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by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Nov 02, 2019 3:57 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 2-3 Newcastle Utd (02/11/19)
Replies: 704
Views: 30009

Re: ⚽ West Ham United v Newcastle United: Match thread (2/11)

Yeah, Anderson is deeper than he should be sometimes, but he's having to do that because he's the only f*cker who has the speed to try and get back when they break on us every time. Absolute dogsh*t that half. Been saying for years, we need pace in our signings. EVERY team has players who can hurt y...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:25 am
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"Yeah, so my Dad sent me up here to ask you what the **** you're wearing? You see he's got loads of loose change and he wanted to get a clear shot at you."
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Oct 19, 2019 1:46 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Everton 2-0 West Ham Utd (19/10/19)
Replies: 884
Views: 34913

Re: ⚽ Everton v West Ham United: Match Thread

Richarlison's nose is that big it keeps dragging him to the floor every 5 minutes.
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:03 am
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Really Hursty?...he asked you to do a urine sample into this?
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My son collects bricks
Replies: 31
Views: 2235

Re: My son collects bricks

Hi. I just wanted to thank everyone for the messages on this post. It’s been great being able to return the Boleyn Bricks to their original owners and see how much they mean to people. I wanted to let fans know that any unclaimed bricks will be handed over to the Supporters Club for them to build i...
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:15 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:49 am
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As Sarah saw The Baroness approaching with Philip Green in tow, this time she was ready for him. She'd worked with him before in an office.
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Oct 09, 2019 2:06 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:40 pm
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"When that ball gets delivered boys, I'm sure the lob is on."
by Iron-on-transfer
Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: CL/Euro games this week
Replies: 171
Views: 7748

Re: CL/Euro games this week

:lol: Klopp trying to whistle to his players to get their attention...with those teeth it's like wind passing through a church organ.
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:01 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: AFC Bournemouth 2-2 West Ham Utd (28/09/19)
Replies: 494
Views: 25963

Re: ⚽ AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United: Match Thread

A well-earned Desmond but still feels like a missed opportunity. What do we reckon Pellers is pissed about, probably them continually kicking the **** out of Haller? They say he was ticked off because throughout the game Bournemouth's Assistant Manager was constantly standing with Howe in their tec...
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Sep 28, 2019 3:50 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: AFC Bournemouth 2-2 West Ham Utd (28/09/19)
Replies: 494
Views: 25963

Re: ⚽ AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United: Match Thread

Wilson had a shirt-ful grip on that corner. Cheating cutn.
by Iron-on-transfer
Fri Sep 27, 2019 4:12 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: AFC Bournemouth 2-2 West Ham Utd (28/09/19)
Replies: 494
Views: 25963

Re: ⚽ AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United: Match Thread

We don't like playing this lot normally so I'd be very happy with a draw here.

At least with VAR now in operation, Wilson won't be able to put the ball in with his hand again....we hope!?
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

kayahammer wrote:
Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:18 am
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"I seem to be stuck in this position permanently now, after an hour long talk with our Chairman."
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:57 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

kayahammer wrote:
Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:18 am
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You put your left foot in, your left foot out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about.
You do the Yarmolenko and you turn around. That's what it's all about!
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:52 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: West Ham branded celebrities
Replies: 355
Views: 137490

Re: West Ham branded celebrities

HammerMan2004 wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:53 pm
Said they paid her to go down...
Hmmm....not the first time that's happened to her me thinks.
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:21 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Aston Villa 0-0 West Ham Utd (16/09/19)
Replies: 824
Views: 45118

Re: ⚽ Aston Villa v West Ham United: Match Thread

Hope I'm wrong but I can't remember the last time in recent years when we actually won a game that could have then got us into a really tasty top position in the PL. We always seem to choke when we've had a really good opportunity in front of us to really climb the table. Hopefully tonight will be d...
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:56 pm
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Duke of Kent:-
"Ah...who's this lot then? I've just watched the 5 hour FA Cup build up shows on the Beeb this morning and they only mentioned Arsenal were playing today."
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:19 pm
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"Here he is. Without fail, every bathtime old 'Nursery Rhyme Nick' turns up. Go on then Nick..'Incy Wincy Spider' followed by 'I'm A Little Teapot'."
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:19 pm
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"A snack?...yeah go on then, I'll have a hand shandy with some chocolate fingers."
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:18 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:53 am
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Hmmm....I'm sure I left the gas on in Sullivan's mansion on that job today. Yep...excellent work mate, even though I say it myself.
by Iron-on-transfer
Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90421

Re: caption time thread

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