".

Pretty much spot on really.
by Eggs'n'nuts
Fri May 05, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Tottenham (05/05/17)
Replies: 1242
Views: 106753

Re: WHU vs Spurs match thread

Eggs'n'nuts wrote:This has got us p***ing on their bonfire written all over it. Right scrappy 2-1 to us!
Okay, so I got the score wrong, but I think their bonfire stinks of West Ham wee! :D
by Eggs'n'nuts
Tue May 02, 2017 6:06 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Replies: 7432
Views: 1341206

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Bought the Mother-in-law a pair of crotchless knickers for her birthday. It was nothing sexual, I just wanted her to get a better grip on her broomstick!