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by Hammer Laffers
Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:52 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).
Replies: 3009
Views: 185461

Re: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).

RUOK. A phase commonly said at work. Tonight. No I’m not ok. My now ex girlfriend has lied and cheated her way through our relationship. Has £7k of my money that I never expect to realistically get back and has turned a lot of people against me with lies. It’s only tonight that I’ve found out the ex...
by Hammer Laffers
Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:55 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).
Replies: 3009
Views: 185461

Re: The Mental Health Thread - (Help Contacts in First Post).

Cambs - it would actually be interesting to get people’s thoughts on this ... is the better weather having a positive effect on your mental health? If so, why? Yup this is me. During the winter I am pretty much suicidal. I get lots of suicidal thoughts especially if I’m on a run of nights where I m...
by Hammer Laffers
Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:55 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28568
Views: 2063181

Re: Little things that irritate you

I have tried to chill out a bit and get out of my grotty mood, but the more I think about it, the more it's given me the hump. Actually, it's not me thinking about it that's given me the hump even more, it's her coming up to me about 45 minutes ago and asking "So what are we doing about this unit t...
by Hammer Laffers
Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:37 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 West Ham Utd (27/04/19)
Replies: 842
Views: 61231

Re: ⚽ Tottenham Hotspur V West Ham United: Match Thread

That will haunt them forever :scarfer:
by Hammer Laffers
Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:30 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Cardiff City 2-0 West Ham Utd (09/03/19)
Replies: 895
Views: 41742

Re: ⚽ Cardiff City v West Ham Utd (9/3)

Best bit about the day is the curry house in Cardiff I’ve just been too. Poor performance, fredericks especially. Lots of utter dicks in our end today, 2 blokes behind us trying to get Salah chants going for most of the first half and the rest of the time spent every other second shouting the word ‘...
by Hammer Laffers
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13946
Views: 1868820

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

If they're squaring off the two lower tiers and funnelling supporters down 1 central gantry (as the artists impression suggests), is it fair to assume they'll **** off the away fans in the TBL and shove all of the away allocation in the gods like Newcastle do? If so, it'll at least mean more seats ...
by Hammer Laffers
Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Arthur Wait stand -How does it get a safety cert ?
Replies: 85
Views: 10206

Re: Arthur Wait stand -How does it get a safety cert ?

Pinky, I do wish you luck and if I can help please get in touch. Can I direct you to the green guide though as if you haven’t quoted from it that is what will get spat back at you as an excuse. I’m sorry you felt like you had to leave so early. It’s a shame that happened.
by Hammer Laffers
Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Arthur Wait stand -How does it get a safety cert ?
Replies: 85
Views: 10206

Re: Arthur Wait stand -How does it get a safety cert ?

Are some of our fans taking a leaf out of Liverpool's book? Is that what is being suggested? There’s no way 2 people could fit through that turnstile. Well not two of me anyway :lol: It’s more of a case that people move to be with their mates as they can’t be sure of getting seats together so buy t...
by Hammer Laffers
Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Arthur Wait stand -How does it get a safety cert ?
Replies: 85
Views: 10206

Re: Arthur Wait stand -How does it get a safety cert ?

Completely agree. I was in an odd space where they had managed to squeeze 5 seats into a row. At one point there were 15 (fifteen) people trying to squeeze said 5 seats.
by Hammer Laffers
Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:56 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Crystal Palace 1-1 West Ham Utd (09/02/19)
Replies: 700
Views: 37468

Re: ⚽ Crystal Palace v West Ham Utd: match thread (9/2)

Good day out. Much thanks to Phil S who moved heaven and earth for me today. Top bloke who I owe plenty of beer to :thup:


Game of two halves (from what I could see). The defence desperately needs some money spent on it.
by Hammer Laffers
Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:13 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Wolverhampton Wanderers 3-0 West Ham Utd (29/01/19)
Replies: 870
Views: 40514

Re: ⚽ Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs West Ham United: Match Thread

Just got back.

I have no words about that performance.

Fair play to wolves made us look like a pub team.
by Hammer Laffers
Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:16 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28568
Views: 2063181

Re: Little things that irritate you

Last Sunday night upon going to bed I realised that my ventolin inhaler was empty - I started to panic [ mildly ] - looked downstairs to see if I had another one somewhere but no I only had the one and it was empty . I took a couple of puffs of clenil modulite [ the preventer ] and was ok until mor...
by Hammer Laffers
Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Declan Rice
Replies: 2480
Views: 249996

Re: Declan Rice

Never mind Arnie. This is who I want to see at West Ham forever.
by Hammer Laffers
Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Manuel Pellegrini: West Ham United’s 17th manager
Replies: 9694
Views: 550049

Re: Manuel Pellegrini West Ham United’s 17th manager

MP will be fine. We’ve had some unlucky results.

My worry is how much are the board going to chuck at the team.
by Hammer Laffers
Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:16 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: CCR4: West Ham Utd 1-3 Tottenham Hotspur (20/10/18)
Replies: 638
Views: 58644

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Tottenham Hotspur: match thread

Ah never mind.

Play well and concede a lucky goal appears to be the order of the season. Injuries and Nobles suspension killed us. Worrying that Snodgrass did more than Anderson.

We only seem to beat them when it means something to them so bring on the FA cup final.
by Hammer Laffers
Mon Oct 29, 2018 4:12 pm
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: Formula 1 2018
Replies: 254
Views: 28547

Re: Formula 1 2018

Never liked Hamilton until last year where he spent a good few hours with the fans at Silverstone, despite the Mercedes management pleading with him to leave due to his sponsorship obligation. That was a nice touch.

Well done Lewis, here's to 3 more :thup:
by Hammer Laffers
Sun Oct 28, 2018 1:19 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Leicester City 1-1 West Ham Utd (27/10/18)
Replies: 628
Views: 33745

Re: ⚽ Leicester City v West Ham Utd: match thread (27/10)

The events after the game aside I had a goood day. Would of taken a point at halftime but to concede a goal like that with a minute to go is sickening. Thought we played well and we’d of beaten them with 11 men. Called the Nobes challenge as a red card straight away (to the disgust of everyone aroun...
by Hammer Laffers
Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Away tickets 2019 / 2020 season
Replies: 2466
Views: 204303

Re: Away tickets 2018 / 2019 season

Yup I had the same problem. My group of four have now been allocated 2 tickets each. I guarantee they will end up cancelling all the tickets too due to their incompetence. We even phoned the ticket office at 4:45 this afternoon to be told "We shut in 15 minutes so can't sort it out now, you'll have ...
by Hammer Laffers
Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:56 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 0-1 Wolves (01/09/18)
Replies: 934
Views: 54431

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Wolves: match thread (01/09)

Went to work after the game so I’ve had the whole night to stew over the result. We were pretty awful. It oddly reminded me of this game http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/8577823.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;, we had dodgy owners, dodgy coaching team and a team t...
by Hammer Laffers
Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:22 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8511
Views: 770131

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Well I got past that phone interview for the job all pleased then got hit by a thunderbolt, I have to present a 10 min presentation (without the use of any IT equipment) , my biggest ****ing fear is standing up in front of people talking :fsake: I had to do this for my job. I created a poster on pa...