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- Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:52 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove...
- Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:36 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
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- Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:30 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
PRIMARY SCHOOL FOOTBALL - THE RULES OF THE GAME Matches shall be played over three unequal periods: two playtimes and lunchtime. Each of these periods shall begin shortly after the ringing of a bell, and although a bell is also rung towards the end of these periods,play may continue for up to ten mi...
- Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:20 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
- Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:19 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
No Luck ? Try these pick up lines Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see my...
- Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:25 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
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1. What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted 3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit. 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a...
- Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:57 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
- Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:29 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
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25 THINGS THAT MAKE A MAN FEEL LIKE A MAN: ########################################## 1 OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2 CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but eve...
- Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:24 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles...
- Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:47 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
- Tue May 29, 2007 5:24 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
- Mon May 14, 2007 5:29 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
- Mon May 14, 2007 5:24 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
- Fri May 11, 2007 1:23 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
- Fri May 11, 2007 1:17 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
- Wed May 09, 2007 12:34 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the Horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace. Victoria admiringly watches her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual a...
- Thu May 03, 2007 5:27 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
- Wed May 02, 2007 5:03 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
- Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:45 pm
- Forum: KUMB Hall of Fame
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 4738
- Views: 1125445
(Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006) A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' . Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says ''Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious''. ''Well done Roland'' says the teacher. ''Can anyone else try?'' Katie, a sweet girl with pigtails sa...
- Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:07 pm
- Forum: West Ham United FC Match Threads
- Topic: Wigan Athletic 0 West Ham United 3 (28/04/07)
- Replies: 1183
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