The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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The man who invented auto correct has died.
May he roast in piss.
May he roast in piss.
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His funfair is on Monkeyageing hammer wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:28 pm The man who invented auto correct has died.
May he roast in piss.
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ageing hammer wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:28 pm The man who invented auto correct has died.
May he roast in piss.
Must. Resist. Must. Resist.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
And on a similar theme:
Got ripped off by a tout.
We wanted to go and see The Cure, but he sold us Placebo tickets.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in Liverpool.
Billy walks on to the stage and asks him, "Can you help with my hearing"....?
The Pope says, "yes" and puts his hands on Billy's ears and prays, he removes his hands and says, "How is your hearing now"...?
Billy Says, " I don't know, It's not until next Wednesday"..
Billy walks on to the stage and asks him, "Can you help with my hearing"....?
The Pope says, "yes" and puts his hands on Billy's ears and prays, he removes his hands and says, "How is your hearing now"...?
Billy Says, " I don't know, It's not until next Wednesday"..
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
When John Merrick used to walk in to a room no one used to mention it.
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My stuttering cousin has died in prison.
Poor bloke couldn't even finish his sentence!
Poor bloke couldn't even finish his sentence!
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Hank Marvin is surprisingly well known for someone who has spent almost his entire life in the shadows.
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What is an Alzheimer sufferer’s favourite chat up line?
“Do I come here often?”
“Do I come here often?”
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Also people always offer to feed him each time he introduces himself.
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A woman goes home one night with a guy she met in a pub. He's tall, good looking, and seems different than most men .
They arrive at his place and head straight to his bedroom. She can't help but notice shelves full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and he isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it up the arse! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf.
They arrive at his place and head straight to his bedroom. She can't help but notice shelves full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and he isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it up the arse! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf.
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Man gets home tells his wife "get me a beer before it starts", he drinks it down then says "quick, get me another before it starts"
he drinks it and says "another one before it starts" .
The wife says "Listen here you lazy fat cuntt, you waltz in, sit down on yer arrse and start barking orders who the fuuck do you think you are........
Man says "Fucck me it's started".
he drinks it and says "another one before it starts" .
The wife says "Listen here you lazy fat cuntt, you waltz in, sit down on yer arrse and start barking orders who the fuuck do you think you are........
Man says "Fucck me it's started".
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The Alzheimer's Society has announced its new corporate sponsor.
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Two logs, One said to the other, " I slept like a man last night"
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
:lol:S-H wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:34 pm A woman goes home one night with a guy she met in a pub. He's tall, good looking, and seems different than most men .
They arrive at his place and head straight to his bedroom. She can't help but notice shelves full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and he isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it up the arse! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf.
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