Still not that far into the game, just planning my first heist. But it is awesome, but the best thing is Chop
he's f*cking cool!

Philosophical Dan wrote:Now ask how the f*ck does a machine generate random numbers

This, and I'm not a computer bod

Philosophical Dan wrote:Are you one of those "I ain't frightened of anything" types, who proceeds to faint when he has a dental injection?

No, there's lots of stuff to be scared of in the big wide world. But a spider in the bath isn't one.

I've also had loads of dental injections and
not fainted yet.

Philosophical Dan wrote:Staying on topic, why am I completely unbothered by craneflys, moths, and most other invertebrates, but them big horrible hairy spiders you get in the bath scare the bejaysus out of me?

Because you're a big girl.

I've literally only played it for about an hour and a half so I'm hoping it engages me more but my first thought was it's not as captivating as Red Dead Redemption. I just can't feel the same about as cars as I did about my horses, I used to treat my horses with the utmost care and would get seriou...

My copy has just arrived now just to get work out the way

fjthegrey wrote:Can the sad old grandads in here stop talking about how much the game cost and perhaps tell us a bit more about what it's like?

Cheers.

You can run people over and shoot sh*t!

(won't get my copy until tomorrow/Thursday)

Why is it that cars are built to be able to do something like 120mph when the legal maximum speed is 70mph? If it is the law that you can’t do over a certain speed why do the authorities etc allow cars to be designed and made for this purpose? It's to get you used to driving too fast. When Sat Nav ...

Anyone got theirs? Ordered mine yesterday from Tesco got it for a fiver thanks to clubcard points

T-shirt ,but I could do both if you want.

Philosophical Dan wrote:I'd buy one that instructs "SHUT UP AND F*CK OFF".

I can make that dream come true

You've f*ucked it ,no Carlton Cole

westham,eggyandchips wrote:"KEEP CALM AND.........." posters.

Cock right off.

KEEP COLE
AND
CARRY ON

The window just closed and didn't slam shut

That was awkward??

Westbourne Bill wrote:Moose confirming what Barry Silkman hinted at this morning. Cole set to return on loan now.

On loan from who?

Where's brownfatwa when you need him?

He's wearing gloves in August!!

Isn't his brother his agent?

James P wrote:FL72

**** off!

Didn't know what you were on about until I saw the end of the Man Citeh match.

What the **** is that all about?