Little things that irritate you
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- AnthraxDave
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Re: Little things that irritate you
People in the Office who decide it is OK to cook and eat Fish at lunchtime.
Take your stinking pissflap lunch somewhere else.
Take your stinking pissflap lunch somewhere else.
- ageing hammer
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Women who say to each other so I can hear it that it's a man's world.
They have taken almost everything from men in the name of equality and they are still complaining.
Even when you are shagging them they are moaning
They have taken almost everything from men in the name of equality and they are still complaining.
Even when you are shagging them they are moaning
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Re: Little things that irritate you
I am one of those. However it’s for a works awards do and dressing up is compulsory. Enforced ‘fun’
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Re: Little things that irritate you
With respect to CB311, anyone over the age of 10 who wears fancy dress for any reason whatsoever,
It's not wacky, you look like a complete bell end.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
The exception that proves the rule being attractive young ladies dressed as slutty nurses, cats, witches and so forth.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Went to the pub after work and it’s a regular haunt of ours. Seeing people come up and act like c**** towards bar staff that I know really got on my tits. One bird talking to one of the fellas behind the bar like he was backward then wanting to pay by card shouting loudly how she weren’t gonna tip (no issue with not tipping just don’t make a scene out of it). Me and a couple of other regulars mentioned it amongst ourselves and she then decided she had 70p in assorted shrapnel so she could tip him (£50 order). She didn’t say please or thank you once.
Manners cost nothing, the blokes a lovely geezer too so we’ve all bought him a drink to make up for f*** face.
Manners cost nothing, the blokes a lovely geezer too so we’ve all bought him a drink to make up for f*** face.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Coming home from the boozer pissed up, forgetting what time you put the food in the oven and then ending up chucking out said food because you're worried that it's undercooked because you've lost all track of time. Lost count of the times it's happened to me, tonight included!
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Buy one of those kitchen timers.neathiron wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:00 pm Coming home from the boozer pissed up, forgetting what time you put the food in the oven and then ending up chucking out said food because you're worried that it's undercooked because you've lost all track of time. Lost count of the times it's happened to me, tonight included!
Trouble is, I sometimes forget to start it..
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Re: Little things that irritate you
I was amazed to discover that legally you can set off fireworks up to 11pm on a normal day, and then midnight on 5th November and 1am on Diwali, Chinese New Year and NYE
You can start again at 7am if you want as well!
You can start again at 7am if you want as well!
- Clacton-ammer
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Popped into B&Q and paid for everything at the self service till then on way out got stopped by security as they thought I was nicking. I wouldn't have minded being stopped if he had been polite about it & it was a genuine mistake etc. I was dressed in a business whistle so not exactly lots of places to put my ill gotten gains, he was ****ing rude from start to finish.
So when finished I bit back, voices raised from both, deputy manager came over and no apology from him, just saying he is doing his job. I agreed with that, but there is a way to do it. Good manners, is it a forgotten art nowadays?
So when finished I bit back, voices raised from both, deputy manager came over and no apology from him, just saying he is doing his job. I agreed with that, but there is a way to do it. Good manners, is it a forgotten art nowadays?
- Clacton-ammer
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Re: Little things that irritate you
I would have preferred it if you had said a toilet brush holder..
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