IronRhino wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:45 pm It's a Marathon, not a sprint

Made me snicker

Strength & Honour

Crudely done, but you'll know it!



Think I set too tough a task with this last, and I've got a pig of a day ahead. Can I pass the baton for the next topic?

And me CD collection of Bob Marley

BFS played for them

Govt Gateway was simple a few years back. Still got the 'magic number'. Your N.I. insurance number used to be enough, nemind a driving licence.
They've just (this month!) stopped taking phone calls, so you're stuck with the AI bots sorry. So am I cos of bringing in money offshore.

You want Mariachi with that?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/ ... complaints

(listen to the vid)

Recall a breakfast in a (pre-covid) Wuhan hotel when they played 'La Cuccuracha' at full volume until the complaints weighed in.

Thought modern tech was supposed to give us more time to think and create while it did the menial stuff for us. Looks like the opposite is happening.

We'll ****ing sell arms to anyone depending on what suits at the time. Don't bother looking for any morality. No wonder the Middle East don't trust us an inch. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2024/apr/09/sunak-starmer-bates-horizon-post-office-rachel-reeves-cameron-conservatives-labour-uk-...

Takes 5 rabbits to make 1 mitten (according to scientists/experts/sources). How much lower-beard do you think I've got?

Johnny, we're sorry
Won't you come on home
We worry

Ok, let's disenvowel Clachnacuddin

Songs that contain a musical, not lyrical, reference to another song (I'll leave it open to parodies to ease it along)
You have to know your Marilyn Monro to get this

Just bringing up what someone said a few pages back; they just squeaked past Qarabaq. Dunno if they rested players or what, but cups can be different to league form

mumbles87 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:40 pm Male hair clippers

And male urine

Take a pee down there

Trying to envisage what the neighbours would make of me spending 5 minutes trimming me pubes then having a slash

delbert wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 12:02 pm disemvowelling

I said that out loud in a canteen and everyone stopped talking and stared at me. Probably thought I randomly said disembowelling as well

Anyone on the Wing?

That atonal, drunk orchestra

****ing hell. And my Dad would only address our cat as 'Shittles'.

Me Mum was conscientious though. Always used warm water to drown the kittens.

Expanding a bit into footy, but relevant. The Competition and Markets Authority are currently looking into the larger vets' chains to see if there's a 'cartel' emerging that weighs excessive charges in a cornered market. They previousy found Elite Sports and JD Sports guilty of over-pricing footy sh...