I KNEW YOU WERE MILKING IT YOU TART


(really pleased for you, mate xxx)

My gosh! We can all be a trifle brusque from time to time but, good crikey, this is a rum how-do-you-do, and no mistake! Pardon my French.

Sea horse?

Octopusher?

Ecstasea bass?

The best example I can give is Sharwoods Medium Noodles Ooh, look at you with your laa-di-daah brand-name noodles! I've never even seen a Sharwoods noodle! I bet you eat Kellogg's Corn Flakes too, and wash them down with Vimto and Dr. Pepper . And here am I choking down "Golden Flakes" wi...

Gives new meaning to fried, crispy battered cod I guess.

And coked mackerel.

And drug haddock.

What did you think of Late Night With the Devil LC? I liked it, Mac. Didn't blow my mind - or scare me in the slightest - but with the low budget plus the format they'd gone with, I wasn't really expecting anything spectacular or especially visceral. I was entertained by it, though. It was like an ...

Re. The "Truth" posted by Cornelius Beal above (via someone else's X account): I signed up to Truth Social to check the veracity of that post since I'd been pulled up before (quite rightly, I should add) for sharing something perfectly believable but nonetheless untrue. Depressingly, not o...

It's basically saying that Strange New Worlds S3 will be along in 2025; the Section 31 TV movie has wrapped on principal production; they're looking at going into production soon with Starfleet Academy , a show aimed at the "Young Adult" market and set in the 32nd century Discovery timelin...

I've always had serious anxiety issues and these would often lead to panic attacks. The worst part about it is that anything could trigger this for me, and I would live my life expecting something bad to happen. I have this too, Xander. Sometimes, nothing at all triggers an attack. Sometimes, the v...

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Uh-huh, huh.

Last night: Charley Varrick (Siegel, 1973) Charley Varrick (Walter Matthau), a retired stunt pilot now eking out a living as a crop duster, supplements his income by carrying out the occasional bank robbery with his little crew. Small banks in small towns only. Less money in the safe, yes, but also ...

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A "nonsense" song designed to sound like English. It's a proper foot-tapoer anyway.

This b*stard ****ing advert:

OFT wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:25 am How far is Moscow from the Ukraine boarder?

320(ish) miles.

Rolling Stones. Where's a good in point? Head straight to Beggars Banquet (1968) and then work through the next three studio albums: Let it Bleed (1969), Sticky Fingers (1971) and double-album Exile on Main St. (1972). This is widely considered their most untouchable period, so there's your entry (...

ISIS have claimed it. Why? Why would they want to piss off the Ruskies? Russia are allied to Iran who oppose ISIS. Maybe they've seen Moscow as a target with its eye elsewhere, leaving it vulnerable? Dunno. Every Christian country is a potential target to ISIS I guess. F***ing disgusting, anyway. I...

False flag attack, orchestrated by The Kremlin to justify nukes into Ukraine? Horribly cynical thing to think, I know, especially about an ongoing situation about which we know precious little. But I'm afraid it was my first thought. Thoughts to those who have lost their lives in Moscow tonight, irr...

↑↑↑↑ That was a decent little ghost-em-up. Wasn't remotely scary and somehow pushed some superfluous plot-points front-and-center when they could've been excised altogether, but all-in-all it was my kind of film; a low-budget indie playing out pretty much in real time starring a cracking character a...

I've always found something kind-of aloof about him; stuck up. I dunno, maybe he's nothing of the sort. Or, maybe he is but it'll work well for the role. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can't lie: I'm a little underchuffed. Still, he could yet be brilliant. I hope so.