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by Iron-on-transfer
Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Everything about the mentality of this club is wrong.
Replies: 47
Views: 2871

Re: Everything about the mentality of this club is wrong.

At least we had the Boleyn then and didn’t try too hard to pretend we were something we weren’t. And that's it in a nutshell. It all stems from the 3 clowns in charge. Their philosophy is and always has been pretending they are something they clearly are not. Competent honest owners. True fans. Exp...
by Iron-on-transfer
Thu Jan 30, 2020 2:11 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Welcome Tomas Soucek
Replies: 150
Views: 7681

Re: Welcome Tomas Soucek

Sully's also got his eye on his cousin.....Dudcheque.

Good luck Tomas...you'll need it.

Oh, and by the way, if you see a 4 foot midget over the training ground in the next few days wanting to pose with you whilst crossing his arms, do me a favour and give him an elbow.
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1602
Views: 91947

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:27 pm
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Sullivan had a rival at the club for the world's biggest knob.
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Sunday Supplement
Replies: 629
Views: 36022

Re: Sunday Supplement

I'm glad these scumbags are being called out but I'm also not convinced. By that I mean, what if we do string some results together and stay up? Will it all essentially all go quiet again? Job done for GSB? I personally can't wait for the day the 3 monkeys leave my club because that's the day I will...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread
Replies: 847
Views: 29426

Re: West Ham Utd v Liverpool: match thread

I've just heard that the entire Liverpool squad has gone down with suspected Apathetic virus (they just can't be a*sed to turn up at the Godawful London Bowel). Mohamed Salah is now the only available player for Liverpool (because he's in London anyway with the unveiling of his new Madame Tussards w...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1602
Views: 91947

Re: caption time thread

https://scontent.flhr2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/82409339_181326283228689_2879780193352810496_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_oc=AQlnQkwQA8ND3uqykvaPBhWRjmJ9keJcVSFZseepo43dIBJCpQD4YqIZytuhUilCImU&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr2-2.fna&oh=ae4d7fd3dfb843fdf2fb7d336a2ce054&oe=5EAA3AF7 Paul Peschisolido's mum told him the ...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1602
Views: 91947

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm
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Kate:- "Who's getting the drinks in at half time?"
William:- "No sweat."
Kate:- "Oh. I didn't even know Uncle Andrew was here."
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1602
Views: 91947

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm
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"Wills, which one of the players is Peter File then? Uncle Andrew says he's meeting him after the match."
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Bournemouth: Match thread (01/01)
Replies: 652
Views: 29290

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Bournemouth: Match thread (01/01)

Universidad-de-Chile wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:36 pm
But you forgot the bad luck we had not getting, for example a pen with Antonio on the Palace game (taken from his shirt by Tompkins)... :)
No I didn't.....hence the 'heyho' comment. :wink:
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Bournemouth: Match thread (01/01)
Replies: 652
Views: 29290

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Bournemouth: Match thread (01/01)

Was a soft pen but heyho...Noble on a hatrick? What next? Stadium noise is so quiet...and we're 3-0 up. Just shows how poorly designed this toilet bowl is. If you dropped a bomb on the place I reckon it would still sound like a wet fart. (Hopefully one day someone will drop a bomb on it and it can t...
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Dec 31, 2019 12:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1602
Views: 91947

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:11 am
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"Hey boss....I know you're on edge but 50 packets of chewing gum?...at once?"
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:08 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: David Moyes - 18th Permanent Manager of WHUFC
Replies: 4592
Views: 146395

Re: David Moyes - 18th Permanent Manager of WHUFC

Moyes is the perfect owner for this board honestly. 1. Unemployed 2. Cheap 3. Desperate enough for work that he won't complain 4. Just good enough to keep you up 5. Won't complain if not allowed to spend 6. No ambition 7. Sully has a couple of those DM branded tracksuits left over from last time he...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1602
Views: 91947

Re: caption time thread

https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article21168462.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Crystal-Palace-v-West-Ham-United-Premier-League.jpg RH - "I'm such an old duffer I came out earlier with my jacket on the wong way wound." MP - "Ah yes...funny...that's the name of my local Chinese takeaway." RH - "Aww....
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1602
Views: 91947

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:01 pm
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"I've ad enough of this sh*t....I want that 'personal' meet with Kaz NOW....hehe, that's it!.....sub Haller for Antonio...YES...GET IN!!"
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)
Replies: 574
Views: 18538

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)

The apathetic press conferences from Pellers sum up the bloke for me. Drab, dire, slow and predictable. I imagine that's how he is with team talks in that low mumbly manner, and it doesn't inspire anyone. Guess today will be his usual 'state the bleedin' obvious' thoughts on the game. 'We concede a ...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)
Replies: 574
Views: 18538

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)

Where on earth has Anderson's pace gone? Even on a break away he ambles up the pitch!!!
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)
Replies: 574
Views: 18538

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Leicester City: Match thread (28/12)

mattyD wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:58 pm
Jesus christ where is the f ****ing support?
A wooden cross.
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend's games (21/22 Dec)
Replies: 204
Views: 6988

Re: Weekend's games (21/22 Dec)

Spurs fans? Being racist? Surely not! They cry everytime the 'Y' word is sung and demand it stops, whilst they carry on singing the 'P' word to us.

They wouldn't...couldn't....surely not.
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend's games (21/22 Dec)
Replies: 204
Views: 6988

Re: Weekend's games (21/22 Dec)

Oh, but Son was sooooo innocent with his tackle on Gomes of Everton, some were saying........

Yeah right. He's an absolute bellend and a snide who gets away with murder normally.

Give him a lifetime ban I say. :thup: