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by Iron-on-transfer
Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:42 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

ageing hammer wrote:Next match the front three could be Enner, Bacca,and Sakho.

So we will have Bac, Sak and Crap
:lol: You're on fire mate. Can you imagine the grief you'd get growing up in a school over here with a surname like his?
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jul 20, 2016 11:29 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Scratchy wrote:Your premature jack elation joke (admittedly brilliant) really is like a broken clock being right twice a day
:lol: Broken clock or broken cock? Same difference?
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:53 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: West Ham Utd 0-3 Rubin Kazan (20/07/16)
Replies: 174
Views: 32677

Re: West Ham Utd v Rubin Kazan: match thread

Ted Fenton wrote:Bilic was limping again, as per yesterday.
Have I missed comments/explanations about his limp?
He was auditioning for the 'Andy Carroll - The Movie' leading role? :lol:
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:09 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Just browsing through some of Wednesdays footie snippets... - Palace interested in Sakho valued at £15M by WHU. - Diego Costa supposedly wants to stay at Chelsea (with them now having Batshitethingy...what are people's thoughts on us considering a move for Remy? Just interested to know). - (and...of...
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:32 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

POP POP POP Robson wrote: pezza20 - it's done
:D photoshop expert in the making.
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:41 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

:lol: You seem to know me too well!!! No, I've still got New Order ringing around my brain, although I thought they were a little bit naff to be honest, that's the truth! Well mate, you haven't really missed much on this thread over the last 5 days tbh.....apart from the Chewie deal that seems to h...
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:27 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Aaaargh jesus, what a plonker!!!!! I'll blame it on the lack of sleep, I've just got back from 5 days at a festival and the brain isn't quite functioning as well as it should be!!!!!! Apologies Wormley!!! Tell the truth......you were just about to go off on one of your Euro Welsh rants again there ...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Jul 17, 2016 1:57 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Also i see West Brom are set to be taken over by Chinese with billions, does that put them & Everton above us in the table next year if they spend big. Going to be tough finishing in the top half let alone kicking on to the top four. Well, if we think we're struggling to attract people then what ab...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Jul 16, 2016 1:46 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Patito wrote:I wonder if we will go back in for Zaza too?
Thought he looked pony in the Euros...well, his run up was anyway. :D
by Iron-on-transfer
Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:08 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Yes... @HammerPDC...I am a little surprised that Bony hasn't come up for discussion more in all this. Didn't we supposedly try to get him a couple of seasons ago? I'd much prefer him to Benteke.... ....and Balotelli - just NO!!....if you want team spirit & moral to be as flat as a witches' tit after...
by Iron-on-transfer
Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:48 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Don't rate Gignac at all.....but even if I did, Gignac with Carroll?....no. Even a half fit AC looks quicker and more alert than him. We need different attributes, physique and skills in our strike force. A bit of a little'n'large show wouldn't go amiss me thinks.....Cross/Robson...McAvennie/Cottee....
by Iron-on-transfer
Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:14 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Teletext:
"Barcelona defender Thomas Vermaelen, 30, is a target for former club Arsenal and West Ham. (Daily Star)"
by Iron-on-transfer
Thu Jul 14, 2016 12:30 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Remember it well....I still use Teletext now....I'm not even signed up to Twatter or Facepalm. This is all starting to sound a bit like the Monty Python Four Yorkshireman sketch..... :D "You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six...
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jul 13, 2016 7:21 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

I reckon the mystery man and our 3rd striker is....Balotelli :o Please God NOooooo! I'd rather ask Rolf Harris to pick up my kids from school than have that disruptive incredible sulk in a claret and blue shirt next season. If we're looking to build on a great team spirit..he's definitely not the m...
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:44 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: Carolina Railhawks 2-2 West Ham Utd (13/07/16)
Replies: 237
Views: 50853

Re: Carolina Railhawks v West Ham United: Match Thread

As in....loads of water...bring on the subs!! :wink:
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:39 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: Carolina Railhawks 2-2 West Ham Utd (13/07/16)
Replies: 237
Views: 50853

Re: Carolina Railhawks v West Ham United: Match Thread

NeverSayDie wrote:Maybe they'll start running if they get struck on the arse by a lightning bolt
What, like "Fork me, I'm outta here!!"
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:37 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: Carolina Railhawks 2-2 West Ham Utd (13/07/16)
Replies: 237
Views: 50853

Re: Carolina Railhawks v West Ham United: Match Thread

So is it gonna be 'game abandoned due to lack of interest' then?
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:33 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: Carolina Railhawks 2-2 West Ham Utd (13/07/16)
Replies: 237
Views: 50853

Re: Carolina Railhawks v West Ham United: Match Thread

They've all gone off for a pancake break.
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:23 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: PSF: Carolina Railhawks 2-2 West Ham Utd (13/07/16)
Replies: 237
Views: 50853

Re: Carolina Railhawks v West Ham United: Match Thread

Don't the yanks ever sit down at sporting events? I just see streams of 'em wandering up and down all the time....ffs.
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Jul 13, 2016 12:14 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: The 2016 summer transfer thread
Replies: 30051
Views: 4215709

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Signed on tonight and had to read through 10 new pages of this thread to catch up.

When I read we had got Chewy....I thought we'd signed Suarez! :lol: