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by Hammer Laffers
Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:48 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: EFLCQF: Arsenal 1-0 West Ham Utd (19/12/17)
Replies: 668
Views: 50040

Re: Arsenal v West Ham Utd: match thread

Saw the team in the pub and thought it was ok. Then about 5 minutes in it was obvious that we just weren’t up for it.

Another night of disappointment following this lot.
by Hammer Laffers
Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:10 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 0-0 Arsenal (13/12/17)
Replies: 519
Views: 41867

Re: West Ham United v Arsenal: Match Thread

4 point from 9 from the last three? I’d of taken that before that run.
by Hammer Laffers
Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:43 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28647
Views: 2073616

Re: Little things that irritate you

WHU_Del wrote: What if they're unconscious? In the recovery position?

It means it won't hurt when we drag them off the train as soon as we arrive
by Hammer Laffers
Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:23 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28647
Views: 2073616

Re: Little things that irritate you

WHU_Del wrote: It's not always possible to move someone. It'll depend on what their condition is, for a start.
It is first thing we tell people and do ourselves is get them off the train, even if that means dragging them onto the platform by their ankles.
by Hammer Laffers
Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:27 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28647
Views: 2073616

Re: Little things that irritate you

Rocket wrote:(I'm a teacher, not a child).
Only in body. Not in mind.
by Hammer Laffers
Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:51 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: EFLCR4: Tottenham Hotspur 2-3 West Ham Utd (25/10/17)
Replies: 1354
Views: 94756

Re: Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham Utd: match thread

I cannot wait for the ‘opposition view’ on this one.

I’m going to be laughing about this for a while :lol:
by Hammer Laffers
Thu Oct 05, 2017 6:03 am
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things that irritate you
Replies: 28647
Views: 2073616

Re: Little things that irritate you

Talking about intrusive neighbours...I used to have kids use my small gravelly bit of front garden as part as their extended football pitch using the neighbours' cars as boundaries to stop the ball traveling too far up the street and my back garden as row Z. Luckily, they only played from 4pm - 10p...
by Hammer Laffers
Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13999
Views: 1878500

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Every time I’ve used my ‘designated’ bridge I’ve had no problems. Turned up to Spurs at 12.00 and was straight through without queuing. Much better this year on my side of the ground :thup:
by Hammer Laffers
Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:46 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Bromwich Albion 0-0 West Ham Utd (16/09/17)
Replies: 675
Views: 73659

Re: West Bromwich Albion v West Ham United match thread

Just getting home.

The game is summed up by a text from some fellow posters on here "the highlight of the day was Laffers falling through a door Del Boy style"

:phew:
by Hammer Laffers
Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:29 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: EFLCR2: Cheltenham Town 0-2 West Ham Utd (23/08/17)
Replies: 581
Views: 52537

Re: West Ham Utd vs Cheltenham Town: match thread

Good day out and once we got the first never looked like losing.

Cheltenham played well too.

Lovely little ground too.

Now to kick start our league season.
by Hammer Laffers
Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:43 pm
Forum: The Snug
Topic: Little things in life that make you smile
Replies: 8580
Views: 775080

Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Free beer.
by Hammer Laffers
Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13999
Views: 1878500

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Seems amazing to me that Upton Park still hasn't been completely flattened unless I saw old pictures today .spurs nearly totally demolished WHL in 3 weeks .wonder if there's an issue with funding of Upton gardens Spurs are moving back though. What with the FA charging astronomical prices and their ...
by Hammer Laffers
Sat May 06, 2017 11:06 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13999
Views: 1878500

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

I'm not sure what people have been saying about the length of the walk is true.

The Spurs fans seemed to leave the area in a world record time last night. :lol:
by Hammer Laffers
Sat May 06, 2017 1:25 am
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Tottenham (05/05/17)
Replies: 1242
Views: 107626

Re: West Ham Utd vs Tottenham: match thread

I can't wait for a bumper edition of the 'opposition view'.

Can the boss wait until Sunday to publish it though as I'm off on holiday tomorrow and I'd love to read it whilst sunbathing in the Spanish sun.....
by Hammer Laffers
Fri May 05, 2017 11:30 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Tottenham (05/05/17)
Replies: 1242
Views: 107626

Re: West Ham Utd vs Tottenham: match thread

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahgahahahahahahahahahahahah

You may always score last minute winners against us but when it matters you choke.


When Tottenham ****ed it up....

Brilliant performance by our lads. Safe as well.... :lol:
by Hammer Laffers
Tue May 02, 2017 8:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions
Replies: 13999
Views: 1878500

Re: Olympic Stadium Discussion and Questions

Will the booze ban be in place in the ground?
by Hammer Laffers
Mon May 01, 2017 10:18 pm
Forum: The Sports Bar
Topic: World Snooker
Replies: 48
Views: 5945

Re: World Snooker

Cracking match this.

Selby to win it 18-16
by Hammer Laffers
Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:53 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: Sunderland 2-2 West Ham Utd (15/04/17)
Replies: 739
Views: 75127

Re: Sunderland v West Ham United: Match Thread

Just got back to where we are staying. Good day out despite being hungover as **** after a night out in Sunderland with Rocket where our one abiding memory was a man with a mullet doing a cartwheel across the floor. :lol: Actually thought we played well for the first hour or so except for that utter...
by Hammer Laffers
Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:19 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Swansea City (08/04/17)
Replies: 718
Views: 54195

Re: West Ham United v Swansea City: Match Thread

It was a Collins display not unlike last season when him and Ogbonna were almost alternating MOTM performances. Think we should shift Fonte in the summer, he's on solid wages and Collins offers us more heart which we need at the moment. Ogbonna and Reid will be fine, really hope oggy can come back ...
by Hammer Laffers
Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:44 pm
Forum: KUMB Match Threads
Topic: West Ham Utd 1-0 Swansea City (08/04/17)
Replies: 718
Views: 54195

Re: West Ham United v Swansea City: Match Thread

If Randolph starts we are toast.