DusseldorfHammer wrote: ↑Sat Aug 05, 2023 2:33 pm Don't know what you're on about here, but Paqueta has picked up a muscle injury. Hopefully only a minor one, but should be a doubt for next Saturday.

Yeah, would have been so much longer to type 'Pacqueta slight knock...' than 'issue with Pacqueta'...

spod wrote: ↑Sat Aug 05, 2023 2:30 pm To be fair, he’s actually at the game and he’s a journalist, so he might be prioritising getting the story over keeping you informed.

But managed to find time follow up with a full paragraph on Steidten...

DusseldorfHammer wrote: ↑Sat Aug 05, 2023 2:20 pm Issue with Paqueta.

How enigmatic. Maybe if we all pay you attention you can drop another morsel…

£90m you say..

Binged Season 1 of The Bear over the weekend and on to Season 2, top stuff!

Why don't I look like that in a plain white t-shirt....

At the end of the day, the only stats that matter are we finished 14th and won a European trophy.

I’ll take that.

Bubbles Fortuna wrote: ↑Wed Jul 19, 2023 1:34 pm Should the fact that we were 10th in the final 19 games of the season be ignored?

Not a dig at you but I just don’t see any value in stats like that. A league is a whole season, you can’t just take a slice to prove a point..

Something was ringing a bell and so I just googled the Roma club mascot….

Alberto the alarm clock

carnage wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2023 2:12 pm Kebab a day for 30 days?

Don’t want him too heavy in the thigh…

That’s a good stat for a Hammer to have to hand…

I wouldn’t do it, because I’m not a complete ****ing loser, but I’m pretty sure if I did decide to infiltrate another club’s forum on a wind up I could do a far better job than some of these muppets…

S-H wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 6:53 pm Leave all his belongings outside of Rush Green in bin bags.

Film Moyes chucking them out of an upstairs window while screaming “if you love that slag so much, go live with her..”

We should, piss on their chips

S-H wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 7:23 pm Congratulations, BJ.

Well, it’s kind of you to offer…

I’m hearing he has injured himself during part of the medical on Arsenal’s training ground pitch.

He keeps trying to get off to have it looked at but Arteta keeps rolling him back onto the pitch…

Watched the first part of the Arnie documentary on Netflix . Talking about his early life I was stunned to hear him say he lived at 335 Romford Rd Forest Gate in 1966 to 1968 Yeah my mum says she knew the Bennets who he lived with. But has no recollection of a giant Austrian wandering round Forest ...

Does he play a Special Army Soldier?

Garry wrote: ↑Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:58 am I tell you something I will not be watching anything rice does in a arsenal shirt my tv will be turned over .

What about if they’re playing us?

He is to me. And to Arsenal apparently.

Garry wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:20 am What frightens me is if we do not sell rice then we will probably have the same team as last year . If we are waiting to sell rice before we can buy.

It’s actually worse than that, as some players have left.