Wonderful

Porn and Dildo's (if both are consensual) don't hurt anyone.
Middle Eastern Dictators do.

I would find it mildly hilarious if Sky lost all their rights packages.

Holding my hands up to say I was a bit "meh" when we signed him.
He's absolutely mustard.

Ederson must be a mentalist if he wants to start a fight with Awoyini

Carragher constantly going on about the Paq and Man City move. ****.

Went for a piss and missed the goal, ffs!
Damn my bladder.

I can already tell that this is going to be a massive slog.

Grounds like Kenilworth Road are what football is all about.

I'm at the stage now where I am so bored of all the speculation, that I might just hide under some coats in the corner and hope that everything turns out OK.

I hate that club for what happened vs my Hereford in 1997.
****ers.
I hope they crash and burn.

GET THE **** IN!

We're going to win the league

We are ****ing massive

I ****ed that up, with my praise of Palinha.

9th in the table, and winning the Europa League

Palinha the best player on the pitch, absolutely bossing the midfield against The Arse.

Pabs Please don't go. We love you, man.

Brighton are just ridiculously good, even without the players they have sold.

People calling for him to be suspended are being ridiculous.

It would be like if I were working as a privately contracted plastic surgeon, and my family members went and broke the noses of random people in case they were on my patient list.