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westham,eggyandchips wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 5:51 am But Saturday is 2nd November? :?
Yeah THIS Saturday is, not last Saturday when I proudly informed all and sundry that the sofa would be residing in the front room ! :oops:
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S-H wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:47 am Image
That's mild compared to what Mrs GCRO and her evil step-daughter called me. I'm surprised she hasn't murdered me by now.
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sendô wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:32 pm This sort of **** if I'm honest:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50216271
What paticular type of **** calls himself John Legend ? His real name is John Roger Stephens FFS !!!
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sendô wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:32 pm This sort of **** if I'm honest:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50216271
His wife, queen of the virtue signallers, will have made him do that.
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Week away from public transport last week within two days back on the trains

People not waiting for others to get off, just barging through
Adults letting there kids taking up 5 seats in packed trains, twice today, as a child you're taught to respect your elders
Total disregard for anyone space - this is partly the train companies fault too
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fmgod wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 6:19 pm Week away from public transport last week within two days back on the trains

People not waiting for others to get off, just barging through
Adults letting there kids taking up 5 seats in packed trains, twice today, as a child you're taught to respect your elders
Total disregard for anyone space - this is partly the train companies fault too
my twice daily commute through stratford station confirms all of the above is 100 % fact
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Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 2:46 pm That's mild compared to what Mrs GCRO and her evil step-daughter called me. I'm surprised she hasn't murdered me by now.
Nowhere to sit? Tell 'em what my aunt would have said:
'Stick ya thumb up ya bum & sit on your elbow'!
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Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 2:48 pm What paticular type of **** calls himself John Legend ? His real name is John Roger Stephens FFS !!!
Henceforth, John Bellend.
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fmgod wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 6:19 pm Week away from public transport last week within two days back on the trains

People not waiting for others to get off, just barging through
Adults letting there kids taking up 5 seats in packed trains, twice today, as a child you're taught to respect your elders
Not any more fm, not any more..
#UtterC*ntsOnPublicTransport
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sendô wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:32 pm This sort of **** if I'm honest:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50216271
This is getting silly now, they will start removing words form every song if they get their way.

The original writer should sue him for infringement of copyright.

I bet no one will be singing this new version anywhere.

World's gone mad
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Dave Grohl is going to re-record Nirvana song 'Rape Me' with the lyrics changed to 'Hug Me'.
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'Smack My Bitch Up' is going to be changed to, 'Do Something Nice To My Friend Of Undetermined Gender'.
I'm not sure that it scans quite the same..
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Samba wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:48 pm 'Smack My Bitch Up' is going to be changed to, 'Do Something Nice To My Friend Of Undetermined Gender'.
I'm not sure that it scans quite the same..
She probably deserved it.
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fjthegrey wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:41 pm Dave Grohl is going to re-record Nirvana song 'Rape Me' with the lyrics changed to 'Hug Me'.

That is unacceptable.
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Can I be the first this year to say Halloween.

As usual, every where you f**king turn and no matter what shop you go into. Just f**k off back to America and give us back bonfire night and penny for the guy.
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Eggs'n'nuts wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:23 pm Can I be the first this year to say Halloween.

As usual, every where you f**king turn and no matter what shop you go into. Just f**k off back to America and give us back bonfire night and penny for the guy.
:thup: :thup: :thup:
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Yep, Halloween sucks, supposed to be going to a Halloween party on Saturday night, fancy dress, awesome...

Only positive is that on Saturday I am from 8am with a group of mates for fry up, beer to watch the rugby, then we are going on a pub crawl around Colchester, missus said she will pick me up at 5 to bring me back to get changed. I haven't told her I have zero chance of lasting till 5 and that she will probably be coming to pick me up at around 3ish if she can understand me on the phone with piss stained jeans and sick down my top with me dribbling incoherently due to me being a lightweight so I will be spending the next 14 or so hours in bed.
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At least you won't have to dress up..
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