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by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:11 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-3 Arsenal (9/12/19)
Replies: 672
Views: 25043

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Arsenal :Match thread (9/12)

That for me is THE worst display out of all the dross we've seen so far this season. The current Arse are their worst team in absolute years. At 1-0 up we had space and chances to have a right go and get the all important second goal, but oh no, instead we stopped, turned round, walked it backwards....
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:47 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Chelsea 0-1 West Ham Utd (30/11/19)
Replies: 743
Views: 32203

Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

upton girlie wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:46 am
I’ve lost my bra.
I think I lost it betweenEarls Court and Kent.
I know I ate a sausage roll.
Appealing to my West Ham family for return.
Accept PMs if scared of repercussions.
COYI
Did you bump into John Terry by any chance?
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:55 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Chelsea 0-1 West Ham Utd (30/11/19)
Replies: 743
Views: 32203

Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

goa127 wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:27 am
When I watched the replays on sky the ball clearly comes off Antonio's arm on the initial touch. Annoying but that's the rule now, any touch of the hand/arm involved in a goal is ruled out
Unless, it appears, you're the home team playing at St Mary's yesterday. :?
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:55 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Ooh, you are awful: Emery fired (non WHU)
Replies: 55
Views: 3018

Re: Ooh, you are awful: Emery fired (non WHU)

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in.

At least he can sleep during the day again. :wink:
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:33 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Who Next? The odds
Replies: 1343
Views: 67549

Re: Who Next? The odds

So when Sully was supposedly interviewing Howe at the 'Gash Gaff', I wonder if Rafa was waiting his turn, sifting through the extensive collection of porn dvds?
by Iron-on-transfer
Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Who Next? The odds
Replies: 1343
Views: 67549

Re: Who Next? The odds

So...while The Arse are likely to get Nuno....we'll probably get a Nunny.
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90182

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:16 am
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Crowd:- "WE SEEK A STADIUM FIT FOR FOOTBALL!"
Sully:- "Ppfffff...I told 'em we already got one"

Copyright - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90182

Re: caption time thread

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/NINTCHDBPICT000538369255.jpg?w=960 West Ham were so poor yesterday at Turf Moor the ref felt sorry for them and gave them their own black and white ball to play with. Then, in a pivotal moment in the game, West Ham keeper Roberto somehow manages t...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:53 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Caption competition
Replies: 29
Views: 754

Re: Caption competition

Up the Junction wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:55 pm
That's it, I'm finally getting him checked out tomorrow. Wearing a giant blackcurrent fruit pastille on your head to every game just isn't normal.
by Iron-on-transfer
Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90182

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 2:21 pm
Image
Bruce : "Mmmm....it's called Newcastle Brown, pet. It's what your team's in, right now."
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Nov 04, 2019 2:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham Womens kit
Replies: 20
Views: 1140

Re: West Ham Womens kit

A lot of West Ham fans have been seeking a better relationship with their vagina since 2010....his name is David Sullivan.
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:51 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: David Sullivan - Has he taken us as far as he can ?
Replies: 1014
Views: 58754

Re: David Sullivan - Has he taken us as far as he can ?

It’s the rest of ‘us’ where we encounter a problem. By that I mean the hundreds of thousands of West Ham fans out there. For too many of us these parasites “will do” and what they’ve done to the club “isn’t that bad”. This. After 50 years of going I gave up my season ticket before last season as I ...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November
Replies: 295
Views: 10251

Re: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November

They didn’t think it was a red card. Ah thanks. Well, as I've said, I think that was one of THE worst VAR ref performances I've seen so far this season...and that's saying something. Dunno who it was doing it today but they seemed incapable of making a straight forward decision on ANYTHING. Almost ...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November
Replies: 295
Views: 10251

Re: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November

bonzosbeard wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:57 pm
Rice handball was given. It took me 5 seconds to see Alli was similar.
This.
Could not understand for the life of me what that VAR ref was hoping to see on his 100th viewing of it, that he couldn't have already decided on his 2nd viewing. Absolute joke of a delay.
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November
Replies: 295
Views: 10251

Re: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November

brothernero wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:54 pm
Agree with Saha & Cahill on the incident.
Sorry, what were their takes on it then?
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November
Replies: 295
Views: 10251

Re: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November

So I've learnt today that if there happens to be a ref doing the VAR in Stockley Park who is clearly an indecisive ditherer of a person in real life, then there is every likelihood the game will end up with unreal amounts of extra time. Horrible injury aside...those VAR decisions were excruciatingly...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November
Replies: 295
Views: 10251

Re: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November

I'm not sure but when I first saw it as he lay on the ground (and they obviously haven't shown it since) it looked more like the foot was 180 degs round to his leg and completely facing the wrong way. Ugh. Serious. Hopefully Son will get a ban for life... the little sh*t. Not necessarily for that......
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November
Replies: 295
Views: 10251

Re: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November

Jesus....that looked horrendous. :shock:
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Nov 03, 2019 5:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November
Replies: 295
Views: 10251

Re: Weekend Fixtures 1-3rd November

I see Richarlison is up to his usual tricks like he did against us. Throwing himself to the ground every time the ball goes anywhere near him.

I'm convinced it's the size of his massive conk weighing him down. Gravity isn't his friend. :lol:
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Nov 02, 2019 3:57 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 2-3 Newcastle Utd (02/11/19)
Replies: 704
Views: 29859

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Newcastle United: Match thread (2/11)

Yeah, Anderson is deeper than he should be sometimes, but he's having to do that because he's the only f*cker who has the speed to try and get back when they break on us every time. Absolute dogsh*t that half. Been saying for years, we need pace in our signings. EVERY team has players who can hurt y...