The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

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The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by Dan1326 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:35 pm

As the last thread was locked due to some dickheads lets start a new thread but keep it acceptable.

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Post by neil_d » Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:44 pm

There are 3 types of people in the world: those than can count and those that can't.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.

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Post by vietnammer » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:04 pm

Black bloke and a white bloke were standing next to each other in the bog. When they finished they both washed their hands and left, cos people are like that.

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Post by upton girlie » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:21 pm

Yeah. and if there are any ginger or sexist jokes in here too then you will have me to deal with, right.

I'm well scary, me. :raver:

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Post by Bucks Hammer » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:52 pm

vietnammer wrote:Black bloke and a white bloke were standing next to each other in the bog. When they finished they both washed their hands and left, cos people are like that.
Reminds me of the great Bernard Righton

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Post by vietnammer » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:59 pm

Bucks Hammer wrote: Reminds me of the great Bernard Righton
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Yep (was sort of a homage to...)

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Post by I8CHAVS » Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:12 pm

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Post by hawkins_hammer » Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:30 am

That's quality

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Post by eejay » Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:20 pm

i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .

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Post by eejay » Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:21 pm

Woman runs into local cop shop screaming "help, help i've been graped!!!"
"surely you mean raped?"
"no , there was a bunch of them ......................."

I do miss the crap joke thread

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Post by Welling » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:16 pm

eejay wrote:i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
Racist :?

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Post by Hambrosia Stu » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:17 pm

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
















To get to the other slide

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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by vietnammer » Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:09 pm

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!

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Post by prince_huggy » Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:11 pm

vietnammer wrote:How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!
Actually it's two. One to change the light bulb the other to suck my cock! :lol:

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Post by Fionn » Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:20 pm

Right, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King and Rodney King were all driving through Compton....

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Post by ageing hammer » Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:31 pm

vietnammer wrote:How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!

None they would just set up a support group about how to deal with the darkness. :)

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Post by screech » Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:52 pm

eejay wrote:i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??

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Post by delbert » Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:57 pm

Fionn Kiely wrote:Right, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King and Rodney King were all driving through Compton....

That's gonna be an old one isn't it? :lol:

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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by davids cross » Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:23 pm

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...................and a chap from Pakistan.

I personally give his thread about 4 days......... :lol:

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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by eejay » Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:33 pm

[quote="screech"
are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??[/quote]

well.....................the white ones aren't up to much ...................... :wink:

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