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by Iron-on-transfer
Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For Farke's sake
Replies: 29
Views: 2299

Re: For Farke's sake

He tempted her with his treacle tarts...and his tasty wholemeal bread...


I tell ya, with that severe middle parting he sports, makes him look a bona fide dickhead...literally.
by Iron-on-transfer
Thu Aug 29, 2019 4:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: England squad announced
Replies: 32
Views: 1279

Re: England squad announced

Rio wrote:If you're of a certain age, then your inner schoolboy will be giggling at the thought of 2 of those players playing in tandem
I thought you meant on a tandem.......Mount Sterling. :thup:

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by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Aug 19, 2019 2:23 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90180

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image
Policeman gets let off after 'minor indescretion'.
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon Aug 19, 2019 2:10 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90180

Re: caption time thread

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a043b366957da157e2557c5/1566038316069-XDTEFHRCYK646FWLW910/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kFFNnQ3V313T8EgQI9vy-MpZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZUJFbgE-7XRK3dMEBRBhUpxEtUtX4NQ5nHX8mnrrs6YYA7F1FAZKrftCCvERa390rnJG7hqixwCFWkwJn56lgaE/proxy.duckduckgo.com....
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Brighton & Hove Albion 1-1 West Ham Utd (17/08/19)
Replies: 1252
Views: 51069

Re: ⚽ Brighton and Hove Albion vs West Ham United: Match Thread

It's all very well saying we're height disadvantaged against this lot, but for me, it's more about the strength in the tackle that we're not putting in and that's not about height.
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:30 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Brighton & Hove Albion 1-1 West Ham Utd (17/08/19)
Replies: 1252
Views: 51069

Re: ⚽ Brighton and Hove Albion vs West Ham United: Match Thread

Very lucky on our part............phew.
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:46 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90180

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image
Fornals:- "What the hell's he doing?"
Haller:- "Oh, he's desperately trying to get himself in the next X-Men movie."
Fornals:- "Playing what character?"
Haller:- "Toad."
by Iron-on-transfer
Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:31 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90180

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image
Ah, I've only gone and left my specs in the Rolls haven't I...haha...
'ere darlin', you've got lovely hair...fancy a quick fumble?
by Iron-on-transfer
Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:23 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90180

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image
Haha....yes little boy...oh, what's this?
"I HAVE YOU'RE WIFE TIED UP IN A BASEMENT IN LEYTONSTONE. SHE GETS RELEASED ONLY IF YOU f*** OFF OUT OF OUR CLUB NOW"
by Iron-on-transfer
Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:03 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Andy Carroll
Replies: 12039
Views: 1259755

Re: Andy Carroll

STOP PRESS:-

Carroll picks up "butterflies in the stomach" freak injury on the way up to Newcastle today and will be out for 3 months.
by Iron-on-transfer
Thu Jul 18, 2019 3:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: new season at the bowl
Replies: 24
Views: 1882

Re: new season at the bowl

hammerman11 wrote:...so what minor things could be done to make it a bit more fun to be at the bowl ?
Image

...and start again. :wink:
by Iron-on-transfer
Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:11 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90180

Re: caption time thread

https://cdn.hitc-s.com/i/1183/west_ham_united_joint_chairmen_david_gould_david_sullivan_and_hi_982190.jpg Sully:- Listen...I think I just met Dion Dublin in the bogs wearing some weird shades and he says to me - "After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake...
by Iron-on-transfer
Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90180

Re: caption time thread

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/efe27716446e1154b850509e577deb46d5a44b10/26_143_2800_1680/master/2800.jpg?width=620&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=9f32e8609fc1acef5f8d709b05158d22 "Whaddo you mean my brother cannot be trusted?! He give me this Huawei invisible phone to seal the Chinese move....
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon May 27, 2019 3:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90180

Re: caption time thread

S-H wrote:Image
"No Martin....what I said was, when I go to the bar you can SIT on my seat and keep it warm."
by Iron-on-transfer
Mon May 27, 2019 2:22 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: caption time thread
Replies: 1555
Views: 90180

Re: caption time thread

cockney hammer wrote:Image
Banks mindlessly rushes out of his area and subsequently gets dog's abuse.
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:55 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Crystal Palace 1-1 West Ham Utd (09/02/19)
Replies: 700
Views: 37499

Re: ⚽ Crystal Palace v West Ham Utd: match thread (9/2)

Attempts on Goal:-
Palace 25 West Ham 6

Respect the point.
by Iron-on-transfer
Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:50 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Crystal Palace 1-1 West Ham Utd (09/02/19)
Replies: 700
Views: 37499

Re: ⚽ Crystal Palace v West Ham Utd: match thread (9/2)

Great half.

Anderson looks like a Rolls Royce at times and I'm so pleased to see Cresswell back fit and looking something like the player he was before that awful injury he had.
:thup:
by Iron-on-transfer
Sun Jan 27, 2019 3:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Marko Arnautovic
Replies: 6151
Views: 560766

Re: Marko Arnautovic Signs

“I’m back!”
:fsake:

Apparently, when Arnie’s agent got the call from Sully offering them an improved contract, Sully told them they had to come in and see him in person to sort it out. Arnie checked this with his brother:-

“We have to get to da chopper?”.