Every time that happens make the one she doesn't like/probably wouldn't chose and persist with this strategy until she answers properly.Dover KUMB fan wrote: Thats a similar classic to 'er indoors...
"Tea or Coffee dear?"
"Yes please!"
Little things that irritate you
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PrawnSandwich
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Re: Little things that irritate you
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rare as rockinghorse shat
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the pink palermo
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Coming over to mine what ?rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:Me: "Dave, are you coming straight over to mine?
Dave: "i dont know going to the shop??"
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Your drive, your garden ? Will it involve digging or explosives ?
Or, do you mean "my house" .
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Philosophical Dan
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Obviously he means to install proximity-triggered, ground concealed, incendiary devices in contravention of the 1997 Ottowa Treaty.
Re: Little things that irritate you
Clearly, the shop means to shoot. So it would be more inclined to the Hague convention of 1899.
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rare as rockinghorse shat
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No, I meant:the pink palermo wrote:Coming over to mine what ?
Your drive, your garden ? Will it involve digging or explosives ?
Or, do you mean "my house" .
"Dave, are you coming over to mine... so we can finish excavating that hole in order to fill it with all the facetious little f*ckers on this planet? Oh... and get me a Wispa."
C*nt...
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Philosophical Dan
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Its okay, rars - we weren't about to dob you into the authories for mining your next-door neighbour's front lawn. Well I wasn't, anyway.
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mushy
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Re: Little things that irritate you
From the Coulson phone hacking trial-.rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:
Dave: "i dont know going to the shop??"
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'Coulson emailed Edmondson at 1.08pm: "You think Calum a leak?"
God knows, and thats the editor (ex) of our largest newspaper.
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RyanWHUFC
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Bus drivers. Arrogant c**** who are the most incapable drivers the road has ever seen.
W*nkers the lot of them
Hate them
W*nkers the lot of them
Hate them
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PrawnSandwich
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Dover KUMB fan wrote: Thats a similar classic to 'er indoors...
"Tea or Coffee dear?"
"Yes please!"
Or even better make her a cup of CoffteaPrawnSandwich wrote: Every time that happens make the one she doesn't like/probably wouldn't chose and persist with this strategy until she answers properly.
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Dover KUMB fan
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Probably much better, less aggressive solutions to the current one.
Which is shouting from the kitchen "ANSWER THE FECKIN QUESTION YOU THUNDERCUNT!"
Which is shouting from the kitchen "ANSWER THE FECKIN QUESTION YOU THUNDERCUNT!"
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psychoscoredthelot
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Hear hear - if anyone serves me those fish finger things I will chuck it at the back of their heads as they walk away - p*****Concerned of Canvey wrote:The product development team at ICELAND.
Some of the things on the latest batch of adverts look disgusting.
A Fish Nugget topped with mushy peas and half an oven chip ain't food for any Party I want to go to!
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Cockneyboy311
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Triple whammy today. Car fails MOT, My other car (not roadworthy, trying to make it so) has cost me £268 today in repairs and my work has just announced that my part of the office will be moving in two weeks to a new location which is in zone 1. This will cost me a lot more money to get to work and take longer so its effectively a pay cut. Oh and they said that we wouldnt be moving for about a year only a week ago. Lying c***s.
Very very pissed off today :evil:
Very very pissed off today :evil:
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evomutant
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Halfords Autocentres.
Back Box failed on my exhaust, spitting the sound proofing wadding out the back. Took it to Halfords because it was open late and I needed it fixed fairly urgently because a long drive today and the **** tried to con me into buying a new front pipe gasket and cat. Twat.
Luckily managed to get into into a local garage early this morning. Back box replaced, 20 minutes. £49. Sorted.
Infuriates me the way some people try and take people for a ride.
Back Box failed on my exhaust, spitting the sound proofing wadding out the back. Took it to Halfords because it was open late and I needed it fixed fairly urgently because a long drive today and the **** tried to con me into buying a new front pipe gasket and cat. Twat.
Luckily managed to get into into a local garage early this morning. Back box replaced, 20 minutes. £49. Sorted.
Infuriates me the way some people try and take people for a ride.
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Philosophical Dan
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You wonder why they bother - Halfords are hardly likely to be handing out sales bonuses when young Lee manages to sell a Thule Roof Bar & Box kit to some old dear who just wanted a new indicator bulb.evomutant wrote:Infuriates me the way some people try and take people for a ride.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Women....
The bird I'm seeing at the moment has spent the last few weeks complaining that on my birthday she won't get to see me as I'm at West Ham V Sunderland.
Today a spare ticket came up so with the above in mind I decided to invite her, (She'd also been harping on about going to another West Ham game for ages)
Her reply, "I'm not bothered"
She's gonna find herself single in the morning.
****.
The bird I'm seeing at the moment has spent the last few weeks complaining that on my birthday she won't get to see me as I'm at West Ham V Sunderland.
Today a spare ticket came up so with the above in mind I decided to invite her, (She'd also been harping on about going to another West Ham game for ages)
Her reply, "I'm not bothered"
She's gonna find herself single in the morning.
****.
