Little things that irritate you

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Robbie » Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:32 pm

I LOVE TITS

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Moxy » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:17 am

Depends if the mums a sort imo, if she’s an old boiler then I completely agree with ageing if she looks like Michelle Keegan then I think that his views are wrong and out of date.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:53 am

sendô wrote:I never thought ageing would be one to object to seeing a tit flopped out in public.
I think he doth protest too much.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Eggs'n'nuts » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:19 am

Trouble with breastfeeding I find, is the baby gets in the way all the time!

(don't worry, I've got my coat).

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by delbert » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:21 pm

BARKING IRON wrote:By the way Delbert, not a dig at you your the complete opposite where you’d rather do it all yourself and not take my advice
What can I say mate, I'm too tight to take your advice. Image

On the subject of being tight, my bent wood is getting the full treatment. I teased and caressed it into some semblance of straightness then banged some 10mm studding through the slags, fuckin have that............... 8-)

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by sendô » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:41 pm

BBC News and it's "OMG ROYUL WEDDIN" coverage as Princess No-Mark Ginger Dog Jr marries Posh No-Mark Bloke.

No idea how that is the top headline when they also had this gem to run with:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45837991

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Monkeybubbles » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:05 pm

delbert wrote: On the subject of being tight, my bent wood is getting the full treatment. I teased and caressed it into some semblance of straightness......
Don't.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by southbrishammer » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:24 pm

Whatever happened to Ginger John?

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by woodford » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:25 pm

The new craze of having to give everything a ******* name.


Mansplaining
Manspreading
Fat Shaming
Ferocious Friday ( that's apparently today )
Series Cheating
Body shaming
and many many more

And my personal favourite from the news yesterday "Victim Shaming". This is apparently a thing now. The police advised young women not to wear headphones late at night whilst walking on their own in a high crime area. Sounds sensible you'd think. Sounds like they've based that advice on whats happen to numerous women. But NO this is apparently scandalous. It is apparently an attempt to blame women for shootings rape and crime.

So NO to VICTIM SHAMING!!, but YES to increasing your chances of rape or getting mugged or knifed.

So its boooooo to victim shaming but yaaaaay to being a victim.

And while i think of it , slightly off topic but is it me or can anyone else varify that every time theres a wind related weather event in the USA, its apparently going to be the "worst ever"

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by warp » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:37 pm

southbrishammer wrote:Whatever happened to Ginger John?
didn't he drown in his own piss? there was photographic evidence too, if i remember correctly.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by westham,eggyandchips » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:37 am

woodford wrote:The new craze of having to give everything a ******* name.


Mansplaining
Manspreading
Fat Shaming
Ferocious Friday ( that's apparently today )
Series Cheating
Body shaming
and many many more
Not sure what circles you move in Woodford, but I haven't heard ANY of those sayings? :?

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Hampshire Hammer » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:11 pm

We're just back from a holiday in Tenerife, where I picked up an insect bite on my forehead. It seems to be infected with a large itchy red patch round it. Constantly trying to not scratch it and there is underlying pain, like an open cut.

Such a minor thing but irritating me for four days now.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Cambs Iron » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:54 pm

Girlfriend has that only way is Essex programme on and some girl is walking about with her dog in a babys buggy. What the actual f*ck, I hate living on this earth with some people.

Dog was a proper rat.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by ironsonthebrain » Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:57 pm

Cambs Iron wrote:Girlfriend has that only way is Essex programme on and some girl is walking about with her dog in a babys buggy. What the actual f*ck, I hate living on this earth with some people.

Dog was a proper rat.

When it comes to dogs I think there should be a rule like at certain theme park rides - if it isn't over a certain height then it isn't really a dog.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Monkeybubbles » Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:00 pm

It must have been mentioned on here before, but......

People who don't wash their hands when they've used the loo. Scabby gits.

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Post by ironsonthebrain » Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:05 pm

I tell you what really , REALLY irritates me of late - the difficulty in London ( especially in the centre) of being able to get a decent cup of tea.
Nothing fancy just a strong cup of tea with one sugar and only a little milk. Always want one if I've been out and had few drinks. Can't go to bed without one.

Friday night, after the Weller gig at the Festival Hall, wanted a cuppa before getting the train home - went to Benugo ( only it and Starbucks were open and I won't on principle go into Starbucks) first go the 'barista' flooded the thing with too much milk so I asked for another but to put my own milk in next time. Second time no milk but the water hadn't been boiled fully so it was tepid and weak as nun's piss.Thought it was just me but my wife said her's was naff as well.
So took 'em both back, got a refund and had a proper cuppa when I got in - why is it so difficult to get a proper cup of tea unless you're in a proper cafe, and they seem to be disappearing at a rate of knots? Recently the one ( Italian )near Russell Sq tube has gone as has one I used to go to in Covent Garden

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by warp » Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:09 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:It must have been mentioned on here before, but......

People who don't wash their hands when they've used the loo. Scabby gits.
even worse, those that smugly say "pft, i don't piss on my hands" when you point out they're filthy c****.
even conceding you don't, you're still handling your knob, you knob! next time i'll shake your hand i'll put mine in my pants first, see how you like that!

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by sendô » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:28 pm

ironsonthebrain wrote:I tell you what really , REALLY irritates me of late - the difficulty in London ( especially in the centre) of being able to get a decent cup of tea.
Coffee seems to be more popular now.

What is more annoying is when they give you a massive tea, and of course charge you double so £2 odd for a tea, even though there's still only one tea bag used and just a bit more hot water.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Rocketron » Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:26 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:It must have been mentioned on here before, but......

People who don't wash their hands when they've used the loo. Scabby gits.
warp wrote: even worse, those that smugly say "pft, i don't piss on my hands" when you point out they're filthy *****.
even conceding you don't, you're still handling your knob, you knob! next time i'll shake your hand i'll put mine in my pants first, see how you like that!
My cock is cleaner than my hands. I don't know if I'm bragging or complaining. :eh:

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by FreeWheeling » Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:51 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:It must have been mentioned on here before, but......

People who don't wash their hands when they've used the loo. Scabby gits.
warp wrote: even worse, those that smugly say "pft, i don't piss on my hands" when you point out they're filthy *****.
even conceding you don't, you're still handling your knob, you knob! next time i'll shake your hand i'll put mine in my pants first, see how you like that!
Walked in the works bog once to see a chap at the urinal , cock in one hand, sandwich in the other

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