Those Vardy stats are remarkable.

On the basis that it is Kevin from Motherland, I might take you up on that. Such an amazing character.

Ozza wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:37 pm Sully has got his work cut out, question is, is he up to the task?

Sounds like a very tall order for a very short man.

I predict three Salthouse players arriving on deadline day to make up the numbers.

Julien Snow Bear wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 3:26 pm I cannot wait to watch this thread when we sell Paqueta and replace him with Luton's left back

"Sorry lads, we needed to meet our homegrown quota."

Two episodes into Three Body Problem. I have quite enjoyed it so far, and reading that it has upset Chinese nationalists has made me like it even more.

Jonah wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 11:25 am Indoor slugs that I can't find.

Correction, I found one late one night and thought that was the only one. Seems we have at least one more.

They were absolutely rife in Manchester when I lived there. Bastards.

Ironing Board wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:28 pm One wonders why the team of the world’s biggest commercial sporting powerhouse (Saudi Arabia) would get dodgy decisions

Clearly they aren’t paying them enough or they wouldn’t be eighth.

The most important thing to being defensively solid is to have defenders that are of a good enough standard. You can coach all you like, but that’s the crux of it. You can argue this about any position. I’d argue that you can coach weaker players to be a better defensive unit more than you can coac...

That was incredible.

Puff Daddy wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:16 am This 'ere Muniz bloke, Fulham have got. He looks fantastic and he ain't gonna be there next season.There'll be loads of clubs, even top one's in for him. Why not us too?

Because if he has a real chance to go to a top club he won’t be joining us?

This will be given.

I think they have a point about how the game was allowed to restart but I couldn’t care less.

Bink.

Have that. And they’re grumbling about the ref. **** off.

We’ve had absolutely **** all out of this ref.

Did Coufal drop a couple of Valium pre-match?

dasnutnock3 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 8:40 pm Went to the pub earlier. Everyone drove home after 3 or four pints, kids in the cars with them.

Amazing. And not in a good way.

Not only that, but what's he like with balls rifled into his general direction with a CB or two climbing on his back - if he can hold up and protect the ball and make a sensible layoff then that'd be great. He also needs to hold it for a while longer than he might expect, as the cavalry may well st...

Hearn goes full People Just Do Nothing.

Bullet Train - Brad Pitt, some bloke from Shogun, the next James Bond. Enjoyable, Guy Ritchie-esque stuff.

Martin Gore supports Arsenal. Dave Gahan supports Chelsea though, as did Andy Fletcher. My brother knew Fletcher. Said he was a really nice fella. Here he is being used for comfort purposes by Harvey. https://scontent-lhr6-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/289148308_10166554858865480_742502762616112926_...