I've had two neighbours who have done that wind chime **** I've nicked them and chucked them in the dustbin. My personal irritation is I'm in the Masai mara at present surrounded By irritating yanks and Canadians who are ruining my holiday by over intellectualising everything trying to think of ways...

There's never any comeback to these crappy signings like ValencIa and Jorvik. Who scouted them in terms first ace who thought they would be good enough in the first place ?
Need to turn the screw in the second half half and make this 0-2

Got some local girls with me Lee whu
I'll be in a pink Ralph Lauren shirt WHU top in wash.
Come and say hello.

2-1 to us Carroll and Ayew

In the unlikely event anybody is in Dinai beach Kenya I'm watching this in Jimmys bar.
If you see a tall bloke in a WHU top come and say hello.

The problem are ValencIa isn't a prolific scorer and just isn't good enough frankly. Andy is but will be injured within the first two games and back late Feb or something stupid. Sakho is unfit with an appalling attitude. Fletcher is unproven but hopefully good enough. Calleri is a gamble Ayew is ou...

Exciting times gentleman

Controversial propostion. We could do worse than than move Antonio up to his natural position as a centre forward then put our arm round Sakho and try and get him back on track. It would avoid teams exploiting us down our right back position all next season so lets try and recruit a a proper right b...

No bloody wanky defending late on don't want this to end 2-2 or anything stupid

Sorry to be the harbinger of doom But I don't think there's any thing left in the tank Apart from the last ten mins of panic on weds I thought we looked two yards slower than Man utd on weds Noble and kouyate looked shattered We will need massive work rate in midfield today and a hard running perfor...

Got a couple round for dinner she's a noisy eater

Ugly and plain rude hate **** dinner party guests.

Thanks for the number.
Spoke to the reservation manager yesterday. And he told me it all hangs on the extra 6k
If they get it then Aug Sept people will be ok if not then its a no no.

Does anybody know of the reservation centres phone number please
I paid my tenner in Aug got the phone call in Dec from them and heard nothing since.

Thanks RS

Am I the only one who's worried about that thug Cattermole seriously hurting payet today
Ref needs to put a very early yellow on him.

The game starts at kick off West Ham start quickly please.

Yes could be that.
When Carroll came off against Bournemouth very early on it was if he hadn't warmed up properly.
I think the whole area needs looking at properly without these silly injuries. We'd be top four.
any way 3-1 to us tonight.

How the hell can byram be injured already we've only just signed him.
We need to look at our training pitches and medical team again in the summer.

Anyone know the odds for us today ? really fancy a whu victory

And the obligatory scouse favouring ref.
Along with the the west ham way of starting sluggishly ala Newcastle away.

People (usually women) who don't thank you when you let them out of a road junction.
Rude ignorant bastards

He's from the scottish league it's the second coming of Carlton.