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by vladikavkaz
Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:17 pm
Forum: The 2018 World Cup Finals
Topic: England 1 USA 1 (Group C)
Replies: 419
Views: 16880

Re: USA vs England match thread

Oops. Guess his price has dropped a couple of quid
by vladikavkaz
Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:53 pm
Forum: The 2018 World Cup Finals
Topic: England 1 USA 1 (Group C)
Replies: 419
Views: 16880

Re: USA vs England match thread

Didn't see the goal. Watching itv hd and they went to adverts again, came back to see them celebrating. Can't believe they've done it again.
by vladikavkaz
Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lawro at it again !
Replies: 3716
Views: 615965

Re: Lawro at it again !

Did you hear him when Havant and Waterlooville scored their second?

When Potter(was it?) scored, he said 'look at the way he takes this goal, he could even be a proper footballer.'
by vladikavkaz
Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:07 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Are WHUFC right to ban kumb.com?
Replies: 92
Views: 29238

I see 'the insider' has voted :wink:
by vladikavkaz
Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:12 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1087176

I really enjoy this thread. Keep on posting, this is great stuff, but could anyone tell me how to reach ig page 150 directly without using a year to leaf backwards or forward until you reach your desired page. :D :D :D go to the address bar, and change the last number (about 4380 at moment) to 2380...
by vladikavkaz
Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:45 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: PL Trial Verdict: £5.5m fine, no pts deducted, Tevez safe
Replies: 681
Views: 107861

DrVenk wrote: Having read the whole document now, a certain Ms Purdon at the FAPL might have played a role of misinforming Duxbury.
Who can't even get her dates right...
by vladikavkaz
Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:14 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: PL Trial Verdict: £5.5m fine, no pts deducted, Tevez safe
Replies: 681
Views: 107861

The FA have already set a precendent this season after Bury were thrown out the cup after fielding an illegible player. Thing is, they also set precedent a few years ago, when we had to replay a game due to fielding an illegible player. If anything, that's what should have happened to Bury, rather ...
by vladikavkaz
Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:10 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Arsenal 0 West Ham United 1 (07/04/07)
Replies: 920
Views: 95705

by vladikavkaz
Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:48 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Arsenal 0 West Ham United 1 (07/04/07)
Replies: 920
Views: 95705

Albie Beck wrote: s*** avatar though :lol:
that's just not called for :wink: :cry:
by vladikavkaz
Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:54 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Arsenal 0 West Ham United 1 (07/04/07)
Replies: 920
Views: 95705

PSV was 1-1 wasn't it?
by vladikavkaz
Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:56 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: who can draw the best west ham player on paint?
Replies: 697
Views: 212832

Image
by vladikavkaz
Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:07 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1087176

Incredible story about an elephant's memory. A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully....
by vladikavkaz
Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:43 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1087176

A 'true' story, apparently A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against ..."Get this" ... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the ma...
by vladikavkaz
Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:49 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1087176

Two birds are sitting on a perch

One says to the other, "do you smell fish?"
by vladikavkaz
Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:49 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1087176

Done that one already Brad...


This man was walking down the street. He had a banana sticking out of each ear.

A little boy walked up to the man and said, "Hey mister, you have bananas in your ears.

The man replied, "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."
by vladikavkaz
Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:46 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1087176

A guy walks into his doctor's office, he has an apple in his right ear, a bell pepper in his left ear, and carrots up his nose. He says, "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

The doctor looks him over and says, "You're not eating properly."
by vladikavkaz
Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:45 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1087176

Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.
by vladikavkaz
Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:43 pm
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1087176

This guy goes to a psychiatrist, "Doc, I want to know what my problem is. Some nights, when sleeping, I dream that I'm a teepee. And some nights I dream that I'm a wigwam. Can you help me?"

The psychiatrist answers, "I think your problem is that you are too tense."
by vladikavkaz
Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:58 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1087176

What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard
by vladikavkaz
Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:53 am
Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4738
Views: 1087176

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philipe Filoppe.



What's grey and can't swim?

A castle.

:coat: